Roys My Boy 217 (9:41:36 PM): Marth: *receives WORDPIE and props* ...Where the heck did these come from? o_O
Sapphire: Maaaaarthyyyy.
Marth: Please be quiet, you're giving me a headache.
Sapphire: T^T YOU HAAAATE MEEEE.
Marth: ...

"Sora" (9:41:49 PM): Red: Permission to bind her, Lord Marth>?

Roys My Boy 217 (9:42:54 PM): Marth: Go right ahead.
Sapphire: !!! But Marthy, we have four kids together! TWO OF THEM LOOK LIKE YOU~
Marth: *resists urge to kick her again*

"Sora" (9:43:09 PM): FE9!Ike: ...Marth, want me and me to kick her?

Roys My Boy 217 (9:44:11 PM): Marth: No, that's alright.
Sapphire: SEE HE LOVES ME WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE SEE?
Marth: *slaps her*
Roy: Oooh...
Zelda: ...Did someone just get slapped? I heard it all the way from upstairs! :O

"Sora" (9:44:56 PM): FE10!Ike: Say you're Marth's wife again and I'll challenge you to a fight. *takes out Urvan*

Roys My Boy 217 (9:46:21 PM): Sapphire: *shows off her wedding ring* SEE? And it even has his name on it. HE HAS ONE THAT MATCHES.
Marth: o_o *checks* ...No, actually, I don't.
Sapphire: *sadface* Maaaarthy...*wibblewibble*

"Sora" (9:46:54 PM): Rekka!Eliwood :*comes in with Fuuin!Eliwood* What's going on, Roy?

Roys My Boy 217 (9:47:51 PM): Roy: !!! ...What are you doing here?
Sapphire: *TL;DRing about her honeymoon*
Marth: -_-

"Sora" (9:48:12 PM): Fuuin!Eliwood: I got bored.

Roys My Boy 217 (9:48:44 PM): Roy: -_- So you come here?

"Sora" (9:49:25 PM): Fuuin!Eliwood: I wanted to see my younger self spare with Ike. ...The one from Souen.
FE9!Ike: ...Someone stop the TLR.

Roys My Boy 217 (9:50:11 PM): Sapphire: And then we *describes sex exactly how Essie would*

"Sora" (9:51:27 PM): Ash: HOLY SHIT ESSIE ALERT, ESSIE ALERT.
Pit: ...Okay, time for drastic measure! *grabs FE9!Ike and they have mad male sexing*

Roys My Boy 217 (9:51:54 PM): Marth: How is that drastic?

"Sora" (9:52:26 PM): Red: Well, let's see... we can hear them have sex?

Roys My Boy 217 (9:53:28 PM): Sapphire: This reminds me of our second night together! *squee, tells all about it*
Marth: Stop the ride, I want to get off!

"Sora" (9:53:51 PM): Red: Would bondage work?

"Sora" (9:53:58 PM): Ash: Female on female?

Roys My Boy 217 (9:54:30 PM): Marth: I don't think any of that will work. Aside from killing her.

Roys My Boy 217 (9:54:34 PM): Sapphire: ...WHAT?

"Sora" (9:55:04 PM): FE10!Ike: ...Actually, Marth, do you have a kid?

Roys My Boy 217 (9:55:53 PM): Marth: ...None that I know of... Why?

"Sora" (9:56:02 PM): FE10!Ike: ...Never mind.

Roys My Boy 217 (9:56:21 PM): Marth: What if I did?

"Sora" (9:56:33 PM): FE10!Ike: Would some of Sheeda's features show?

Roys My Boy 217 (9:56:53 PM): Marth: Probably.

Roys My Boy 217 (9:57:25 PM): Sapphire: MAAAAAAARTHY, WE HAVE FOUR KIDS.

"Sora" (9:58:16 PM): Ash: Oh, I know! Let's ask Melanie over at the Comms if we can borrow the lesbian female Marth, Mars!

Roys My Boy 217 (9:58:43 PM): Marth: ..."lesbian female Marth"?

"Sora" (9:59:20 PM): Ash: ...There's a homosexual, reversed gender version of all of us in Melanie's mind. You don't want to thread.

Roys My Boy 217 (9:59:49 PM): Marth: I figured that.
(WTF. XD)

"Sora" (9:59:52 PM): (Dead serious.)

Roys My Boy 217 (10:00:36 PM): (XD)

"Sora" (10:00:59 PM): Rekka!Eliwood: How about we sic fanboy!Vize on him? He's like her...

Roys My Boy 217 (10:02:00 PM): Sapphire: *clinging to Marth*
Marth: *trying to pry her off but it's not working*
Sapphire: Marthy~~~~~ *smooch*
Marth: O_O

"Sora" (10:02:16 PM): Rekka!Eliwood: ...On second thought, let's ask for Chaos to handle this case.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:03:21 PM): Roy: *trying to help Marth pry the nutjob off*
Sapphire: HEY IT'S THE PROMISCUOUS RED HEAD GTF AWAY YOU DIRTY SLUT.
Roy: ...Excuse me?
Sapphire: *purrs* Marthy. ^__________^
Marth: ...Help me someone?

"Sora" (10:03:49 PM): Chaos: *comes in, cracks her whip* Alright, Miss Sapphire, it's time for Fandom 101! GET OFF OF MARTH OR ELSE I'LL SET YOU ON FIRE.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:04:31 PM): Sapphire: WHY SHOULD I HE'S MY HUSBAND *tells about the first time they "had sex" in Essie terms*
Marth: T_T Why me?

"Sora" (10:05:43 PM): Chaos: *sets Sapph's butt on fire*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:06:34 PM): Sapphire: OWWIES. *runs around trying to put the fire out*
Marth: Circulation has returned to my arm at last!

"Sora" (10:07:34 PM): Chaos: *cracks whip again, fire burns out* Alright, missy, you're coming with me. *rudely grabs Sapph by the arm and starts going towards the learning room*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:08:29 PM): Sapphire: NOES. MARTH HONEY HEEEELP.
Marth: *gives her the Altean version of the middle finger*
Sapphire: I DUNNO WHAT THAT MEANS BUT I LOVE YOU TOO

"Sora" (10:09:06 PM): Chaos: He means this. *gives middle finger*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:10:19 PM): Sapphire: *is appalled* BUT MARTHY YOU'RE A PRINCE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SHELTERED LIKE THAT PROMISCUOUS RED HEAD.
Roy: I AM NOT SHELTERED OR A SLUT.
Marth: ...Sheltered? Who said anything about me being sheltered? I am not sheltered!

"Sora" (10:10:57 PM): Chaos: *grabs Sapph by the back of the head and GLARES at her* One word against Roy from out of your mouth and I'm using your head as a batting ram, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!

Roys My Boy 217 (10:12:01 PM): Sapphire: *spits*
Marth: ...It was nice (not) knowing you, Sapphire.

"Sora" (10:12:20 PM): Chaos: ... *SLAMS Sapph's head into the door* YOU FUCKING LITTLE BITCH!

Roys My Boy 217 (10:13:11 PM): Sapphire: OWWIES MARTH HELP ME.
Marth: *performs rude gesture again*
Sapphire: *scoffs*

"Sora" (10:14:01 PM): Chaos: *has Sapph face her again* Now, missy, you do as I say, and you won't be hurt, okay? That's how Chaos' Fandom 101 works!

Roys My Boy 217 (10:14:46 PM): Sapphire: But I don't need Fandom 101! I know plenty about my Marthy. ^_^
Marth: *fake vomits*

"Sora" (10:15:12 PM): Chaos: Oh yes. Yes, you do. If you deny it again, I will French-kiss you. Hard.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:15:47 PM): Sapphire: ONLY MY MARTHY CAN FRENCH KISS ME.
Marth: *turns green* Eww.

"Sora" (10:16:17 PM): Chaos: Well then... * French-kisses Sapph- and Chaos is the best in it. Being en entity has it's upside.*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:17:35 PM): Sapphire: MMMFF.
Marth: ...Please tell me it's working...
Sheeda: *pops out of no where* Hi Marth. ^_^
Marth: COULD MY DAY GET ANY WORSE?
Sheeda: ...?

"Sora" (10:18:21 PM): Chaos: *lets go* One word out of your mouth... and I will dropkick you. Hard. The amount of words you would have spoken.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:19:55 PM): Sapphire: ...WHAT'S THAT BITCH DOING HERE? *meaning Sheeda*
Sheeda: ...Do you know her, Marth?
Marth: Nope, she just appeared here and claimed I was her husband.
Sheeda: ...LISTEN LADY THIS GUY'S MINE.
Sapphire: NU UH. HE'S MINE.
Sheeda: *gets lance out* MINE.
Sapphire: MIIIIIIIINE.
Sheeda: *glaaaare*

"Sora" (10:20:15 PM): Chaos: YOU ASKED FOR IT! TEN DROPKICKS! *One dropkick*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:21:35 PM): Sapphire: Ow!
Marth: Um, Sheeda...?
Sheeda: Mm?
Marth: We don't have any kids running around, do we?
Sheeda: ...*griiin*
Marth: ...We do, don't we.
Sheeda: *pats stomach*
Marth: ...You're kidding.
Sheeda: Nope! ^_^
Marth: *kiss*
Sheeda: *kisses back*
Sapphire: O_O GET OFF MY MAAAAN.

"Sora" (10:22:15 PM): Chaos: Oh, now it's thirteen! *Second dropkick*
FE10!Ike: ...Someone bring some sweets, this is like a movie!

Roys My Boy 217 (10:22:58 PM): Roy: I HAVE SWEETS! And popcorn.
Marth and Sheeda: *making out*
Sapphire: T_T

"Sora" (10:23:09 PM): Chaos: *third dropkick*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:23:28 PM): Sapphire: Mff!

"Sora" (10:23:52 PM): Chaos: Now, I will only stop if you agree to take my test! I'll only let you speak for your answer... or ELSE.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:24:37 PM): Sapphire: Fine. But make them stop kissing! T_T
Marth and Sheeda: *getting all touchy feely*

"Sora" (10:24:51 PM): Chaos: *drags Sapphire to the learning room*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:25:38 PM): Sapphire: *reluctantly dragged*
Roy: This should be fun to watch. *munchmunch*

"Sora" (10:26:30 PM): Chaos: *takes out ALL information on the Fire Emblem series* Now, read! And no word out of your mouth unless you want me to spank you with the paddle! *waves old-fasioned paddle*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:27:03 PM): Sapphire: *reads reluctantly*

"Sora" (10:27:48 PM): FE9!Ike: ...Wow. No wonder I'm scared of Chaos. oO

Roys My Boy 217 (10:28:13 PM): Roy: No kidding.

"Sora" (10:28:52 PM): FE10!Ike: Question is, does this makes her a Mary-Sue? ...Oh wait, she's an entity, that exemps her, right?

Roys My Boy 217 (10:29:37 PM): Roy: I guess so.

"Sora" (10:30:13 PM): Pit: She isn't, because she's a Personafication entity. She lives for Chaos and Balance.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:30:43 PM): Sapphire: *falls asleep*

"Sora" (10:30:55 PM): Chaos: *smacks Sapph with a frying pan* WAKE UP.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:31:22 PM): Sapphire: ACK

"Sora" (10:31:38 PM): Chaos: Continue your reading! Because I'm giving you a test RIGHT after.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:32:05 PM): Sapphire: *reads some more*

"Sora" (10:32:37 PM): FE9!Ike: I don't think she has real feelings... I think her feelings reflect what her bearer is feeling right at the moment.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:33:36 PM): Marth: *reading the newspaper*
Sheeda: *off with Zelda and Peach*
Sapphire: *thinking: This blows.*

"Sora" (10:34:07 PM): Pit: ...Hey, who's listening to Saltimbanco?

Roys My Boy 217 (10:34:36 PM): Marth: Zelda is.

"Sora" (10:34:46 PM): Pit: I didn't knew she was into Cirque.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:36:16 PM): Marth: Neither did I.

"Sora" (10:36:38 PM): Pit: Does she have Alegria? That's my favorite.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:37:46 PM): Marth: I don't know. Ask her.

"Sora" (10:37:54 PM): FE10!Ike: I have Alegria. <3 <3 <3 <3

Roys My Boy 217 (10:41:31 PM): Marth: *looks in the obituaries*

"Sora" (10:41:49 PM): Ash: ...Isn't that a little morbid of you to check those?

Roys My Boy 217 (10:43:15 PM): Marth: I was kind of hoping Sapphire's name would be there.
Sapphire: ZzzzzZZZzz

"Sora" (10:44:50 PM): Chaos: *Another frying pan smack*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:45:30 PM): Sapphire: OW

"Sora" (10:46:20 PM): Chaos: Keep reading!

Roys My Boy 217 (10:47:06 PM): Sapphire: But I'm done!
Marth: *snickers* Some guy died by tripping over his rug.

"Sora" (10:48:28 PM): Chaos: The first book, yes. NEXT!

Roys My Boy 217 (10:48:55 PM): Sapphire: How much of this crap do I have to read?

"Sora" (10:49:04 PM): Chaos: All of them books on the table.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:50:50 PM): Sapphire: But there's two more...*whiiiiine*
Marth: *reads about who won the latest match*

"Sora" (10:51:23 PM): FE9!Ike: Who won the lastest match, anyway?
Chaos: *whipcrack* No complaining*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:51:58 PM): Marth: Pikachu did.
Sapphire: *reads*

"Sora" (10:52:16 PM): Pit: I forgot who he was against with again...

Roys My Boy 217 (10:52:38 PM): Marth: Captain Falcon.

"Sora" (10:53:07 PM): FE9!Ike: ...Okay, so which digital chamber was it?

Roys My Boy 217 (10:54:18 PM): Marth: One of the Kirby ones. Green Greens, I think.

"Sora" (10:54:27 PM): FE9!Ike: *bursts out laughing*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:55:37 PM): Marth: What?

"Sora" (10:56:15 PM): FE9!Ike: That's the one I also beated Falcon in the practice.

"Sora" (10:56:28 PM): *THis is so going to end up into your RP journal, I just know it. XD*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:57:07 PM): *XD*
Marth: Must be cursed for him, I guess.

"Sora" (10:57:57 PM): FE9!Ike: Anyway, Marth. Which chamber are you going to make me pratice against you?

Roys My Boy 217 (11:00:40 PM): Marth: I haven't decided yet.

"Sora" (11:01:07 PM): FE9!Ike: If you don't decide by tommorow we're trying the new Castle Siege chamber.

Roys My Boy 217 (11:02:59 PM): Marth: Alright.

"Sora" (11:03:18 PM): Pit: I wonder how the bitch is doing?

Roys My Boy 217 (11:05:19 PM): Sapphire: *on the last book*
Marth: *playing Animal Crossing* I have no idea.

"Sora" (11:05:44 PM): Chaos: *is looking for the test*

Roys My Boy 217 (11:06:39 PM): Sapphire: *almost done reading*

"Sora" (11:09:41 PM): Chaos: *smacks the test down as Sapphire close the books* You have all the time, but you can't look in the books again. *grabs the books and puts them back in their place, then puts a charm that she can't take any books down from the library* Now, begin...

Roys My Boy 217 (11:11:43 PM): Sapphire: *takes the test*
Marth: Damn the stores and their closing hours!

"Sora" (11:11:44 PM): Pit: What's wrong?

Roys My Boy 217 (11:12:59 PM): Marth: ...Nothing. Just yelling at the game again.
Sapphire: *randomly answers questions*

"Sora" (11:13:36 PM): Pit: ...What game are you playing?

Roys My Boy 217 (11:14:56 PM): Marth: Animal Crossing for the DS.
Sapphire: *finishes the test*

"Sora" (11:15:27 PM): Chaos: Now, let's grade the test, shall we?

Roys My Boy 217 (11:15:53 PM): Sapphire: ...

"Sora" (11:16:19 PM): *Give a percentage*

Roys My Boy 217 (11:16:57 PM): *A 70%*

"Sora" (11:17:12 PM): *...Failure? XD*

Roys My Boy 217 (11:17:36 PM): *Barely passing, actually.*

"Sora" (11:18:19 PM): *Barely passing?*

Roys My Boy 217 (11:18:50 PM): *Yesh.*

"Sora" (11:19:17 PM): *So Chaos, being hard on the ass, would say she fails? XD*

Roys My Boy 217 (11:19:42 PM): *Pretty much, yeah. XD*

"Sora" (11:20:08 PM): Chaos: You're barely passing. Of course, in Chaos term, that can only mean one thing...

Roys My Boy 217 (11:20:43 PM): Sapphire: ...
Marth: *reading Fire Emblem wank*

"Sora" (11:20:47 PM): Chaos: You failed.

Roys My Boy 217 (11:21:05 PM): Sapphire: WHUT

"Sora" (11:22:39 PM): Chaos: Missy, if you BARELY pass in my tests, what's the use of bringing you to Fandom 102?

Roys My Boy 217 (11:23:25 PM): Sapphire: I don't need this crap anyway!
Marth: So what's going on with Sapphire?

"Sora" (11:24:01 PM): Chaos: To get out of here? Yes. Yes, you do.
Pit: From the sounds of things, I don't think she's gonna go back to her home soon.

Roys My Boy 217 (11:24:27 PM): Marth: Oh well.

"Sora" (11:26:03 PM): Pit: Knowing Chaos, the more Sapphire fails Fandom 101, the more hard on the ass she'll be.

Roys My Boy 217 (11:26:39 PM): Marth: If she weren't so insane she'd actually be kind of cute.

"Sora" (11:26:57 PM): Pit: Yeah. ...Man, I would so like to invite the cool people from the War Comms over here.

Roys My Boy 217 (11:27:49 PM): Marth: Fire Emblem wank isn't as interesting as Harry Potter wank. I'm disappointed.

"Sora" (11:28:14 PM): Pit: How about the one with Sorakh when she was still a fandom sheep?

"Sora" (11:28:25 PM): FE9!Ike: Fanon.

"Sora" (11:28:33 PM): Pit: Yeah, Fanon sheep.

Roys My Boy 217 (11:29:11 PM): Marth: I haven't seen that one.

"Sora" (11:29:42 PM): Pit: Skies of Arcadia... it's really old.

Roys My Boy 217 (11:30:02 PM): Marth: Oh.

"Sora" (11:40:02 PM): And we just stop at a crazy moment. XD

Roys My Boy 217 (11:40:20 PM): XD

Roys My Boy 217 (11:40:26 PM): Sapphire: *tries to escape*

"Sora" (11:40:23 PM): Chaos: *knocks her out*

Roys My Boy 217 (11:40:53 PM): Sapphire: *KO'd*
Marth: Who's playing Evanescence at this hour?

"Sora" (11:41:17 PM): Red: *opens the door* I'm making a crack AMV!

Roys My Boy 217 (11:41:59 PM): Marth: ...So you're playing Evanesence?

"Sora" (11:42:05 PM): Red: It's making fun of the stereotypical wemos.

"Sora" (11:42:21 PM): (LOL, Jap!Ike sounds a bit like Jap!Vyse. XD)

Roys My Boy 217 (11:43:23 PM): (XD)
Marth: ...Okay then.

"Sora" (11:44:14 PM): Pikachu: *gives a WTF look at Red*

Roys My Boy 217 (11:44:51 PM): Zelda: Who's been going through Mewtwo's music again?

"Sora" (11:45:12 PM): Pikachu: Kachu.*points to Red*

Roys My Boy 217 (11:45:36 PM): Zelda: -_- It's always you, isn't it, Red?

"Sora" (11:46:00 PM): Ash: He's making an AMV... and it's my music folder he's going throught, not Mewtwo's. >>;;;;

Roys My Boy 217 (11:46:45 PM): Zelda: Well either you're stealing from Mewtwo's music folder or he's stealing from yours.