Catalystic World

Part Two

2007-09-02T05:04:21Z

"Sora" (11:47:32 PM): Ash: ...

Roys My Boy 217 (11:48:24 PM): Zelda: Why are you looking at me like that?

"Sora" (11:48:38 PM): Ash: You didn't noticed?

Roys My Boy 217 (11:51:06 PM): Zelda: No... No, I guess I didn't. Where's Marth?
Marth: *holds up a hand* Right here, where I've been for the past hour and a half.
Zelda: I need to discuss our match on Monday. Like the items and the battlefield and such.
Marth: Uh huh.
Zelda: ...Well?
Marth: *looks up from Animal Crossing* Oh, you want to do that now, Zelda?
Zelda: ...If you're not busy...
Marth: Um, well I have some things to discuss with Ike, so...later?
Zelda: Alright. *goes back up the stairs*

"Sora" (11:51:53 PM): FE9!Ike: Yo.

Roys My Boy 217 (11:52:18 PM): Marth: What?

"Sora" (11:52:24 PM): FE9!Ike: You said my name.

Roys My Boy 217 (11:53:33 PM): Marth: Oh. Well you wanted to know where our match was taking place.

"Sora" (11:53:52 PM): FE9!Ike: Yeah.

Roys My Boy 217 (11:54:26 PM): Marth: ...Well choose an arena.

"Sora" (11:55:10 PM): FE9!Ike: ...Castle Siege, damnit!

Roys My Boy 217 (11:55:54 PM): Marth: ...Alright then.

"Sora" (11:56:29 PM): FE10!Ike: Someone needs to get to bed. *glares at his younger self*
FE9!Ike: ...Holy crap, I grow up to be like Father. oO *creeped put*

Roys My Boy 217 (11:57:09 PM): Marth: *goes back to his game*

"Sora" (11:57:30 PM): Red: *accidently raises the volume and everyone can hear Vagina Man Dumpster*

Roys My Boy 217 (11:57:57 PM): Marth: ...What the heck?

"Sora" (11:58:23 PM): FE10: TAMBORES THEY GO DANCE DANCE. ...Oh great, someone currupted me.
Pikachu: *does the dance*

"Sora" (11:58:33 PM): *FE10!Ike

Roys My Boy 217 (11:59:22 PM): Marth: *hears Pit singing along, plugs in his headphones so he can listen to Animal Crossing's music instead*

"Sora" (11:59:30 PM): PIT: VAGINA MAN DANCING!

Roys My Boy 217 (12:01:53 AM): Marth: Gods help me.

"Sora" (12:02:05 AM): Chaos: *goes into Red's room and fixes the volume*

Roys My Boy 217 (12:02:33 AM): Sapphire: T_T MAKE IT STOP

"Sora" (12:02:34 AM): Chaos: *knocks her out again*

Roys My Boy 217 (12:02:56 AM): Sapphire: AHA YOU MISSED

"Sora" (12:03:31 AM): Chaos: DFJKGNFDLNGJKDFNKJDFN *kicks her in the mommy area*

Roys My Boy 217 (12:04:18 AM): Sapphire: Hey, what was that for! I need to have more kids with Marth!
Marth: *hears "kids" and "Marth" in the same sentence and shrieks*

"Sora" (12:04:37 AM): Chaos: *IS PISSED* *TAKES OUT DOUBLE-ENDED SCYTHE*

Roys My Boy 217 (12:05:34 AM): Sapphire: *manages to escape*

"Sora" (12:05:41 AM): Chaos: ...FUCK.

"Sora" (12:06:14 AM): Karma: *pops up* Don't worry, she's gonna get bitten in the ass. ...Oh, Lady Sora's sleeping.

Roys My Boy 217 (12:07:36 AM): Sapphire: *pounces on Marth*
Marth: *shrieks louder* GET HER OFF ME.
Everyone in the Villa: *comes to see what's going on*
Sapphire: WE MUST HAVE MORE CHILDREN NOW, MARTH, THEY WON'T PERSECUTE A PREGNANT WOMAN. *starts to take her panties off*
Marth: OH GODS HELP ME. *kicks her off*

"Sora" (12:08:49 AM): Karma: *strips off her clothes* Are you jealous of these? *winks because she's an entity, therefor, could make Sapph jealous*

Roys My Boy 217 (12:09:38 AM): Sapphire: MY BOOBS ARE BETTER. *takes her shirt and bra off*
Marth: *covers his eyes* If Sheeda were here...

"Sora" (12:10:43 AM): Chaos: *strips too, C cups bouncing* Hey there, little girl. Check these out. *turns them into F cups*

Roys My Boy 217 (12:11:51 AM): Boys: *have nosebleeds*
Sapphire: HAHA THEY'RE FAKE.
Marth: ...What exactly is going on? *still has his eyes covered*

"Sora" (12:12:25 AM): Chaos: Oh, no, my dear. They're not fake. Look. *changes them back into a C cup, the turns them into a DD cup*

Roys My Boy 217 (12:13:53 AM): Marth: Ike? Pit? Someone? What's happening? I'm afraid to look.
Sapphire: *grabs Falchion from Marth's sheath* I WILL CHOP THEM OFF AND MOUNT THEM ON MY WALL HAHAHA.

"Sora" (12:13:57 AM): Chaos: Try to.

"Sora" (12:14:09 AM): *She wouldn't be able, Chaos' an entity. XD*

"Sora" (12:15:21 AM): *It would pass throught, just a note*

Roys My Boy 217 (12:15:39 AM): *I know, but the image is amusing. XD*
Sapphire: *tries to swing but can't use a sword worth dick*
Marth: If you people are topless, would you mind putting your shirts back on?

"Sora" (12:16:28 AM): Chaos:You suck using a sword. I don't think you're worthy to be Marth's PERIOD. *snaps her fingers and everyone's clothes is back on right. Except Chaos decides to play lesbian female Marth*

Roys My Boy 217 (12:17:46 AM): Marth: *uncovers his eyes* ...Hey, Sapphire shouldn't be able to even wield Falchion!
Sapphire: I'm a Soulbonder, dammit, I have uber speshul powers! HAHAHAHA.
Marth: *knocks her upside the head with Falchion's sheath and reclaims his sword*
Sapphire: *knocked out*

"Sora" (12:18:10 AM): Chaos: ...Let's remove her Soulbonder powers. Karma?
Karma: Ready.
Chaos: Let's do it@

Roys My Boy 217 (12:19:33 AM): Sapphire: I AM MARY SUUUUUE~ MUWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Marth: ...WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE BOTHER LINK?
Sapphire: Because he's gay.
Marth: ...WELL SO AM I.
Sapphire: ...Riiiiight.
Marth: *kisses Ike*
Sapphire: ...o_o MY MARTHY IS CHEATING ON ME WITH SOME ICKY FAAAAG.

"Sora" (12:19:44 AM): FE10!Ike: ...Um, Marth. You're not Zelgius.

"Sora" (12:19:58 AM): FE9!Ike: *laughs*

"Sora" (12:20:36 AM): Karma: Soul Bonding...
Chaos: Removal...
Karma/Chaos: POWER!

Roys My Boy 217 (12:21:27 AM): Sapphire: *frenches Marth just as Sheeda comes down the stairs*
Sheeda: !!! *pries Sapphire off and procedes to beat the living crap out of her*
Sapphire: OWWIES

"Sora" (12:22:15 AM): Karma: Now, Sapphire, your soulbonding powers has been removed for disobeying Law #1!

Roys My Boy 217 (12:23:10 AM): Sapphire: *can't talk as she is being beaten up*
Sheeda: *kicking Sapphire over and over*

"Sora" (12:24:20 AM): Karma: Now reel in pain as I used Sheeda as my karma bait.
FE10!Ike: Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a guy I have to shag. *goes off to find Zelgius*

Roys My Boy 217 (12:25:17 AM): Marth: *holds Sheeda back* Honey, I think she's bleeding enough.
Sheeda: *huffing* NO ONE KISSES MY MAN AND GETS AWAY WITH IT. NO ONE.
Sapphire: *twitch twitch*

"Sora" (12:25:40 AM): Karma: *to Sapphire* Now you see what happens when you disobey law #1?

Roys My Boy 217 (12:26:18 AM): Sapphire: What the heck is law #1?

"Sora" (12:28:34 AM): Karma: *looks down* Never use Soulbonding powers to try and break the laws of nature. In your case, trying to make Marth your husband.

Roys My Boy 217 (12:29:03 AM): Sapphire: BUT HE IS MY HUSBAND.
Marth: *adds in a kick of his own*

"Sora" (12:29:49 AM): Karma: No, he isn't. You're breaking the law of nature by claimin so. The only person who can claim such things is Melanie, but that's because she clones the original ones INSTEAD using her soulbonding abilities.

Roys My Boy 217 (12:30:20 AM): Sapphire: I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT.

"Sora" (12:30:37 AM): Karma: Not this time, pretty. You obey MY rules.

Roys My Boy 217 (12:31:44 AM): Sapphire: SCREW YOU

"Sora" (12:31:56 AM): Karma: I already did by having Sheeda kick your ass. We don't orgasm like humans do, honey.

Roys My Boy 217 (12:32:30 AM): Sapphire: ...
Marth and Sheeda: *making out*
Sapphire: HEY LAY OFF MY MAN

"Sora" (12:32:39 AM): Karma: He is not your man, and this will be your last warning... else I will kill you right now.

Roys My Boy 217 (12:33:04 AM): Sapphire: I CAN't DIE, I AM IMMORTAL.

"Sora" (12:33:59 AM): Karma: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE. Can I bring Death here?

Roys My Boy 217 (12:34:31 AM): Marth: *whacks Sapphire over the head reeeeally hard*
Sapphire: *conked out for a while*

"Sora" (12:34:43 AM): Karma: This chick? Makes me want to explode.

Roys My Boy 217 (12:35:05 AM): Marth: I think I knocked her out for a while.

"Sora" (12:35:24 AM): Karma: ...Seriously, if she think she's immortal, she's wrong. Soulbonding doesn't extend your life or anything.

Roys My Boy 217 (12:36:09 AM): Marth: Maybe being a Mary Sue does.

"Sora" (12:36:45 AM): Karma: ...Mary Sues are people that abuses their soulbonding powers to extreme abilities... even going as far as taking over a person's body.

Roys My Boy 217 (12:37:23 AM): Marth: All I know is that they're weird.

"Sora" (12:37:31 AM): Karma: And all I know is that it's FUCKING ANNOYING to fix their crap.

Roys My Boy 217 (12:39:32 AM): Marth: So it seems.

"Sora" (12:41:15 AM): Chaos: We should know, our underlings has to deal with those, and the complaints...

Roys My Boy 217 (12:42:20 AM): Zelda: *comes down the stairs* OKAY, WHO WAS THE ASSHOLE THAT FUCKED UP MY ROOM?
Marth: O_O Princess, your mouth...

"Sora" (12:42:49 AM): Chaos: Let he be.
Ash: ...

Roys My Boy 217 (12:43:35 AM): Zelda: When I find out who it is... *burns something with Din's Fire* That's their head.

"Sora" (12:43:42 AM): Ash: What happened.

Roys My Boy 217 (12:44:10 AM): Zelda: Someone practically destroyed my room!

"Sora" (12:44:18 AM): Ash: How.

Roys My Boy 217 (12:44:56 AM): Zelda: Well gee, if I knew how I wouldn've been able to track them down already!

"Sora" (12:45:10 AM): Ash: ...Wait a minute, what the hell's going on?

Roys My Boy 217 (12:45:55 AM): Sapphire: *wakes up* Oh my head...
Marth: *gets ready to knock her out while sipping tea and reading the newspaper*

"Sora" (12:47:00 AM): Ash: ...Hey, Red. Let's go have some fun in the soundproof room.
Red: YAY!

Roys My Boy 217 (12:47:30 AM): Sapphire: ...Where am I?

"Sora" (12:47:50 AM): Ash: Smash Villa.

Roys My Boy 217 (12:48:13 AM): Sapphire: ...Who are you people?

"Sora" (12:48:13 AM): Ash: ... LOL.

Roys My Boy 217 (12:48:59 AM): Sapphire: ...Hey, you're hot. *to Marth*
Marth: OH GODS NOT AGAIN GO AFTER ASH.
Sapphire: o_O

"Sora" (12:49:07 AM): Ash: We gave her amnesia. LET'S SHIP HER BACK HOME.

Roys My Boy 217 (12:49:54 AM): Sapphire: Hey, you're from Pokemon! And you *points at Karma* were trying to kill me!

"Sora" (12:50:40 AM): Karma: Yes, now, off you go. *opens a portal that brings back to her home under the girl*

Roys My Boy 217 (12:51:49 AM): Sapphire: *falls in the portal*

"Sora" (12:52:08 AM): Karma: *locks it* There, all done. No Soulbonding powers anymore. She could only do stuff on the coms.

Roys My Boy 217 (12:52:57 AM): Marth: ...Wonderful.

"Sora" (12:53:40 AM): Karma: Don't worry. Our friends in the War Comms will make sure to make her time a living hell!

Roys My Boy 217 (12:55:01 AM): Marth: If you say so.

"Sora" (12:55:17 AM): Karma: Especially with me around.

Roys My Boy 217 (12:57:11 AM): Marth: *continues reading the newspaper*

RPG with Sora using War Comm characters part one

2007-09-02T05:03:35Z

Roys My Boy 217 (9:41:36 PM): Marth: *receives WORDPIE and props* ...Where the heck did these come from? o_O
Sapphire: Maaaaarthyyyy.
Marth: Please be quiet, you're giving me a headache.
Sapphire: T^T YOU HAAAATE MEEEE.
Marth: ...

"Sora" (9:41:49 PM): Red: Permission to bind her, Lord Marth>?

Roys My Boy 217 (9:42:54 PM): Marth: Go right ahead.
Sapphire: !!! But Marthy, we have four kids together! TWO OF THEM LOOK LIKE YOU~
Marth: *resists urge to kick her again*

"Sora" (9:43:09 PM): FE9!Ike: ...Marth, want me and me to kick her?

Roys My Boy 217 (9:44:11 PM): Marth: No, that's alright.
Sapphire: SEE HE LOVES ME WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE SEE?
Marth: *slaps her*
Roy: Oooh...
Zelda: ...Did someone just get slapped? I heard it all the way from upstairs! :O

"Sora" (9:44:56 PM): FE10!Ike: Say you're Marth's wife again and I'll challenge you to a fight. *takes out Urvan*

Roys My Boy 217 (9:46:21 PM): Sapphire: *shows off her wedding ring* SEE? And it even has his name on it. HE HAS ONE THAT MATCHES.
Marth: o_o *checks* ...No, actually, I don't.
Sapphire: *sadface* Maaaarthy...*wibblewibble*

"Sora" (9:46:54 PM): Rekka!Eliwood :*comes in with Fuuin!Eliwood* What's going on, Roy?

Roys My Boy 217 (9:47:51 PM): Roy: !!! ...What are you doing here?
Sapphire: *TL;DRing about her honeymoon*
Marth: -_-

"Sora" (9:48:12 PM): Fuuin!Eliwood: I got bored.

Roys My Boy 217 (9:48:44 PM): Roy: -_- So you come here?

"Sora" (9:49:25 PM): Fuuin!Eliwood: I wanted to see my younger self spare with Ike. ...The one from Souen.
FE9!Ike: ...Someone stop the TLR.

Roys My Boy 217 (9:50:11 PM): Sapphire: And then we *describes sex exactly how Essie would*

"Sora" (9:51:27 PM): Ash: HOLY SHIT ESSIE ALERT, ESSIE ALERT.
Pit: ...Okay, time for drastic measure! *grabs FE9!Ike and they have mad male sexing*

Roys My Boy 217 (9:51:54 PM): Marth: How is that drastic?

"Sora" (9:52:26 PM): Red: Well, let's see... we can hear them have sex?

Roys My Boy 217 (9:53:28 PM): Sapphire: This reminds me of our second night together! *squee, tells all about it*
Marth: Stop the ride, I want to get off!

"Sora" (9:53:51 PM): Red: Would bondage work?

"Sora" (9:53:58 PM): Ash: Female on female?

Roys My Boy 217 (9:54:30 PM): Marth: I don't think any of that will work. Aside from killing her.

Roys My Boy 217 (9:54:34 PM): Sapphire: ...WHAT?

"Sora" (9:55:04 PM): FE10!Ike: ...Actually, Marth, do you have a kid?

Roys My Boy 217 (9:55:53 PM): Marth: ...None that I know of... Why?

"Sora" (9:56:02 PM): FE10!Ike: ...Never mind.

Roys My Boy 217 (9:56:21 PM): Marth: What if I did?

"Sora" (9:56:33 PM): FE10!Ike: Would some of Sheeda's features show?

Roys My Boy 217 (9:56:53 PM): Marth: Probably.

Roys My Boy 217 (9:57:25 PM): Sapphire: MAAAAAAARTHY, WE HAVE FOUR KIDS.

"Sora" (9:58:16 PM): Ash: Oh, I know! Let's ask Melanie over at the Comms if we can borrow the lesbian female Marth, Mars!

Roys My Boy 217 (9:58:43 PM): Marth: ..."lesbian female Marth"?

"Sora" (9:59:20 PM): Ash: ...There's a homosexual, reversed gender version of all of us in Melanie's mind. You don't want to thread.

Roys My Boy 217 (9:59:49 PM): Marth: I figured that.
(WTF. XD)

"Sora" (9:59:52 PM): (Dead serious.)

Roys My Boy 217 (10:00:36 PM): (XD)

"Sora" (10:00:59 PM): Rekka!Eliwood: How about we sic fanboy!Vize on him? He's like her...

Roys My Boy 217 (10:02:00 PM): Sapphire: *clinging to Marth*
Marth: *trying to pry her off but it's not working*
Sapphire: Marthy~~~~~ *smooch*
Marth: O_O

"Sora" (10:02:16 PM): Rekka!Eliwood: ...On second thought, let's ask for Chaos to handle this case.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:03:21 PM): Roy: *trying to help Marth pry the nutjob off*
Sapphire: HEY IT'S THE PROMISCUOUS RED HEAD GTF AWAY YOU DIRTY SLUT.
Roy: ...Excuse me?
Sapphire: *purrs* Marthy. ^__________^
Marth: ...Help me someone?

"Sora" (10:03:49 PM): Chaos: *comes in, cracks her whip* Alright, Miss Sapphire, it's time for Fandom 101! GET OFF OF MARTH OR ELSE I'LL SET YOU ON FIRE.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:04:31 PM): Sapphire: WHY SHOULD I HE'S MY HUSBAND *tells about the first time they "had sex" in Essie terms*
Marth: T_T Why me?

"Sora" (10:05:43 PM): Chaos: *sets Sapph's butt on fire*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:06:34 PM): Sapphire: OWWIES. *runs around trying to put the fire out*
Marth: Circulation has returned to my arm at last!

"Sora" (10:07:34 PM): Chaos: *cracks whip again, fire burns out* Alright, missy, you're coming with me. *rudely grabs Sapph by the arm and starts going towards the learning room*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:08:29 PM): Sapphire: NOES. MARTH HONEY HEEEELP.
Marth: *gives her the Altean version of the middle finger*
Sapphire: I DUNNO WHAT THAT MEANS BUT I LOVE YOU TOO

"Sora" (10:09:06 PM): Chaos: He means this. *gives middle finger*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:10:19 PM): Sapphire: *is appalled* BUT MARTHY YOU'RE A PRINCE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SHELTERED LIKE THAT PROMISCUOUS RED HEAD.
Roy: I AM NOT SHELTERED OR A SLUT.
Marth: ...Sheltered? Who said anything about me being sheltered? I am not sheltered!

"Sora" (10:10:57 PM): Chaos: *grabs Sapph by the back of the head and GLARES at her* One word against Roy from out of your mouth and I'm using your head as a batting ram, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!

Roys My Boy 217 (10:12:01 PM): Sapphire: *spits*
Marth: ...It was nice (not) knowing you, Sapphire.

"Sora" (10:12:20 PM): Chaos: ... *SLAMS Sapph's head into the door* YOU FUCKING LITTLE BITCH!

Roys My Boy 217 (10:13:11 PM): Sapphire: OWWIES MARTH HELP ME.
Marth: *performs rude gesture again*
Sapphire: *scoffs*

"Sora" (10:14:01 PM): Chaos: *has Sapph face her again* Now, missy, you do as I say, and you won't be hurt, okay? That's how Chaos' Fandom 101 works!

Roys My Boy 217 (10:14:46 PM): Sapphire: But I don't need Fandom 101! I know plenty about my Marthy. ^_^
Marth: *fake vomits*

"Sora" (10:15:12 PM): Chaos: Oh yes. Yes, you do. If you deny it again, I will French-kiss you. Hard.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:15:47 PM): Sapphire: ONLY MY MARTHY CAN FRENCH KISS ME.
Marth: *turns green* Eww.

"Sora" (10:16:17 PM): Chaos: Well then... * French-kisses Sapph- and Chaos is the best in it. Being en entity has it's upside.*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:17:35 PM): Sapphire: MMMFF.
Marth: ...Please tell me it's working...
Sheeda: *pops out of no where* Hi Marth. ^_^
Marth: COULD MY DAY GET ANY WORSE?
Sheeda: ...?

"Sora" (10:18:21 PM): Chaos: *lets go* One word out of your mouth... and I will dropkick you. Hard. The amount of words you would have spoken.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:19:55 PM): Sapphire: ...WHAT'S THAT BITCH DOING HERE? *meaning Sheeda*
Sheeda: ...Do you know her, Marth?
Marth: Nope, she just appeared here and claimed I was her husband.
Sheeda: ...LISTEN LADY THIS GUY'S MINE.
Sapphire: NU UH. HE'S MINE.
Sheeda: *gets lance out* MINE.
Sapphire: MIIIIIIIINE.
Sheeda: *glaaaare*

"Sora" (10:20:15 PM): Chaos: YOU ASKED FOR IT! TEN DROPKICKS! *One dropkick*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:21:35 PM): Sapphire: Ow!
Marth: Um, Sheeda...?
Sheeda: Mm?
Marth: We don't have any kids running around, do we?
Sheeda: ...*griiin*
Marth: ...We do, don't we.
Sheeda: *pats stomach*
Marth: ...You're kidding.
Sheeda: Nope! ^_^
Marth: *kiss*
Sheeda: *kisses back*
Sapphire: O_O GET OFF MY MAAAAN.

"Sora" (10:22:15 PM): Chaos: Oh, now it's thirteen! *Second dropkick*
FE10!Ike: ...Someone bring some sweets, this is like a movie!

Roys My Boy 217 (10:22:58 PM): Roy: I HAVE SWEETS! And popcorn.
Marth and Sheeda: *making out*
Sapphire: T_T

"Sora" (10:23:09 PM): Chaos: *third dropkick*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:23:28 PM): Sapphire: Mff!

"Sora" (10:23:52 PM): Chaos: Now, I will only stop if you agree to take my test! I'll only let you speak for your answer... or ELSE.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:24:37 PM): Sapphire: Fine. But make them stop kissing! T_T
Marth and Sheeda: *getting all touchy feely*

"Sora" (10:24:51 PM): Chaos: *drags Sapphire to the learning room*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:25:38 PM): Sapphire: *reluctantly dragged*
Roy: This should be fun to watch. *munchmunch*

"Sora" (10:26:30 PM): Chaos: *takes out ALL information on the Fire Emblem series* Now, read! And no word out of your mouth unless you want me to spank you with the paddle! *waves old-fasioned paddle*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:27:03 PM): Sapphire: *reads reluctantly*

"Sora" (10:27:48 PM): FE9!Ike: ...Wow. No wonder I'm scared of Chaos. oO

Roys My Boy 217 (10:28:13 PM): Roy: No kidding.

"Sora" (10:28:52 PM): FE10!Ike: Question is, does this makes her a Mary-Sue? ...Oh wait, she's an entity, that exemps her, right?

Roys My Boy 217 (10:29:37 PM): Roy: I guess so.

"Sora" (10:30:13 PM): Pit: She isn't, because she's a Personafication entity. She lives for Chaos and Balance.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:30:43 PM): Sapphire: *falls asleep*

"Sora" (10:30:55 PM): Chaos: *smacks Sapph with a frying pan* WAKE UP.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:31:22 PM): Sapphire: ACK

"Sora" (10:31:38 PM): Chaos: Continue your reading! Because I'm giving you a test RIGHT after.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:32:05 PM): Sapphire: *reads some more*

"Sora" (10:32:37 PM): FE9!Ike: I don't think she has real feelings... I think her feelings reflect what her bearer is feeling right at the moment.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:33:36 PM): Marth: *reading the newspaper*
Sheeda: *off with Zelda and Peach*
Sapphire: *thinking: This blows.*

"Sora" (10:34:07 PM): Pit: ...Hey, who's listening to Saltimbanco?

Roys My Boy 217 (10:34:36 PM): Marth: Zelda is.

"Sora" (10:34:46 PM): Pit: I didn't knew she was into Cirque.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:36:16 PM): Marth: Neither did I.

"Sora" (10:36:38 PM): Pit: Does she have Alegria? That's my favorite.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:37:46 PM): Marth: I don't know. Ask her.

"Sora" (10:37:54 PM): FE10!Ike: I have Alegria. <3 <3 <3 <3

Roys My Boy 217 (10:41:31 PM): Marth: *looks in the obituaries*

"Sora" (10:41:49 PM): Ash: ...Isn't that a little morbid of you to check those?

Roys My Boy 217 (10:43:15 PM): Marth: I was kind of hoping Sapphire's name would be there.
Sapphire: ZzzzzZZZzz

"Sora" (10:44:50 PM): Chaos: *Another frying pan smack*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:45:30 PM): Sapphire: OW

"Sora" (10:46:20 PM): Chaos: Keep reading!

Roys My Boy 217 (10:47:06 PM): Sapphire: But I'm done!
Marth: *snickers* Some guy died by tripping over his rug.

"Sora" (10:48:28 PM): Chaos: The first book, yes. NEXT!

Roys My Boy 217 (10:48:55 PM): Sapphire: How much of this crap do I have to read?

"Sora" (10:49:04 PM): Chaos: All of them books on the table.

Roys My Boy 217 (10:50:50 PM): Sapphire: But there's two more...*whiiiiine*
Marth: *reads about who won the latest match*

"Sora" (10:51:23 PM): FE9!Ike: Who won the lastest match, anyway?
Chaos: *whipcrack* No complaining*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:51:58 PM): Marth: Pikachu did.
Sapphire: *reads*

"Sora" (10:52:16 PM): Pit: I forgot who he was against with again...

Roys My Boy 217 (10:52:38 PM): Marth: Captain Falcon.

"Sora" (10:53:07 PM): FE9!Ike: ...Okay, so which digital chamber was it?

Roys My Boy 217 (10:54:18 PM): Marth: One of the Kirby ones. Green Greens, I think.

"Sora" (10:54:27 PM): FE9!Ike: *bursts out laughing*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:55:37 PM): Marth: What?

"Sora" (10:56:15 PM): FE9!Ike: That's the one I also beated Falcon in the practice.

"Sora" (10:56:28 PM): *THis is so going to end up into your RP journal, I just know it. XD*

Roys My Boy 217 (10:57:07 PM): *XD*
Marth: Must be cursed for him, I guess.

"Sora" (10:57:57 PM): FE9!Ike: Anyway, Marth. Which chamber are you going to make me pratice against you?

Roys My Boy 217 (11:00:40 PM): Marth: I haven't decided yet.

"Sora" (11:01:07 PM): FE9!Ike: If you don't decide by tommorow we're trying the new Castle Siege chamber.

Roys My Boy 217 (11:02:59 PM): Marth: Alright.

"Sora" (11:03:18 PM): Pit: I wonder how the bitch is doing?

Roys My Boy 217 (11:05:19 PM): Sapphire: *on the last book*
Marth: *playing Animal Crossing* I have no idea.

"Sora" (11:05:44 PM): Chaos: *is looking for the test*

Roys My Boy 217 (11:06:39 PM): Sapphire: *almost done reading*

"Sora" (11:09:41 PM): Chaos: *smacks the test down as Sapphire close the books* You have all the time, but you can't look in the books again. *grabs the books and puts them back in their place, then puts a charm that she can't take any books down from the library* Now, begin...

Roys My Boy 217 (11:11:43 PM): Sapphire: *takes the test*
Marth: Damn the stores and their closing hours!

"Sora" (11:11:44 PM): Pit: What's wrong?

Roys My Boy 217 (11:12:59 PM): Marth: ...Nothing. Just yelling at the game again.
Sapphire: *randomly answers questions*

"Sora" (11:13:36 PM): Pit: ...What game are you playing?

Roys My Boy 217 (11:14:56 PM): Marth: Animal Crossing for the DS.
Sapphire: *finishes the test*

"Sora" (11:15:27 PM): Chaos: Now, let's grade the test, shall we?

Roys My Boy 217 (11:15:53 PM): Sapphire: ...

"Sora" (11:16:19 PM): *Give a percentage*

Roys My Boy 217 (11:16:57 PM): *A 70%*

"Sora" (11:17:12 PM): *...Failure? XD*

Roys My Boy 217 (11:17:36 PM): *Barely passing, actually.*

"Sora" (11:18:19 PM): *Barely passing?*

Roys My Boy 217 (11:18:50 PM): *Yesh.*

"Sora" (11:19:17 PM): *So Chaos, being hard on the ass, would say she fails? XD*

Roys My Boy 217 (11:19:42 PM): *Pretty much, yeah. XD*

"Sora" (11:20:08 PM): Chaos: You're barely passing. Of course, in Chaos term, that can only mean one thing...

Roys My Boy 217 (11:20:43 PM): Sapphire: ...
Marth: *reading Fire Emblem wank*

"Sora" (11:20:47 PM): Chaos: You failed.

Roys My Boy 217 (11:21:05 PM): Sapphire: WHUT

"Sora" (11:22:39 PM): Chaos: Missy, if you BARELY pass in my tests, what's the use of bringing you to Fandom 102?

Roys My Boy 217 (11:23:25 PM): Sapphire: I don't need this crap anyway!
Marth: So what's going on with Sapphire?

"Sora" (11:24:01 PM): Chaos: To get out of here? Yes. Yes, you do.
Pit: From the sounds of things, I don't think she's gonna go back to her home soon.

Roys My Boy 217 (11:24:27 PM): Marth: Oh well.

"Sora" (11:26:03 PM): Pit: Knowing Chaos, the more Sapphire fails Fandom 101, the more hard on the ass she'll be.

Roys My Boy 217 (11:26:39 PM): Marth: If she weren't so insane she'd actually be kind of cute.

"Sora" (11:26:57 PM): Pit: Yeah. ...Man, I would so like to invite the cool people from the War Comms over here.

Roys My Boy 217 (11:27:49 PM): Marth: Fire Emblem wank isn't as interesting as Harry Potter wank. I'm disappointed.

"Sora" (11:28:14 PM): Pit: How about the one with Sorakh when she was still a fandom sheep?

"Sora" (11:28:25 PM): FE9!Ike: Fanon.

"Sora" (11:28:33 PM): Pit: Yeah, Fanon sheep.

Roys My Boy 217 (11:29:11 PM): Marth: I haven't seen that one.

"Sora" (11:29:42 PM): Pit: Skies of Arcadia... it's really old.

Roys My Boy 217 (11:30:02 PM): Marth: Oh.

"Sora" (11:40:02 PM): And we just stop at a crazy moment. XD

Roys My Boy 217 (11:40:20 PM): XD

Roys My Boy 217 (11:40:26 PM): Sapphire: *tries to escape*

"Sora" (11:40:23 PM): Chaos: *knocks her out*

Roys My Boy 217 (11:40:53 PM): Sapphire: *KO'd*
Marth: Who's playing Evanescence at this hour?

"Sora" (11:41:17 PM): Red: *opens the door* I'm making a crack AMV!

Roys My Boy 217 (11:41:59 PM): Marth: ...So you're playing Evanesence?

"Sora" (11:42:05 PM): Red: It's making fun of the stereotypical wemos.

"Sora" (11:42:21 PM): (LOL, Jap!Ike sounds a bit like Jap!Vyse. XD)

Roys My Boy 217 (11:43:23 PM): (XD)
Marth: ...Okay then.

"Sora" (11:44:14 PM): Pikachu: *gives a WTF look at Red*

Roys My Boy 217 (11:44:51 PM): Zelda: Who's been going through Mewtwo's music again?

"Sora" (11:45:12 PM): Pikachu: Kachu.*points to Red*

Roys My Boy 217 (11:45:36 PM): Zelda: -_- It's always you, isn't it, Red?

"Sora" (11:46:00 PM): Ash: He's making an AMV... and it's my music folder he's going throught, not Mewtwo's. >>;;;;

Roys My Boy 217 (11:46:45 PM): Zelda: Well either you're stealing from Mewtwo's music folder or he's stealing from yours.

[Pre-FE6 RPG Log] One Act Log. (Eliwood/Ninian)

2007-04-14T03:07:59Z

This stemmed from a conversation about how Ninian wasn't a "delicate flower" and wouldn't ask for Eliwood to save her every five seconds.

WARNING: There's OMG SECKS in here. Don't like that? DON'T CLICK THANKS. XP

[19:36] J Random Sara: Ninian: RAWR ELIWOOD THE TAXES ARE MAKING MY BRAIN HURT D:
[19:37] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Okay, I'll help you with them, then. ^^
[19:37] J Random Sara: Ninian: Thanks. I've been sitting for an hour trying to make heads or tails of this damn form! Why haven't they invented the adding machine yet?
[19:39] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Athos is working on it. *takes the numbers* @_@ Now I know why my father let my mother do the taxes. She was a mathematicion. My dad hated math. *shrugs* OKAY. So. We take these numbers and...*shows her how to do the taxes*
[19:39] J Random Sara: Ninian: *watches verrrry carefully* ...Oh, so that's how you divide with a decimal point.
[19:40] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Yeah. You have to move it over so it's a whole number. Then it's just dividing like you would normally do.
[19:41] J Random Sara: Ninian: *nods* I think I get it now. ...Um, Eliwood? Why's that cat chewing the paper?
[19:41] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *stares* Oh, that's Maggie. Roy found her the other day. ...She likes paper.
[19:43] J Random Sara: Ninian: ...Weird. She's cute, though.
Maggie: *licks the paper*
[19:43] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *pets* Roy likes bringing stray animals. Marcus doesn't really appreciate it much, though. XD
[19:44] J Random Sara: Ninian: Shouldn't someone feed her? So she isn't eating paper?
[19:44] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Roy fed her not too long ago.
[19:44] J Random Sara: Ninian: Oh. Well, either way, she shouldn't be eating the paper. :P
Maggie: Mrow!
[19:45] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *picks Maggie up and places her on the floor* Go find mice or something.
[19:45] J Random Sara: Maggie: *bounces out of the room*
Ninian: Mice? D: Well, at least we don't need to spend any money on mousetraps.
[19:45] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: I'll protect you from the evil mice. XP
[19:46] J Random Sara: Ninian: :P Thanks. I just hope they don't get into the fridge and start eating our food.
[19:47] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: I don't think so. I don't think they can do that unless someone leaves the door open overnight or something.
[19:47] J Random Sara: Ninian: Note to self: Don't leave the refrigerator door open.
[19:48] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: XD *hugs her* You're too cute.
Roy: *comes in the room holding something in his arms*
[19:48] J Random Sara: Ninian: <3 ...Roy? What's that?
[19:48] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: A kitten.
Eliwood: ...Another one?
Roy: Yes. It was all alone and cold and it's raining out...
[19:49] J Random Sara: Maggie: Mew?
Ninian: Well, let's hope they get along.
[19:49] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: I can keep it?
[19:49] J Random Sara: Ninian: What do you think, Eliwood?
[19:50] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: ...
Roy: *pouts*
Eliwood: ...How can I say no to that look? Alright, providing you can take care of the both of them.
Roy: Yay! Thanks Daddy! ^_^ Come on kitties...let's get you some food. *walks to the kitchen*
Eliwood: ...Marcus isn't going to be too thrilled, though.
[19:51] J Random Sara: Ninian: Nope, he sure isn't.
[19:51] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Ah well. Let the kid have a pet or two. It won't kill anyone. He's good with animals.
[19:52] J Random Sara: Ninian: He is. XD And animals really seem to love him.
[19:53] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: ...What do you mean animals love him? Everyone loves him.
[19:53] J Random Sara: Ninian: XD True!
[19:53] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: ...And I love you. *kiss*
[19:53] J Random Sara: Ninian: *kisses back* I love you too.
[19:53] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: So, about those taxes...do we have to raise anything this year or will we be okay?
[19:54] J Random Sara: Ninian: I believe everything will be okay as it is.
[19:54] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Good, because I'd hate to raise the taxes.
[19:54] J Random Sara: Ninian: Me too. The people would throw an absolute fit.
[19:55] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: If they think raising the taxes by one hundred Gold is bad, they should live in Ostia. The taxes are twice the amount of ours.
[19:55] J Random Sara: Ninian: I hope Lord Hector doesn't get too many complaints.
[19:56] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: I think people would be afraid to complain. This is Hector we're talking about. Very tall and intimidating, and you don't want to be on his bad side, either. Not that I've ever been on his bad side, but Erik of Laus has. And Hector's quite headstrong, too.
[19:57] J Random Sara: Ninian: ...True. XD
[19:57] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: ...But he's a softie. Underneath it all. XD
[19:57] J Random Sara: Ninian: *laughs*
[19:58] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *looks at her a bit oddly*
[19:58] J Random Sara: Ninian: What?
[19:58] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: You need to laugh a lot more.
[19:59] J Random Sara: Ninian: ...you always did like to hear me laugh. ^^
[19:59] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: You have a cute laugh. It cheers people up.
[19:59] J Random Sara: Ninian: *blush*
[19:59] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *chuckles*
[19:59] J Random Sara: Ninian: *kiss*
[19:59] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *kisses back*
[20:00] J Random Sara: Ninian: *frenches*
[20:00] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *frenches back*
[20:00] J Random Sara: Ninian: *presses closer*
[20:00] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: ...You're very intimate all of the sudden. XP
[20:01] J Random Sara: Ninian: Ah... *blushes* Is that okay?
[20:01] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Why wouldn't it be?
[20:01] J Random Sara: Ninian: Just checking. ^^ *frenches*
[20:01] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *frenches back*
[20:02] J Random Sara: Ninian: *unbuttons her nightgown*
[20:02] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *blush*
[20:02] J Random Sara: Ninian: *slips it off*
[20:02] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: You have no idea how lucky we are that we do the taxes in the bedroom. *kiss*
[20:03] J Random Sara: Ninian: Agreed. *kisses back, unbuttons his shirt*
[20:03] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Someone's impatient...XP
[20:03] J Random Sara: Ninian: Sorry. ^^'
[20:03] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: It's cute.
[20:04] J Random Sara: Ninian: *blush*
[20:04] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *laughs*
[20:04] J Random Sara: Ninian: *kiss*
[20:04] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *kisses back*
[20:05] J Random Sara: Ninian: *takes his shirt off*
[20:05] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *sits her on the bed* You are definitely the woman I married.
[20:06] J Random Sara: Ninian: <3 Of course!
[20:06] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Well, you know, people can change a lot.
[20:06] J Random Sara: Ninian: True...
[20:07] Roys My Boy 217: Cat: *running down the hallway*
Roy: *running after it* MAGGIE! YOU NEED A BAAAATH! *thud* Ow. Next time, maybe I shouldn't bump into the wall.
Eliwood: *hears the thud* ...What was that?
[20:07] J Random Sara: Ninian: ...sounds like Maggie's been playing in the mud or something.
[20:08] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: I don't think she'd make such a big thud, though.
Roy: *trips and falls, again*
Eliwood: ...Unless Maggie all of the sudden gained a lot of weight.
[20:08] J Random Sara: Ninian: ...Oh, dear. *calls* Roy, are you okay?
[20:09] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *at the bottom of the stairs he fell down* Ow!
Eliwood: *hears nothing* *calls a little louder* Roy?
[20:09] J Random Sara: Marcus: *finds Roy* ...It's those animals again!
[20:10] Roys My Boy 217: Maggie: *licking Roy's cheek*
Roy: My leg hurts.
[20:10] J Random Sara: Marcus: *helps him to the healers*
[20:11] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: HOW COULD I HAVE BROKED MY LEG?
Eliwood: ...Should we check to make sure he's alright?
[20:11] J Random Sara: Ninian: We really should. *sighs* We can get back to what we were doing later.
[20:12] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Yeah. *stares* Don't look too disappointed. *kiss* ...Where's my shirt?
Roy: *pets Maggie* This is all your fault you evil Paper Eating Cat of D00m.
Maggie: Mrow. *purrs*
[20:13] J Random Sara: Ninian: *puts her nightgown back on, hands Eliwood his shirt*
Marcus: Damn animals.
[20:13] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *buttons his shirt, opens the door*
Roy: Ooh, Marcus said a bad woooord...
Maggie: *rubbing against Roy's not broken leg*
Roy: It's okay Maggie.
[20:14] J Random Sara: Ninian: *goes to find the healers*
[20:14] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Marcus, what happened here?
[20:15] J Random Sara: Marcus: Roy tripped over the cat and broke his leg, it would seem.
Ninian: Oh, no!
[20:16] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *stands and almost falls over* I'll be okay! A broked leg isn't the worstest thing in the world.
Eliwood: *siiigh* You shouldn't stand on it.
Roy: It doesn't hurt! Honest! *stands on it wrong, pain sears through his leg* OW.
Eliwood: See?
[20:16] J Random Sara: Ninian: Stay off that leg, Roy.
[20:17] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: But-but then I can't practise swordfighting with Marcus!
[20:17] J Random Sara: Marcus: Swordfighting can wait.
[20:18] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *pouts* Daaaad...
Eliwood: If your leg is broken, you can't fight. You need your legs.
Roy: But-
Eliwood: No buts. Now sit and wait for the healers.
Roy: *crosses his arms* It's not like I got killed or nothing...
Eliwood: But you could have. You could break your neck.
[20:18] J Random Sara: Ninian: No more chasing Maggie down the stairs!
[20:19] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: I wasn't chasing her down the stairs! I tripped on the rug thing and I falled down the stairs.
Eliwood: "Fell down the stairs," you mean.
Roy: ...Whatever.
Eliwood: Roy...
Roy: I'm sorry.
[20:19] J Random Sara: Ninian: Either way.
[20:20] Roys My Boy 217: Maggie: *rubs up against Eliwood's leg*
Eliwood: *siiigh* I don't know whose fault it is, but either way, you're hurt. You're going to have that mended.
Roy: But that huuuurts.
Eliwood: We could have you have a cast and wait six weeks instead.
Roy: ...
[20:21] J Random Sara: Ninian: Do as your father says.
[20:21] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *sigh* Fine.
Eliwood: Now. That leg. Marcus, where are the healers?
[20:22] J Random Sara: Marcus: They're on their way.
[20:22] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Tell them to hurry up.
Roy: *sits on the bottom step, sulking* IT huuuuurts.
Eliwood: I know. I broke my leg once. Fell off of a horse. It hurt.
[20:23] J Random Sara: Ninian: I twisted my ankle running from some bandits once.
[20:23] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Twists and sprains hurt more than broken bones, or so people have told me.
[20:24] J Random Sara: Ninian: *nods* They do.
[20:25] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *gently picks Roy up and sits him on his lap* Better?
Roy: *nods*
Eliwood: I know it hurts. There's nothing I can do; I'm not a healer.
Roy: You should become one, then.
Eliwood: *laughs* I'm too old.
Roy: ...No you're not. You're twenty four. You look twenty. That's why all the girls fall at your feet or whatever Lord Hector says.
Eliwood: *blush*
[20:26] J Random Sara: Ninian: *giggles* It's true.
[20:26] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: You're my wife. You're supposed to think I'm gorgeous looking.
Roy: ...Ewww, romance.
Eliwood: You'll like girls one day.
Roy: GIRLS HAVE COOTIES.
[20:27] J Random Sara: Ninian: You'll change your mind when you're older. XD
[20:27] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Blech. I doubt that. Girls cry too much.
Eliwood: No, they don't. Only if they're too delicate to handle getting out of their bed by themselves, Elimine forbid.
[20:28] J Random Sara: Ninian: Boys cry, too. Remember when that dog bit your hand?
[20:29] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *wince* That hurt!
Eliwood: You cried.
Roy: Yeah, boys cry. Real men don't! It's not manly to cry.
[20:30] J Random Sara: Ninian: Men cry, too. *thinks: I thought they finally got rid of the village idiot Gordon*
[20:30] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: I've never seen Daddy cry.
[20:30] J Random Sara: Ninian: He doesn't like it when people see him cry.
[20:31] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Yeah. It's a personal thing. And you weren't born yet when I did most of the crying. Like when you were born.
Roy: You cried when Grandma died.
Eliwood: ...Well, that's because Grandma died.
[20:32] J Random Sara: Ninian: Everyone did. Your grandma was a remarkable person.
[20:33] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: I cried when Grandpa died, too, but that was long before you were born.
Roy: How did Grandpa die?
Eliwood: *looks at Ninian* Um...well, remember that bedtime story I'd tell you about this war I fought in?
Roy: Yeah?
Eliwood: That's how. A dragon killed him.
Roy: ...A dragon?
Eliwood: Yes.
Roy: ...Do you hate Dragons because of that?
Eliwood: No, Roy. No, I don't.
Roy: Why not?
Eliwood: *looks at Ninian* Because the Dragon didn't mean to.
Roy: ...Oh. Okay.
[20:34] J Random Sara: Ninian: The Dragon was under an evil control. It didn't know what it was doing.
[20:35] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: What happened to the Dragon?
Eliwood: The dragon was saved by your daddy.
Roy: You saved a dragon?
Eliwood: *nods* She was a beautiful dragon, too. She still is.
Roy: ...You still see the Dragon?
Eliwood: Of course.
[20:35] J Random Sara: Ninian: *blush*
[20:36] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: ?
Eliwood: What?
Roy: You said you still see the Dragon. I don't see any dragons.
Eliwood: Yes you do. They just don't look like Dragons.
Roy: ...Really?
Eliwood: Yes.
[20:37] J Random Sara: Ninian: Ah...
[20:37] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Ninian?
[20:37] J Random Sara: Ninian: *gives him a 'should we tell him' look*
[20:37] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *whispers in her ear* Are you comfortable with it if I said yes?
[20:38] J Random Sara: Ninian: *whispers* Yes.
[20:38] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Okay. Roy?
Roy: Mmm?
Eliwood: Your mother and I have something we wish to discuss with you.
[20:38] J Random Sara: Ninian: *nods*
[20:40] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: What is it?
Eliwood: *sighs* How can I make this easy...well. Um, you see, the story about Grandpa being killed by a Dragon...
Roy: It's not real, is it.
Eliwood: No, it's not that. It happened. Marcus was there, as well as Lady Rebecca and a number of Daddy's other friends. The dragon that killed him...well...
Roy: Wait, didn't you kill the dragon?
Eliwood: ...Let me explain. You see...
[20:40] J Random Sara: Ninian: *nods silently, lets him continue*
[20:41] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Your mother was the dragon.
Roy: ... Mommy killed Grandpa?
Eliwood: *nods*
Roy: But she didn't mean it, right? Right?
Eliwood: Of course she didn't mean it. She was controlled by an evil man named Nergal. She couldn't help it.
Roy: ...But...But you killed the Dragon!
Eliwood: ...Yes, I did.
[20:42] J Random Sara: Ninian: *nods* Nergal manipulated us both.
[20:43] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: I didn't know it was Mommy at the time, though. I was distraught over Grandpa's death and wasn't thinking straight. ...And I couldn't control Durandal.
Roy: Distraught?
Eliwood: I was very upset.
Roy: But Mommy's alive now.
Eliwood: Of course she is. She was brought back to life.
[20:44] J Random Sara: Ninian: Your father killed Nergal and the fire dragon he summoned, and all was well.
[20:44] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: ...So Mommy's a dragon?
[20:45] J Random Sara: Ninian: Yes, Roy.
[20:46] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Does that make me...a dragon too?
[20:46] J Random Sara: Ninian: Well, I'm half-dragon and half-human...so that'd make you a quarter dragon.
[20:47] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: ...Why wasn't I told this before?
Eliwood: Because we were going to wait until you were older...but it just came up...
[20:47] J Random Sara: Ninian: *nods*
[20:48] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: So you married a dragon?
Eliwood: Yes.
[20:50] J Random Sara: Ninian: *nods*
[20:51] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Oh. Okay! ^_^
Eliwood: *hugs* We figured you should know your heritage, anyway.
[20:51] J Random Sara: Ninian: Yeah. But don't go around telling the world about it, people are still narrow-minded.
[20:52] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: So it's a secret?
Eliwood: Unfortunately, yes.
[20:52] J Random Sara: Ninian: Yeah.
[20:53] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: I understand.
Healer: We've...we've been *pant* busy and...woo! those stairs are...yes...*pant*
[20:53] J Random Sara: Ninian: Oh, good, you're here!
[20:55] Roys My Boy 217: Healer: *calms down* What appears to be the problem, Lord Eliwood?
Eliwood: Roy fell down the stairs and broke his leg.
Healer: ...He tripped down the stairs?
Eliwood: Tripped on the runner and down the stairs he went.
Healer: Alright. Let me look at it. *gently takes Roy's leg into her hands*
Roy: *wince*
Healer: It's broken alright, but it will be easy to mend.
[21:00] Roys My Boy 217: Healer: *mends Roy's leg* There we go! Good as new! ...Now, Master Roy, no more falling down stairs.
Roy: It wasn't like I did it on purpose...
Maggie: *comes back with a dead mouse* =^.^=
[21:01] J Random Sara: Ninian: @_@ Ewwww!
[21:02] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Um...good job, Maggie? Um...*takes the mouse and throws it out veeery discreetly*
Roy: Cats giving dead mice and things to their owners means she loves us and wants to provide for us! ^_^
Eliwood: ...It's the thought that counts, right Nini?
[21:02] J Random Sara: Ninian: I guess...but it's still gross.
[21:02] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Mmm, yeah, it is.
Roy: *runs off to play with Maggie*
Eliwood: I better not hear a crash again.
[21:03] J Random Sara: Ninian: Roy, be careful!
[21:03] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: I will!
Eliwood: He reminds me of myself when I was younger.
[21:06] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thinks* That's a bit scary.
[21:07] J Random Sara: Ninian: Aww. XD
[21:07] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Imagine what he'll be like when he's all grown up?
[21:07] J Random Sara: Ninian: *giggles* He'll be very handsome.
[21:08] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Oh, how so? He'll look as beautiful as his mother handsome or..?
[21:08] J Random Sara: Ninian: He'll look as handsome as his father. <3
[21:08] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: <3 You think so?
[21:08] J Random Sara: Ninian: I know so. <3
[21:09] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: How do you know so? <3
[21:09] J Random Sara: Ninian: Call it mother's intuition!
[21:09] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *sees Ninian stand up with a fist in the air* Um...okay? XD
[21:10] J Random Sara: Ninian: *giggles* Sorry, I got caught up in the moment.
[21:10] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *laughs* That was cute.
[21:10] J Random Sara: Ninian: *blush*
[21:10] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *kiss* Cute and utterly adorable.
[21:10] J Random Sara: Ninian: *kisses back* Now, I believe we have some unfinished business.
[21:11] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Oh yes, I believe we do. *carries her to their room*
[21:11] J Random Sara: Ninian: <3
[21:11] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *places her on the bed and locks the door*
[21:11] J Random Sara: Ninian: *kiss*
[21:11] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *kisses back*
[21:12] J Random Sara: Ninian: *unbuttons her nightgown again*
[21:12] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Mmmm...<3
[21:12] J Random Sara: Ninian: *pulls his shirt off*
[21:13] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *sits on the bed next to her*
[21:13] J Random Sara: Ninian: *frenches*
[21:13] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *frenches back*
[21:13] J Random Sara: Ninian: *undoes his pants*
[21:13] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *blush*
[21:15] J Random Sara: Ninian: *pulls them down and straddles his leg, rubbing against him*
[21:15] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *moan*
[21:16] J Random Sara: Ninian: *frenches him harder, moaning as she keeps rubbing her womanhood against him*
[21:16] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *frenches back, moaning*
[21:17] J Random Sara: Ninian: *lies down on the bed, pulling him on top of her*
[21:17] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: You ready or shall I wait?
[21:17] J Random Sara: Ninian: I'm ready.
[21:18] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Alright. *thrusts in*
[21:18] J Random Sara: Ninian: *moan*
[21:18] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thrust*
[21:19] J Random Sara: Ninian: *moans, wraps her legs around him*
[21:19] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thrust*
[21:19] J Random Sara: Ninian: *moan*
[21:19] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thrust*
[21:20] J Random Sara: Ninian: Faster!
[21:20] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thrusts faster*
[21:20] J Random Sara: Ninian: *moan*
[21:20] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thrust*
[21:20] J Random Sara: Ninian: *kiss*
[21:21] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *kisses back, thrusts*
[21:21] J Random Sara: Ninian: *moan*
[21:21] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thrust*
[21:22] J Random Sara: Ninian: *moan* Eliwood...!
[21:22] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thrust* Ninian...!
[21:22] J Random Sara: Ninian: *moan, throws her head back* I'm going to...
[21:22] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thrust* A-Already?
[21:23] J Random Sara: Ninian: *blushes* Ah, move a little slower, then...to make it last...
[21:23] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thrusts slower*
[21:23] J Random Sara: Ninian: *moans, kisses him*
[21:24] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thrusts, kisses back*
[21:24] J Random Sara: Ninian: *moves her hips to meet his thrusts*
[21:24] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thrust*
[21:24] J Random Sara: Ninian: *moan*
[21:25] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thrust*
[21:25] J Random Sara: Ninian: *moan*
[21:25] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thrust*
[21:26] J Random Sara: Ninian: *wraps her legs tighter around him*
[21:26] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thrusts faster*
[21:26] J Random Sara: Ninian: *moan* Harder...!
[21:27] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thrusts harder*
[21:27] J Random Sara: Ninian: *moan*
[21:27] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thrust*
[21:27] J Random Sara: Ninian: *moan*
[21:28] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thrust*
[21:28] J Random Sara: Ninian: Ah...! *moves her hips faster in time with his thrusts*
[21:28] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thrust* Ninian...I think I'm gonna...
[21:28] J Random Sara: Ninian: Me too...!
[21:29] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *thrust*
[21:29] J Random Sara: Ninian: *orgasm*
[21:29] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *orgasms too*
[21:30] J Random Sara: Ninian: *falls back, panting*
[21:30] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *panting* That...that was great.
[21:30] J Random Sara: Ninian: Mm, it was wonderful. <3
[21:31] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: <3
Roy: I don't wanna do my studies...*pouts*
[21:31] J Random Sara: Marcus: Only for an hour, then you can go play.
[21:31] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: But Maaaarcuuuus...
[21:31] J Random Sara: Marcus: Master Roy...
[21:32] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *places the books in front of him but doesn't open them*
[21:32] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: I don't really care about the Scourging or whatever it was called.
[21:34] J Random Sara: Marcus: It's important for you to know.
[21:34] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Blech. *eyes the books*
[21:37] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: This stuff happened like a gazillion years ago.
[21:38] J Random Sara: Marcus: Master Roy, someday you'll be glad to know all of this.
[21:38] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Why? It's not like the dragons are gonna take over the world or nothing.
[21:39] J Random Sara: Marcus: Even so.
[21:39] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: ...You're not gonna correct my grammar like you always do?
[21:39] J Random Sara: Marcus: I must have missed that. *laughs*
[21:40] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: ...I still don't wanna do my studies. History's so boring.
[21:40] J Random Sara: Marcus: It's only boring because you won't give it a chance.
[21:41] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: I don't wanna give it a chance because everyone says it sucks.
[21:41] J Random Sara: Marcus: Well, they're wrong.
[21:42] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: ...Maybe to you. *flips through the book* There's nothing exciting like heroes or blood or people killing each other...
[21:42] J Random Sara: Marcus: History isn't all about death and carnage, Master Roy.
[21:42] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Meh.
[21:43] J Random Sara: Marcus: *sigh*
[21:43] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *reads something* And who cares about this Roland dude, anyway? He's dead.
[21:44] J Random Sara: Marcus: That "Roland dude" is your long-great grandfather.
[21:44] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: ...But he's dead so what does is matter?
[21:44] J Random Sara: Marcus: ... *siiigh*
[21:45] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: ...I'm being a pain in the ass again, aren't I?
[21:45] J Random Sara: Marcus: Don't use that language.
[21:46] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: ...Okay...I'm sorry. I'm being a pain, aren't I?
[21:46] J Random Sara: Marcus: Well, boys will be boys, but I wish you would understand how important these things are.
[21:47] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *brings the books closer* ...Then tell me why they're so important.
[21:47] J Random Sara: Marcus: *starts telling the stories of the Scouring*
[21:48] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: ...So Dragons were killed in some war because they couldn't get along with us? That sounds stupid.
[21:49] J Random Sara: Marcus: To think of it now, it was quite frivolous.
[21:49] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: ...Fri-vo-what?
[21:49] J Random Sara: Marcus: Er, "silly", meaning the war happened because both sides got greedy and paranoid.
[21:50] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Oh.
[21:51] J Random Sara: Marcus: *nods*
[21:51] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: ...So Roland's my ancestor? He doesn't look like he's related to me.
[21:52] J Random Sara: Marcus: Well, he is. The resemblances are subtle.
[21:52] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: They must be non-existant.
[21:53] J Random Sara: Marcus: ...true, you'd have to squint pretty hard.
[21:53] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: No one in my family has blue hair, they're all red heads.
[21:53] J Random Sara: Marcus: Well, your grandmother had purple hair.
[21:54] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: But that's not blue.
[21:54] J Random Sara: Marcus: Well, the blue had to mix with the red to create the purple.
[21:54] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Maybe.
[22:09] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: ...Is this all for today?
[22:10] J Random Sara: Marcus: I suppose so.
[22:11] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Alright!
Maggie: Mew.
[22:11] J Random Sara: Marcus: Go play with your paper-eating cat of doom.
[22:11] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Come on, Maggie. *leads her outside into the courtyard*
[22:12] J Random Sara: (XD MY CAT, THE SELF-INSERT...well, not neccessarily, we could make her a non-calico)
[22:12] Roys My Boy 217: (XDD YOUR CAT'S A SUE.)
[22:13] Roys My Boy 217: Maggie: *pounce*
Roy: *falls backwards onto the grass, laughing*
Maggie: *licklicklick*
Roy: *giggling*
Eliwood: *looks out the window* Looks like someone's having fun.
[22:14] J Random Sara: Ninian: So cute. XD
[22:14] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Of course he's cute, he's our child. XP
[22:14] J Random Sara: Ninian: *giggles*
[22:15] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Hey, come back here! *runs through the mud and gets all dirty* HEY!
Maggie: =^_^= *runs*
Roy: *gives chase*
[22:16] J Random Sara: Ninian: XD Looks like they're both gonna need a bath tonight.
[22:16] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *chuckles* Yeah.
Roy: *catches* I HAVE YOU.
[22:17] J Random Sara: Maggie: Meow!

(The real Maggie just came in and jumped onto my bed and meowed.)
[22:17] Roys My Boy 217: (XDDD)
Roy: *pets*
[22:18] J Random Sara: Maggie: *purrrr*
[22:18] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Good girl. *petpetpet*
[22:18] J Random Sara: Ninian: *giggles*
[22:18] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: What?
[22:18] J Random Sara: Ninian: They're so fun to watch.
[22:19] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Yeah.
Roy: ...It's starting to rain.
[22:19] J Random Sara: Maggie: *mrows and hates on the rain*
[22:20] Roys My Boy 217: ~Downpour~
Roy: Greeaaaat. D:
[22:20] J Random Sara: Maggie: *yowls*
[22:20] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *slips and slides in the mud*
[22:21] J Random Sara: Ninian: We'd better go out and get them.
[22:21] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Yeah.
Roy: *is all muddy*
[22:21] J Random Sara: Maggie: *yowling*
[22:22] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *opens the door and sees Maggie run in* INCOMING!
[22:22] J Random Sara: Maggie: *shakes herself off*
[22:22] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Now there's mud everywhere.
Roy: *even muddier*
[22:22] J Random Sara: Ninian: *sighs* I'll get the housekeepers.
[22:23] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Roy!
Roy: *slips and slides into the castle*
Eliwood: *giggles* You're filthy. Marcus is going to have a fiiiit.
[22:24] J Random Sara: Ninian: *laughs* You and Maggie both need a bath.
[22:24] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Aww...do I have to?
Eliwood: Yes.
[22:25] J Random Sara: Ninian: Come on now, upstairs.
[22:25] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Aww...*goes upstairs*
[22:25] J Random Sara: Maggie: *kitty-pout*
[22:26] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: I'll put her in her little kitty tub. ...Come on, Maggie, let's go. You'll get some Meow Mix...
Roy: I hate baths.
[22:27] J Random Sara: Maggie: *meeeeeew* *translation: kitty hate baths! D:*
Ninian: I know you do. But you can't go around dirty all day.
[22:28] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *puts her in her kitty tub* Just think of the Meow Mix, Maggie.
Roy: *pout*
[22:29] J Random Sara: Maggie: *pout*
Ninian: *runs the water*
[22:29] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *soaps her up*
Roy: Meh.
[22:30] J Random Sara: Maggie: *yowls and fusses*
Ninian: Get in.
[22:30] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: I dun wanna. *pout*
Eliwood: Stop. being. difficult!
[22:31] J Random Sara: Maggie: *scratch*
Ninian: Now, young man.
[22:31] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Fine. *takes his clothes off and gets in the tub*
Eliwood: Ow! *loses his grip on Maggie*
[22:32] J Random Sara: Maggie: *runs around the room in a frenzy*
Ninian: Good.
[22:32] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *pout*
Eliwood: *siiigh*
[22:33] J Random Sara: Ninian: Wash behind your ears, too.
Maggie: *yowling*
[22:33] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *does so*
Eliwood: No Meow Mix.
[22:33] J Random Sara: Maggie: ... *leaps into the tub*
[22:35] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Good girl. *washes*
Roy: *washes himself* This water is cold.
[22:36] J Random Sara: Maggie: *pouts but allows Eliwood to bathe her*
Ninian: ^^; I guess I should have heated it.
[22:36] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: There. All clean.
Roy: *shivers* I'm doooone.
[22:37] J Random Sara: Ninian: ...Well, you look clean. You can get out.
Maggie: *meow*
[22:37] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *gets out, shivers*
Eliwood: *feeds Meow Mix*
[22:38] J Random Sara: Maggie: *munches contentedly*
Ninian: *gets him an extra-thick towel*
[22:38] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *pets*
Roy: *shiver*
[22:39] J Random Sara: Maggie: *purr*
Ninian: *wraps the towel around him*
[22:39] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *snuggle*
[22:40] J Random Sara: Ninian: *hugs*
[22:40] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *hugs back*
[22:40] J Random Sara: Ninian: There, don't you feel better now that you're clean?
[22:40] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Yeah.
[22:41] J Random Sara: Ninian: *smiles*
[22:41] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: ...My clothes are all dirty, though.
[22:41] J Random Sara: Ninian: The servants will wash them.
[22:42] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: I need dry clothes, though.
[22:42] J Random Sara: Ninian: Let's go to your room.
[22:42] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Mkay. *they go to his room*
[22:42] J Random Sara: Ninian: *gets him some dry clothes*
[22:43] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *sits on his bed*
[22:43] J Random Sara: Maggie: *eating*
[22:43] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *goes to check on Roy* Maggie's all clean.
[22:44] J Random Sara: Ninian: Good. XD
[22:44] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: How's Roy?
Roy: Cold. *putting his pants on*
[22:45] J Random Sara: Ninian: Not too cold, I hope. Don't want you to get sick.
[22:45] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: I'm fine. *puts on his shirt* *fusses*
[22:46] J Random Sara: Ninian: *helps him with the buttons*
[22:46] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Why can't I button buttons? It can't that hard!
[22:46] J Random Sara: Ninian: You'll learn eventually.
[22:47] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Everyone else I know can button their shirts fine.
[22:47] J Random Sara: Ninian: So? They probably have trouble with other simple tasks you don't know about.
[22:48] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: ...*siiiigh* Some people are so rich that they have people to tie their shoelaces. What's the sense in that? What happens if it comes undone and the person's not around? Then what?
[22:48] J Random Sara: Ninian: *laughs* You raise a very good point,
[22:49] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: That's why it's important you learn. Your wife won't button your shirts.
Roy: How do you know she won't?
Eliwood: *laughs* If you marry who I think you'll marry, she won't.
[22:50] J Random Sara: Ninian: Who do you think he'll marry?
[22:50] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *whispers* Lilina.
[22:50] J Random Sara: Ninian: *whispers* You're so sure even though Hector would kill you?
[22:51] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *whispers* He'll come around.
[22:51] J Random Sara: Ninian: *whispers* Hopefully.
[22:52] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: ...What are you talking about?
Eliwood: Nothing. Ah, speaking of Lord Hector...he wishes to meet with us. I've been meaning to introduce Roy to him but...we've both been busy as of late.
[22:52] J Random Sara: Ninian: I haven't seen Florina in ages, either.
[22:53] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: We'll leave tomorrow for Ostia.
[22:53] J Random Sara: Ninian: Wonderful.
[22:54] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Then Roy can make another friend.
Roy: ...This better not be one of those ban-ket things.
Eliwood: Banquet.
Roy: Same thing.
[22:54] J Random Sara: Ninian: We're just going to visit your father's best friend.
[22:54] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Lord Hector?
[22:55] J Random Sara: Ninian: Yes.
[22:55] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Ah. Okay.
[22:56] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: I guess we should get everything prepared.
[22:56] J Random Sara: Ninian: *nods*
[22:56] Roys My Boy 217: ~The next day~
Eliwood: Are we all ready to go? ...Where's Roy?
[22:56] J Random Sara: Ninian: Still having trouble with his shirt.
[22:57] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *siiigh* That kid of mine.
Roy: YAY! I'm ready!
Eliwood: ...Um, Roy, your buttons are in the wrong places.
Roy: T_T It just wasn't meant to be.
[22:57] J Random Sara: Ninian: *helps him fix them* XD
[22:58] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Yay! Now I'm ready! XD
Eliwood: Alright. Let's go.

[Pre-FE6 RPG Log] Two Act RPG w/Sara

2007-04-13T00:07:01Z

Sara is Eliwood
I am Roy, Ninian, Nils, and Hector.

WARNING! Nils/Roy in the beginning (very brief).

[20:23] Little!Roy: ...Daddy?
Eliwood: What?
Little!Roy: WHAT KIND OF BEDTIME STORY IS THAT?!
Eliwood: *closes the book* ...I have no idea.
[20:23] Ninian: We found it in the attic this morning and I couldn't put it down!
[20:24] Nils: ...And for some reason, I'm not in the Dragon World!
[20:24] Eliwood: Hey, Nils.
[20:25] Nils: *hugging Roy* Lord Eliwood.
Ninian: *takes the book* Lord Eliwood, perhaps this was in your..."special" box?
[20:26] Eliwood: *laughs nervously* Special box?
[20:26] Ninian: *mutters* The one with the porn.
Nils: ? *getting too close to Roy*
Roy: *clueless to innuendo*
[20:27] Eliwood: *blushes* Oh yeah...
[20:27] Nils: *leans in*
Roy: ...?
[20:27] Eliwood: ...um, Ninian?
[20:28] Ninian: Yes, Lord Eliwood?
[20:28] Eliwood: *points to Nils and Roy*
[20:29] Ninian: ?
Nils: *kisses Roy's cheek* ^_^
Roy: XD
[20:29] Eliwood: ...false alarm. I think.
[20:29] Ninian: What are you talking about, my lord?
[20:34] Eliwood: *whispers* For a moment it looked like they were going to have a "moment..."
[20:35] Ninian: Like that? *points*
Nils and Roy: *lips are locked together*
[20:35] Eliwood: Yes. *is disturbed*
[20:35] Ninian: What's wrong with it?
[20:36] Eliwood: The uncle/nephew incest vibe.
[20:36] Ninian: You mean something like that is weird in this country? o.O
[20:36] Eliwood: ...good point.
[20:37] Ninian: And besides. He's little. He doesn't even know what it means. It's only kissing.
Roy and Nils: *making out*
[20:37] Eliwood: I guess so.
[20:38] Ninian: o.o
Nils: *gets on top of him, discreetly*
[20:38] Eliwood: ...
[20:38] Ninian: Our son's what, ten?
[20:38] Eliwood: ...Yeah.
[20:39] Ninian: ...Well at least it's Nils and not Lord Hector's daughter...
[20:39] Eliwood: How would that be worse? ...oh, yeah, Hector would kill me.
[20:39] Ninian: And he could get her pregnant.
[20:39] Eliwood: They're only ten.
[20:40] Ninian: Some girls get their period at ten.
[20:40] Eliwood: True.
[20:40] Roy: Ow!
Nils: Sorry. *kiss*
Roy: That kind of hurts.
Nils: I know...but it'll get better, I promise.
Ninian: ...
[20:41] Eliwood: ...This is disturbing.
[20:41] Ninian: Actually, it's a natural occurrence in the Dragon World for family members to...oh, right, this isn't the Dragon World. Do you want me to intercede, my lord?
[20:42] Eliwood: If you could, please.
[20:42] Ninian: Nilus...
Nils: *stops*
Ninian: The Human World is different from ours. It's improper.
Nils: Right. I got ya. *Gets off him*
[20:43] Eliwood: Thanks.
Roy: *weirded out*
[20:44] Nils: *leaves the room*
Ninian: *sigh* I beg your pardon for his behaviour, Lord Eliwood. He's still adjusting.
[20:45] Eliwood: I understand. Sorry I seemed so bitchy about it...I guess I have a lot to learn about your world, too.
[20:45] Ninian: ...I don't live there anymore, so I guess it's really not my world anymore.
[20:45] Eliwood: *nods*
[20:45] Ninian: *sighs and kisses Roy goodnight* Good night, Roy. *gets up*
[20:46] Eliwood: Goodnight, Roy. *ruffles his hair*
[20:46] Ninian: *on the balcony, staring at the sky*
[20:48] Eliwood: *joins her*
[20:48] Ninian: ...
[20:48] Eliwood: You miss it, don't you?
[20:49] Ninian: !! N-No, I...I don't. What would make you think that, Lord Eliwood?
[20:49] Eliwood: You seem wistful.
[20:49] Ninian: Wistful, my lord?
[20:50] Eliwood: Like you missed something.
[20:50] Ninian: I don't miss anything, my lord.
[20:51] Eliwood: Oh, okay.
[20:51] Ninian: Especially since they didn't accept my love.
[20:51] Eliwood: ...
[20:52] Ninian: ...Even the people here...you can sense the hostility.
[20:52] Eliwood: ...they're narrow-minded.
[20:52] Ninian: But these are your people. How can you call your own narrow-minded?
[20:53] Eliwood: The love I have for my fellow man is not blind to their flaws.
[20:53] Ninian: ...
[20:54] Eliwood: I want them to be accepting of you, Ninian.
[20:54] Ninian: That's practically impossible, my lord. Humans and dragons...they're just not destined to co-exist peacefully.
[20:55] Eliwood: *sighs sadly*
[20:55] Ninian: !! I didn't mean to offend you, my lord.
[20:56] Eliwood: No, I'm just being idealistic again.
[20:57] Ninian: ...Your people wanted you to marry someone else, didn't they.
[20:57] Eliwood: A few of them wanted me to mary Lyndis, but after she went off to the plains with Rath, they shut up.
[20:57] Ninian: ...
[20:57] Eliwood: I'm sorry.
[20:58] Ninian: ...You don't regret not going after Lady Lyn?
[20:58] Eliwood: Why would I regret not going after someone I'm not in love with? She's only a friend.
[20:58] Ninian: Truly?
[20:59] Eliwood: Truly. *hugs her*
[20:59] Ninian: *hugs back* ...But what do they think of our son? He's part dragon and...
[20:59] Eliwood: ...that I'm worried about.
[21:00] Ninian: I don't care what they say about me. I care about they'll say about Roy.
[21:00] Eliwood: I won't let them give Roy any grief about it. If they want a fair rule, they have to treat the ruling family well.
[21:01] Ninian: *nods* But still...I worry what that horrid Marquess Erik of Laus thinks.
[21:01] Eliwood: Ninian, no one gives a damn about Erik's opinion. He's a joke and a loser.
[21:02] Ninian: ...You have had previous experience with him, I'm assuming, my lord?
[21:02] Eliwood: We go back a long way. He was always jealous of Hector and I and his father was a lout.
[21:03] Ninian: ...I see.
[21:03] Eliwood: His opinion means virtually nothing.
[21:03] Ninian: Even so, Roy could still be hurt by it.
[21:04] Eliwood: Yeah.
[21:04] Ninian: *sigh* ...Do you think you made the right decision?
[21:05] Eliwood: Nothing could ever make me regret marrying you...only that we won't have as much time together as I'd like.
[21:05] Ninian: ...Are you sure, Lord Eliwood?
[21:05] Eliwood: I'm sure.
[21:06] Ninian: I'll try to live as long as I possibly can, for your sake and Roy's.
[21:06] Eliwood: *hugs her closer*
[21:06] Ninian: I love you, Lord Eliwood.
[21:07] Eliwood: I love you too.

[21:07] ~A year later...~
[21:07] Roy: ...Father? Are you alright? Your light is on.
[21:08] Eliwood: Oh, Roy...what are you still doing up? It's late.
[21:08] Roy: I heard people talking, and I couldn't sleep.
[21:08] Eliwood: Talking about what?
[21:08] Roy: ...Mother.
[21:09] Eliwood: ...they have been talking about her a lot lately.
[21:09] Roy: ...They're not nice things, either.
[21:09] Eliwood: Not nice as in scary, or not nice as in cruel?
[21:10] Roy: Cruel. ...They said they wish she'd hurry up and die already.
[21:10] Eliwood: *eyes narrow* It's time for me to have a little talk with them.
[21:10] Roy: ...Mother's not going to die from her illness, is she?
[21:11] Eliwood: ...she might.
[21:11] Roy: ...
[21:11] Eliwood: *sighs* I don't need people being jerks. I'm holding a town meeting tomorrow.
[21:11] Roy: To address this situation?
[21:12] Eliwood: Yes. I won't have them badmouthing your mother any longer.
[21:12] Roy: ...That wasn't all they were badmouthing.
[21:12] Eliwood: What else did they say?
[21:13] Roy: I couldn't really make it out, but they said something about you having a half-breed for a child, and that "he deserves to die along side that dragon bitch".
[21:14] Eliwood: ...That does it. I suspect a certain Erik of Laus has something to do with this.
[21:14] Roy: You mean the dude with a moustache that Lord Hector hates?
[21:14] Eliwood: Yes. ...in fact, I'm sending a knight over with a warning. A brutal warning.
[21:15] Roy: That says what?
[21:16] Eliwood: I'll tell him if he even utters a word about you or your mother again I'll send Hector over. With his heaviest axe. And a bag of squirrels.
[21:16] Roy: Squirrels, Father?
[21:16] Eliwood: Lord Erik is very afraid of squirrels.
[21:17] Roy: Oh.
[21:17] Eliwood: It was a big joke between Hector and I during our school days.
[21:18] Roy: Was that that one time where Lord Hector shoved squirrels into Lord Erik's underwear drawer, his underwear, and his bed?
[21:18] Eliwood: Yes. XD
[21:18] Roy: You told me that story before. Several times. Usually at banquets. Very loudly. While Lord Erik was in earshot. Also, I think the one time you were drunk.
[21:19] Eliwood: It never gets old. ...er, the time I was drunk?
[21:19] Roy: ...You don't remember?
[21:20] Eliwood: ...Oh, yeah. XD
[21:20] Roy: That was also when Lord Hector threw up on Lord Erik.
[21:21] Eliwood: Yeah. I think he drank too much on purpose so it'd happen.
[21:21] Roy: ...They really did hate each other, didn't they?
[21:21] Eliwood: They did.
[21:22] ~Mooooooorning~
Hector: SO I HEARD WHAT ERIK WAS SAYING. That's absolutely...I don't think "disgusting" or "repulsive" could quite describe it.
[21:23] Eliwood: He's the one responsible for all the mean-spirited crap going on. He's learned how to manipulate people very well and appeal to their cattier sides. Normally the people of Pherae are quiet about their disdain.
[21:24] Hector: Either that or they just accept it because they love their Marquess that much. ...Perhaps if they had me they'd immediately see how wonderful it is to rule under you.
Roy: *playing outside with Lilina*
[21:24] Eliwood: *laughs* True!
[21:24] Hector: So what did you do with Erik the Wuss, eh?
[21:25] Eliwood: Sent a nice warning letter to him...and a bag of squirrels.
[21:25] Hector: Haha! The squirrels! He'll never live that down, so long as you and I are still on this earth!
[21:26] Eliwood: I'll make sure he doesn't. XD
[21:26] Hector: ...Who told you about all these cruel things, anyway?
[21:26] Eliwood: Roy.
[21:27] Hector: Your son's been hearing all these cruel remarks?
[21:28] Eliwood: Yeah.
[21:28] Hector: That's not right.
[21:30] Hector: I mean, if anyone was badmouthing my family...well, they wouldn't want to find out.
[21:31] Eliwood: I know. Roy shouldn't have heard all that nasty stuff, but now that he has I have to make sure it never happens again.

[FE6 RPG Log] One Act RPG w/Sara

2007-04-13T00:00:19Z

Sara is Eliwood, Wolt, and Roy, and the Lilina Haters, and Fanon!Duo
I am Lilina, Roy Haters, and Heero

WARNING! There are sex scenes between Roy and Lilina in this log. Reader discretion is advised.

[22:20] Fanon!Duo: LILINA RAPED ME! SHE'S A H0R!
[22:20] Heero: Who the hell is Lilina?
[22:21] Fanon!Duo: Relena's evil twin only she has blue hair and goes out with a hottie named Roy!
[22:21] Heero: ...You're an idiot.
[22:21] Lilina: *Fire tomes Fanon!Duo's ass*
[22:22] Fanon!Duo: WAAAH! I WAS RAPED!!!
Roy: No, you were set on fire. Which you deserved.
[22:22] Lilina: Roy! *_*
[22:22] Roy: <3
Fanon!Duo: *whiiiiiine*
[22:23] Lilina: *throws Heero's boxers off of a cliff*
[22:23] Fanon!Duo: *chase!*
[22:23] Lilina: *hugs Roy*
[22:23] Roy: *hugs back*
[22:23] Lilina: >3
[22:24] Roy: *kiss*
[22:24] Lilina: *kisses back*
[22:24] Lilina Haters: *spy from the bushes using binoculars*
[22:24] Roy: *frenches*
Roy Haters: *spying as well*
[22:25] Lilina: *frenches back, gropes his ass*
Lilina Haters: Let's go kidnap her and rape her with a fish.
[22:26] Roy Haters: No way, she's our sex symbol! We're gonna go kill Roy!
Roy: *squeak*
[22:26] Lilina: >3 How cute! ^_^
Lilina Haters: Go fuck yourselves.
[22:26] Roy: <3
Roy Haters: NO U *hit them*
[22:27] Lilina Haters: *pop out of the bushes* HAY U. GET AWAY FROM OUR ROY.
Lilina: ???
[22:27] Roy Haters: *shove them out of the way* LILINA IS OURS FAG BOY WE'RE GONNA BEAT YOU UP!
Roy: *sighs* Not this again.
[22:28] Lilina: *is being carted away by the Roy Haters* *siiigh*
Lilina Haters: HEY. GET BACK HERE, ROY HATERS.
[22:29] Roy Haters: WE'RE GONNA FUCK HER!
Roy: *takes Lilina back* *shoves the Roy Haters and Lilina Haters into a closet*
[22:29] Lilina: *gives them the finger*
[22:30] Roy: *locks the haters in the closet*
Roy Haters: NOES.
[22:30] Lilina: *flashes them* XP
[22:30] Lilina: Too bad you can't have any of this, Roy Haters. XPPPP
[22:30] Roy Haters: *fapfapfap*
Roy: *flashes Lilina Haters* This'll never be yours~!
[22:31] Lilina Haters: *masturbate*
Lilina: >3
[22:31] Roy: *drags Lilina to his room*
[22:31] Lilina: Oooh...>3
[22:32] Roy: *frenches, gropes*
[22:32] Lilina: *frenches back, moans*
[22:33] Roy: *undoes her top*
[22:33] Lilina: *blush*
[22:34] Roy: *strokes her breasts*
[22:34] Lilina: *MOAN*
[22:35] Roy: *licks her neck*
[22:35] Lilina: Roy...*moans*
[22:35] Roy: *suck*
[22:35] Lilina: *moan*
[22:36] Roy: *takes her panties off*
[22:36] Lilina: *panting* Roy...
[22:37] Lilina Haters: ...
[22:37] Roy Haters: *start ogling Lilina Haters*
Roy: *slips a finger into her*
[22:38] Lilina: Aah!
Lilina Haters: ...
[22:38] Roy: *stroke*
Roy Haters: *pounce* ORGY!!!!!
[22:39] Lilina: *moan!*
LilinaHaters: UR NOT ROI.
[22:40] Roy Haters: And you're not Lilina, but dammit, we're horny!
Roy: *licks her nipples*
[22:40] Lilina: *moans*
Lilina Haters: *insert something Essie would say here*
[22:41] Roy Haters: *insert something Gordon would say here*
Roy: *thrusts another finger into her*
[22:42] Lilina: Roy...!
Lilina Haters: *suddenly chained to the wall wearing nothing but their panties* OH The NOES.
[22:42] Roy Haters: >3 *molest*
Roy: *stroke*
[22:43] Lilina: *opens her legs wider*
Lilina Haters: NOES!
[22:43] Roy: *strokestroke*
Roy Haters: *grope*
[22:44] Lilina: Please...
LH: NOES STOP! *moan*
[22:44] RH: *molest molest*
Roy: *gets out a condom*
[22:44] Lilina: *breathing heavily*
LH: NOES.
[22:45] Roy: *puts the condom on and lies down, pulling her on top of him*
RH: >3
[22:46] LH: *cries dramatically*
Lilina: *panting*
[22:46] RH: *grope*
Roy: *grasps her hips and thrusts up into her*
[22:47] Lilina: *MOAN!*
LH: NOES. I don't want to be the preggers!
[22:47] RH: TOO BAD.
Roy: *thrust*
[22:48] LH: *whiiiiiine*
Lilina: *moan!*
[22:49] Roy: *thrusts faster*
[22:49] Lilina: Aaah!
[22:50] Roy: *fondles her breasts*
[22:50] Lilina: *kisses him, moans*
[22:50] Roy: *kisses back, thrusts more*
[22:51] Lilina: Harder!
[22:51] Roy: *thrusts harder*
[22:51] Lilina: *moans*
[22:52] Roy: *thrust*
[22:52] Lilina: I think I'm gonna...aah...
[22:52] Roy: *thrusts harder*
[22:53] Lilina: *moans*
[22:53] Roy: *thrust* I'm gonna...!
[22:53] Lilina: *orgasm*
[22:53] Roy: *orgasms too*
[22:54] Lilina: *panting*
[22:54] Roy: *panting* Wow...
[22:55] Lilina: <3
[22:55] Roy: *kiss*
[22:55] Lilina: *kisses back*
[22:56] Roy: *hugs*
[22:56] Lilina: *hugs back*
[22:56] Roy: *yawn*
[22:56] Lilina: Roy?
[22:57] Roy: Sorry. XD;
[22:57] Lilina: ...Can I ask you a question?
[22:57] Roy: Sure, what is it?
[22:57] Lilina: ...Can we cuddle?
[22:57] Roy: Of course.
[22:57] Lilina: *cuddles* ^_^
[22:58] Roy: *hugs her close* ^^
[22:58] Lilina: ^^
[23:03] Lilina: I love you.
[23:03] Roy: I love you too. <3
[23:03] Lilina: <3
[23:03] Roy: *snuggle*
[23:03] Lilina: *snuggles against him*
[23:04] Roy: *yawn*
[23:04] Lilina: ZZzzzZZZZzz
[23:04] Roy: *falls asleep*
[23:04] And then Lilina says something about how warm Roy is or something. XD
[23:04] Aww XD
[23:05] Lilina: ...You're nice and warm. ^^
[23:05] Roy: So are you. ^^
[23:06] Lilina: *snugglesnuggle* But not as warm as you. XP
[23:06] Roy: <3
[23:06] Lilina: *licks his chest* Mmm. <3
[23:06] Roy: Eep! XD
[23:06] Lilina: *licks more*
[23:07] Roy: *moan*
[23:07] Lilina: *licks up to his neck*
[23:08] Roy: *moan*
[23:08] Lilina: *sucks*
[23:08] Roy: *_*
[23:08] Lilina: *sucks more*
[23:09] Roy: *moan*
[23:09] Lilina: *pulls away* Oooh, I left a hickey~.
[23:10] Lilina: *licks the hickey*
[23:10] Roy: *squeak*
[23:11] Lilina: Ooh, do that again! *licks it*
[23:11] Roy: *squeak!*
[23:11] Lilina: *giggles*
[23:11] Roy: XD
[23:12] Lilina: ...We haven't necked in a while.
[23:12] Roy: You're right, we haven't. *licks her neck*
[23:12] Lilina: Oh~~~...*giggles*
[23:13] Roy: *nibbles*
[23:13] Lilina: moans*
[23:13] Roy: *sucks*
[23:13] Lilina: *moans*
[23:14] Roy: *sucks more*
[23:14] Lilina: *moan!*
[23:15] Roy: *bites gently*
[23:15] Lilina: *mewls*
[23:15] Roy: *pulls back* I left a hickey!
[23:15] Lilina: Yay!
[23:15] Roy: >3
[23:16] Lilina: >3
[23:16] Roy: *kiss*
[23:17] Lilina: *kisses back*
[23:17] Roy: *gropes*
[23:17] Lilina: *moans*
[23:18] Roy: *slips a hand between her legs*
[23:18] Lilina: *MOAN*
[23:18] Roy: *stroke*
[23:19] Lilina: *moan!*
[23:19] Roy: *rubs her clit*
[23:19] Lilina: AAAH! *MOAN!*
[23:20] Roy: *rubs it more*
[23:20] Lilina: *grinds against his hand*
[23:20] Roy: *flicks her nipples with his tongue*
[23:21] Lilina: Aah!
[23:22] Roy: *slips his fingers into her*
[23:22] Lilina: Roy...! *MOAN*
[23:22] Roy: *sucks her nipple*
[23:24] Lilina: *intwines her fingers in his hair* Oohh...
[23:24] Roy: *keeps at it*
[23:24] Lilina: R-Roy...
[23:25] Roy: *runs his tongue around her nipple, slipping his fingers out and rubbing her clit*
[23:26] Lilina: I'm gonna--oh God!
[23:26] Roy: *rubs it again*
[23:27] Lilina: *orgasms*
[23:27] Roy: *licks his fingers*
[23:28] Lilina: *panting*
[23:28] Roy: <3
[23:28] Lilina: <3
[23:31] Roy: *kiss*
[23:31] Lilina: *kisses back*
[23:32] Roy: *snuggles*
[23:33] Lilina: *snuggles with him*
[23:33] Roy: *yawn*
[23:33] Lilina: Mmm...so warm...*cuddles*
[23:34] Roy Haters: *post on the internet that Roy uses viagra and that Roy has no stamina*
[23:34] Roy: *kisses her on the forehead*
Lilina Haters: *post that Lilina has fake boobs and a big cunt*
[23:35] The NEXT MORNING~~
Lilina: *sees emails* WTF?
[23:35] Roy: ...Oh, great, they didn't kill each other overnight!
[23:36] Lilina: "Lilina's a slut with fake boobs and the cunt of a slut that's fucked ten guys". o.O
[23:36] Roy: "Roy is a faggot with a small penis and girlish-like hips and a flabby nutsack" ...
[23:37] *DIES*
Lilina: "Roy also has no stamina and needs Viagra in order to get it up". o.O None of this is true!
[23:38] Roy: "Lilina also has a fat butt and humps pillows while making out with horses". NO YOU DON'T!
[23:38] Lilina: The only person I've ever fucked was you!
[23:39] Roy: Yeah!
[23:39] Roy Haters: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *kidnap Lilina*
Lilina: *siiiiigh*
[23:39] Lilina Haters: *kidnap Roy*
Roy: Eww, cooties!
[23:40] Lilina: *reaches for Roy*
Roy Haters: *put her in a biiiiiiig cage, away from Roy*
[23:41] Roy: *is tied up and stripped naked* ;_;
[23:41] Roy Haters: *finger Lilina*
Lilina: NO! GET AWAY! *kicks*
[23:43] Lilina Haters: *suck Roy's dick*
Roy: *cries* STOP IT YOUR MOUTHS HAVE ALL KINDS OF NASTY GERMS!
Wolt: *sics the RNG on the haters, and it proceeds to rape them so hard they critical themselves*
[23:43] Lilina: *is released*
[23:43] Roy: *likewise, runs and clings to her*
[23:44] Lilina: They touched me! T_T
[23:44] Wolt: *bows* *locks the haters in a cage and watches them kill each other* XD
Roy: They sucked my dick. ;_;
[23:44] Lilina: But only I can suck your diiiick.
[23:44] Roy: Exactly!
[23:44] Lilina: THEY FINGERED ME.
[23:45] Roy: ;_; Only I can do that!
[23:45] Lilina: *douches*
[23:45] Roy: *scrubs his dick*
[23:46] Lilina: Yuck! They touched my boyfriend! EW.
[23:46] Roy: They touched my girl! I hope Satan eats their corpses!
[23:47] Satan: I ain't eating no nasty corpses! EW.
[23:47] Roy: D: Then at least pitchfork them real good.
[23:47] Roy and Lilina Haters: *PITCHFORK'D*
[23:47] Roy: XD
[23:48] Lilina: They didn't touch you anywhere else, did they?
[23:48] Roy: Nope.
[23:48] Lilina: Good.
[23:49] Roy: Did they touch you anywhere else?
[23:49] Lilina: No, thank God.
[23:49] Roy: Good.
[23:50] Lilina: *doesn't like to be away from Roy*
[23:50] Roy: *hugs*
[23:50] Lilina: *clings* ...Now I'm a damsel in distress.
[23:51] Roy: We both are. *clings*
[23:51] Lilina: *stare*
[23:51] Roy: ...what?
[23:52] Lilina: ...Do you remember when we first fell in love?
[23:52] Roy: Yeah.
[23:52] Lilina: *blush*
[23:53] Lilina: Haha, my dad told you you couldn't take me away. o^_^o
[23:54] Roy: XD I know. He got so mad!
[23:54] Lilina: It's obvious he changed his mind, though.
[23:55] Roy: *nods* Yeah...
[23:55] Lilina: ...Did he say something to you?
[23:56] Roy: Yeah, he said to take care of you and gave me his blessing to be with you.
[23:56] Lilina: ...
[23:56] Roy: Hmm?
[23:56] Lilina: *cries*
[23:57] Roy: *hugs*
[23:57] Lilina: *cries on his shoulder*
[23:58] Roy: Shh...it's okay.
[23:58] Lilina: ...Father wanted to...to see me...walk down the aisle and...*sniffle*
[23:59] Roy: I know...
[23:59] Lilina: ...That was...that was his one wish and...and then he...
[00:00] Roy: ...I know...
[00:00] Lilina: ...I have...I have no one to walk me down the aisle...and...and no dowry to give your father...
[00:00] Roy: *strokes her hair*
[00:01] Lilina: No one would want a girl that has nothing to give anyone!
[00:01] Roy: That's not true!
[00:01] Lilina: *sniffle*
[00:02] Roy: I want you no matter what you have to offer!
[00:03] Lilina: But it's not up to you...it's up to your dad...and I...I have nothing.
[00:03] Roy: Father will understand!
[00:04] Lilina: *sniffle* ...How do you know?
[00:04] Roy: We'll talk to him.
[00:04] Lilina: *sniffle*
[00:06] Roy: *hugs*
[00:06] Lilina: *hugs back* *sniffle*
[00:07] Lilina: I love you.
[00:08] Roy: I love you too.
[00:08] Lilina: Even if I have nothing to give?
[00:08] Roy: Yes.
[00:09] Lilina: ...
[00:09] Roy: I love you no matter what.
[00:09] Lilina: *sniffle*
[00:09] Roy: *kisses her forehead*
[00:10] Lilina: ...Maybe you should talk to your father.
[00:10] Roy: We'll talk to him.
[00:10] Lilina: We?
[00:10] Roy: ...unless you wouldn't be comfortable.
[00:11] Lilina: ...
[00:11] Roy: ?
[00:11] Lilina: Um...
[00:11] Roy: Hmm?
[00:11] Lilina: Your dad intimidates me.
[00:12] Roy: ...my dad's a pussycat.
[00:12] Lilina: ...
[00:12] Roy: He's a softie, he really is!
[00:13] Lilina: Maybe to you.
[00:13] Roy: Come on, you know my father adores you!
[00:13] Lilina: When my father wasn't dead.
[00:13] Roy: ...
[00:13] Lilina: ... *feels like she offended him*
[00:14] Roy: *sighs* I'm sorry.
[00:14] Lilina: Don't be.
[00:14] Lilina: Just be glad you have a father. One that loves you and would do anything for you.
[00:14] Roy: ...I might not have him much longer.
[00:15] Lilina: You said that two years ago.
[00:15] Roy: This time it's serious. The healers are talking a lot.
[00:15] Lilina: The healers are gossipers.
[00:15] Roy: ...He's lost a lot of weight in the last few weeks.
[00:15] Lilina: ...As have you.
[00:16] Roy: ...
[00:16] Lilina: *gets up* I'm not helping, am I?
[00:16] Roy: ...let's talk to him.
[00:16] Lilina: ...
[00:16] Roy: *sighs*
[00:17] Lilina: ...So all the boys were right. I am difficult.
[00:17] Roy: No! The girls were right about me, I'm a pussy!
[00:18] Lilina: You are not!
[00:18] Roy: And you're not difficult!
[00:18] Lilina: ...
[00:18] Roy: You're not!
[00:18] Lilina: Roy...
[00:19] Lilina: I went to a healer...because I haven't been feeling well as of late.
[00:19] Roy: ...you're not dying, are you?!
[00:19] Lilina: No! Of course not.
[00:20] Lilina: ...I don't know how to put this lightly...
[00:20] Roy: ...Lilina, are you trying to tell me you're...
[00:20] Lilina: ...
[00:21] Roy: ...
[00:21] Lilina: They're not sure.
[00:21] Roy: Oh. How long until they are?
[00:21] Lilina: A few days.
[00:21] Roy: *nods*
[00:21] Lilina: ...But I've already missed my period.
[00:22] Roy: ...Then...
[00:22] Lilina: ...
[00:22] Roy: *hugs her* It's okay, I'll be here for you and the baby, if there is one.
[00:22] Lilina: ...This is why I don't want to see your father.
[00:23] Roy: ... *nods* I see.
[00:23] Lilina: I don't want him to know that you got me knocked up. Not when he's as sick as he is.
[00:24] Roy: I'll take full responsibility for it, Lilina.
[00:25] Lilina: Why?
[00:25] Roy: I know it's both our responsibility and all that, but...anything to keep Father from getting upset with you.
[00:26] Lilina: So your father would get upset about it?
[00:26] Roy: He might. But he might not.
[00:26] Lilina: ...
[00:26] Roy: Don't worry, Lilina.
[00:27] Lilina: But what could have went wrong? We always use protection...
[00:27] Roy: It was my fault, I probably didn't check the condom for rips.
[00:27] Lilina: Stop saying it's your fault. You're making me more upset than I already am.
[00:28] Roy: *sighs* But I don't want you blaming yourself!
[00:28] Lilina: ...
[00:28] Lilina: If Father were alive...oh God...
[00:28] Roy: *holds her* It's going to be all right...
[00:28] Lilina: Father would have been ashamed of me.
[00:29] Lilina: It's like, why can't I just keep my damn legs shut or something?
[00:29] (Don't you just love hormones?)
[00:29] Roy: Hey, stop talking that way! I'm just as responsible for it as you are!
[00:29] (XD)
[00:30] Lilina: If we didn't have sex, this wouldn't have happened.
[00:30] Roy: But we did, and it happened. We're just going to have to make the best of a rough situation.
[00:31] Lilina: *near tears* how can we make the best of a situation like this? Your father's going to be livid when he finds out!
[00:31] Lilina: No one wants to marry a pregnant girl!
[00:33] Roy: I won't let him be a jerk about it, Lilina. I love you, I'm going to marry you, and he'll either accept it or sulk in a corner!
[00:33] Lilina: ...
[00:34] Lilina: ...I don't want to do this alone...
[00:34] Roy: You won't have to.
[00:34] Lilina: ...
[00:35] Lilina: ...Do you still want to go talk to your father?
[00:35] Roy: ...let's wait until the healers are sure.
[00:35] Lilina: ...*says nothing*
[00:35] Roy: *hugs her*
[00:35] Lilina: ...They are sure.
[00:36] Roy: ...Then let's talk to him.
[00:36] Lilina: ...
[00:36] Roy: It's going to be okay!
[00:36] Lilina: Are you sure?
[00:36] Roy: Yes. I'll make sure it's okay.
[00:37] Lilina: ...Okay.
[00:37] Roy: *walks her to Eliwood's room*
[00:37] Lilina: ...*clings*
[00:37] Roy: *hugs her*
[00:38] Lilina: I don't know if I can do this.
[00:38] Roy: Let me do all the talking.
[00:38] Lilina: ...Alright.
[00:38] Roy: *knocks on the door*
Eliwood: *answers* Yes...?
[00:39] Lilina: *clings more*
[00:39] Roy: ...Father...there's something I have to talk to you about.
Eliwood: You both look nervous. Is something wrong?
[00:39] Lilina: ...
[00:40] Roy: Lilina and I...well, we...kind of had sex, and now...
Eliwood: ...I think I see where this is going.
[00:40] Lilina: *clings*
[00:41] Roy: She's pregnant, and we want to get married as soon as possible.
Eliwood: ...I can't say I'm thrilled to hear this.
Roy: Look, if you're going to get mad at anyone, get mad at me!
[00:41] Lilina: Roy...
[00:41] Eliwood: I'm not going to get mad at anyone.
[00:42] Lilina: ...?
[00:43] Lilina: ...So we got worried over nothing?
[00:45] Eliwood: Like I said, I'm not thrilled to hear this and I wish you'd waited until after you were married, but it's not like I could have stopped you. I am worried, though...Lilina, you're in good health, right? And Roy, can you handle taking care of her and a baby?
Roy: I'll do anything I can, even if it means never sleeping again!
[00:45] Lilina: ...Can't you die from not sleeping?
[00:45] Roy: ...Okay, I'll sleep. XD But still.
[00:46] Lilina: ...Can we handle a baby, though?
[00:47] Roy: ...We'll have servants and healers to help us, right?
Eliwood: Yeah, but you'll need to know a lot too.
[00:47] Lilina: Like diaper changing.
[00:47] Roy: And feedings, and teething...
[00:47] Lilina: And toilet training....
[00:48] Roy: And dealing with them when they hit the terrible twos, then puberty.
[00:48] Lilina: And when they get married. Oh, ew! We'll be old!
[00:48] Roy: ...We're thinking too far ahead. XD
[00:48] Lilina: Yeah. Let's worry about the baby being born, first.
[00:49] Roy: *nods*
Eliwood: I'm sure you two will be fine.
[00:49] Lilina: One small detail I forgot to tell you, Roy.
[00:49] Roy: Yeah?
[00:49] Lilina: I'm having twins.
[00:49] Roy: !! ... *grins*
[00:49] Lilina: Gee, didn't that stroke your ego.
[00:50] Roy: Hell yeah. XD
[00:50] Lilina: Just don't go around saying, "MY DICK IS SO AWESOME THAT I CAN MAKE TWIIINS". Although I do remember overhearing someone telling my dad that. Except it wasn't twins.
[00:50] Roy: XD I wouldn't do that.
[00:51] Lilina: If I recall correctly, the guy said to my dad, "I MADE A SON ON THE FIRST TRY HAHAHA."
[00:51] Eliwood: *laughs* You two will sure have your hands full!
[00:51] Lilina: ...Roy's taking one.
[00:51] Roy: ?
[00:52] Lilina: And then I'll have the other. And I'll spoil it rotten.
[00:52] Roy: XD
[00:52] Lilina: ...You'll dote on our kids. Don't even deny it. All parents dote on their kids to some extent. ...Like my father. He got me everything. o.o
[00:53] Eliwood: *laughs* He did spoil you rotten.
Roy: XD
[00:53] Lilina: ...You were spoiled, too, Roy. XP
[00:54] Roy: I know. XD
Eliwood: Guilty as charged!
[00:55] Lilina: Which is why when you got that pony I wanted, I pushed you down the stairs. XP
[00:55] Roy: I know. D:
[00:55] Lilina: Hey, Dad gave me the third degree. If he had access to his axes, man...ooh.
[00:55] Roy: XD
[00:56] Lilina: I think he treated everything as if he was on the battlefield or something.
[00:56] Eliwood: That he did.
[00:56] Lilina: He was weird like that.
[00:56] Eliwood: *nods*
[00:57] Lilina: I mean, Mother didn't like fighting, and Dad was the opposite. Which is why it's kind of appropriate that he died on the battlefield. ...I once overheard Father saying something about a prophecy stating that something would cause him to die on the battlefield...but I don't remember what it was or who said it.
[00:58] Eliwood: It was when he accquired the legendary axe Armads.
[00:58] Lilina: ...Really?
[00:58] Eliwood: Yeah.
[00:59] Lilina: ...I really don't like fighting that much. Yet I always get into arguments with other girls. And then they sip their tea and talk about boys and lace and who's being a slut this week.
[00:59] Roy: They are kind of vapid like that.
[00:59] Lilina: They say I'm too stubborn and that it's not a ladylike quality.
[01:00] Roy: Screw them. :P
[01:00] Lilina: I take after Father in the stubbornness.
[01:01] Roy: Yeah. XD
Eliwood; You sure do.
[01:02] Lilina: ...You take after your dad, too. XP
[01:03] Eliwood: He managed to surpass my ability with the sword.
[01:03] Lilina: *nudges Roy* You could've joined the Etrurian armmmmyyyy.
[01:03] Roy: *blushes* I know, I know...
[01:04] Lilina: You could have saved damsels and been the greatest knight~~...and have shining armour and a white horse....*Dreamy sigh*
[01:04] Roy: *blush deepens*
[01:04] Lilina: ...That sounds like a fairytale.
[01:05] Roy: XD
[01:05] Lilina: ...And then again, you wouldn't be home a lot.
[01:06] Lilina: And that would suck.
[01:06] Roy: Yeah.
[01:07] Lilina: and they'd be like, "Who let the kid in here?" ...Man, I wish *I* was good enough at something to have people say I could be in the Etrurian Army...
[01:07] Roy: *laughs*
[01:07] Lilina: Grr. You laughed! ...Ah well.
[01:08] Eliwood: ...you sound like Hector did when he told me his dream.
Roy: You could get in! You'd pwn everyone's asses with your magic!
[01:08] Lilina: What dream?
[01:08] Eliwood: The dream he had where you went off with Roy...I remember that conversation like it was yesterday.
[01:08] Lilina: ? Father never told me any such dream.
[01:09] Roy: *curious*
[01:09] Lilina: Now I'm curious.
[01:09] Eliwood: *tells the story*
[01:09] Lilina: Father saw the future?
[01:10] Eliwood: Apparently he did. XD
[01:10] Lilina: And he didn't want me to run off with Roy?
[01:10] Eliwood: Yeah.
[01:11] Lilina: ...Father still didn't want me to run off with him for some odd reason.
(You and I might be great friends but...I'll-I'll not let your son have my daughter!)
[01:11] Eliwood: He changed his mind, though.
[01:11] Lilina: ...Yeah. When he died.
[01:11] Roy: *nods*
[01:12] Lilina: That's what Roy told me, anyway.
[01:19] Roy: *nods*

[FE7/SM x-over RPG Log] Three Act RPG

2007-04-12T23:51:24Z

J Random Sara is sarajayechan.
Roys My Boy 217 is sailorvfan10/me.

[16:53] Roys My Boy 217: Klein and Clarine: *CAT FIGHT!*
Roy: WHAT KIND OF GUARDIANS ARE YOU?
[16:53] J Random Sara: XDD
[16:54] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: O NINIAN I LUV J00.
Ninian: ME TOO, LOLZ.
*about to kiss*
???: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *falls from the sky, lands on Eliwood, and ends up kissing Ninian* O.O
Ninian: O.O
Eliwood: T_T
[16:55] J Random Sara: Ninian: HOLY SHIT HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU
Roy: OMG I WUV U *hugs Ninian's legs*
Eliwood: HAY GET OFF HER!!!!
Roy: ur scary u stole my daddys hairstyle i dun like u
Eliwood: hey cant we just talk first
Roy: I MADE UP MY MIND!!!
Ninian: *has a bad dream* Eliwood I cant see you anymore or you'll die
[16:57] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: WTF.
Roy: HAY Y DO U LOK LIEK MY DADDY?! *pulls Rapier out* HIYAAAAAAAA!
Eliwood: *dodges* YAY I LEVELED. ...Anyway.
Ninian: *disappears*
Eliwood: Well, this sucks.
Eleanora: ELIWOOD HOW IRRESPONSIBLE ARE YOU YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN YOUR LITTLE BROTHER KILLED.
Eliwood: ...I'm an only child!
Elbert: Don't sass your mother, Eliwood!
Eliwood: Yes, Father.
Roy: XP
Eliwood: You suck.
Roy: Nuh uh.
[16:58] J Random Sara: Ninian: *keeps having nightmares*
Eliwood: NINIAN!! ^_^
Ninian: go away I can't see you anymore or you'll die ;_;
Eliwood: NOES ;_;
[16:59] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *sneaks into Eliwood's room and steals the Fire Emblem from his broach thing* MUWAHHAHA. Now I can save my mommy from sudden d00m! *scampers out*
Eliwood: O NOES MY FIRE EMBLEM IS GONE.
Louise: Perhaps Roy's involved with the Negaverse?
Eliwood: MAYBE. Let's ask that Sailor Sain video game! TO THE ARCADE!
Louise: -_-;
[17:01] J Random Sara: Ninian: *is being all protective over Roy* there's something about him...
Eliwood: OMG ROY IS GONNA TAKE NINIAN AWAY FROM ME!
Roy: I wuv Ninian~~~~!
Eliwood: YOU'RE A BRAT I'M GONNA HOLE UP IN MY ROOM AND EAT FISH AND FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF.
[17:03] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Well that sucks for you. And I still want to know why you look like my dad. *cries*
Ninian: *becomes all motherly over him*
Roy: My mommy's in trouble, and the only thing that can help her is the Fire Emblem. My dad's a hologram, my kingdom's half-gone, and I'm only EIIIIIIGHT. *SOB*
Ninian: WHY DON'T WE HELP HIM?
Erk: I dunno, he could be from the Negav--
Hector: He could but he looks too much like Eliwood...
Lyn: We should help him!
Eliwood: ...Alright. Let's help him.
[17:04] J Random Sara: Sain: Eliwood you should go to Ninian and proclaim your undying love.
Lyn: Yeah!
Eliwood: Okay. *runs to the balcony where Ninian is* I LOVE YOU FOREVER I DON'T CARE IF I DIE
Ninian: Eliwood...
Eliwood: Ninian...*sappy shoujo bubble kissing*
[17:06] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Hey, there's a kid here!
*disc scratching*
Eliwood: ...Right. So, where's this kingdom of yours?
Roy: *points to the sky* Thirtieth century.
Eliwood: ...But this is the twenty first--
Roy: I'm from the future!
Eliwood: ...Um. Okay. Anyone have a time machine?
Roy: *holds up Time Key* Yes. Now everyone, hold onto me. But touch me inappropriate and my daddy'll shove Durandal up your asses.
Everyone: *holds on*
Roy: ATHOS! OPEN THE PORTAL UP AND LET ME COME HOOOOOOME! *holds the key up*
Portal: *opens and sucks them up*
[17:07] J Random Sara: Future!Ninian: I sent you all those bad dreams, Ninian.
Ninian: WHUT!!!!
Future!Ninian: I did it to test your love for Eliwood!
Eliwood: Well that's retarded!
[17:07] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Mommy! *runs through her* ...
[17:07] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: ...
[17:08] J Random Sara: Future!Ninian: Roy, your vision misinformed you. Your daddy's the one in trouble.
Roy: WHY WOULD IT DO THAT?!
Future!Ninian: To trick you, of course!
[17:10] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: This place sucks.
Future!Ninian: I know. But anyway. INTRODUCE YOURSELF.
Roy: *bows* My name is Roy Eliwood Pherae, duke of Crystal Pherae. *stands* I am the son of Marchioness Ninian and Marquess Eliwood Elbert Pherae.
All: WHUT?
Future!Ninian: Eliwood...Ninian...Roy is your future son.
Eliwood and Ninian: *stare at each other* WHUT?
Roy: I tried to tell you...
Eliwood: *blush* But why'd he take the Fire Emblem from me?
[17:11] J Random Sara: Athos: Because it's the only thing that can save the Marquess from the evil Wiseman! Er, Nergal!
[17:12] Roys My Boy 217: Future!Ninian: Of course, Roy doesn't know how to use it yet...
Roy: Hey, I'm not old enough. It's not my fault.
Eliwood: So what can we do?
[17:13] J Random Sara: Future!Ninian: First we have to have a bunch of random battles with Nergal's Black Fang henchmen, who will get some awesome character development before they die horribly.
Athos: Then Roy has to be kidnapped and turned into Black Roy.
[17:14] Roys My Boy 217: (*DIES*)
Future!Ninian: But before all that, Roy's going to cry and angst over his father over there *points to future!Eliwood in the crystal case*
Roy: *walks over to the crystal coffin thing* ...Daddy...*cries*
Ninian: *hugs him*
[17:15] J Random Sara: Eliwood: ...How does he walk with all that fancy jeweled armor on? @_@
[17:17] Roys My Boy 217: Future!Ninian: *shrugs* You tell me.
Roy: *wanders off*
Nergal: Hey, kid, you wanna help save your father, right?
Roy: Yes, Mr. Creepy Dude.
Nergal: *offers his hand* I can help you. Join me and the Black Fang!
Roy: *hesitates* My dad told me not to talk to weirdos.
Nergal: I'm not weird! I'm just misunderstood.
Roy: ...Okay...I guess I can trust you. *takes his hand*
Nergal: *whisks Roy off to his lair*
Eliwood: Where's Roy?
Future!Ninian: *image flickers* O shit. D: He's been kidnapped and my laptop's running out of batteries. Listen: Nergal's a tough bastard. But through the Power of Love and Friendship, you'll come out winning. *disappears*
Eliwood: ...
[17:18] J Random Sara: Black Roy: *appears* HAHA I'M EVIL NOW CAUSE EVERYONE HATES ME
Ninian: WAT!!
Eliwood: NOES ;_;
[17:19] Roys My Boy 217: Black Roy: You never loved me! You hated me! You let me trip and fall and scrape my knee and you laughed! LAUGHED. And you forgot my birthday and you all suck! *shoots evil rays out of his hands*
All: OH The NOES! *blasted back*
[17:20] J Random Sara: Eliwood: NO ROY WE LOVE YOU AND WE'D NEVER LET BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO YOU!
Ninian: NERGAL YOU FUCKED HIM UP! I'MMA KICK YOUR ASS NOW!
Nergal: lol no *teleports away*
Black Fang: *does some stuff*
[17:22] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: I can't transform! But through the power of love, I will do it anyway! *transforms* MUWAHAHAHA.
Erk: Erk Power, MAKE UP!
Sain: Sain Power, MAKE UP!
Hector: Hector Power, MAKE UP!
Lyn: Lyn Power, MAKE UP!
*insert sparkly transformation sequence here*
Black Roy: *uses evil version of the Fuuin* MUWAHAHA YOU WILL DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE.
[17:24] J Random Sara: Eliwood: I HAVE TO USE THE FIRE EMBLEM *takes it out and transforms into Neo-Marquess Pherae*
Ninian: *transforms into Neo-Marchioness Pherae* WE LOVE YOU ROY
Roy: *sees happy memories of his life with them, sees flashbacks of Lilina, and turns back to normal* MOMMY, DADDY! T_T
[17:25] Roys My Boy 217: Ninian: ROY!
Eliwood: ^_^
Roy: *hugs Ninian* No, wait, I'm confused!
Nergal: THEY DESPISE YOU. THEY'RE USING YOU. THEY THINK YOU SUCK. THEY THINK YOUR DICK IS TOO SMALL.
Roy: YOU PEOPLE SUCK! *transforms back into Black Roy*
[17:27] J Random Sara: Eliwood and Ninian: *use their powers to overcome Nergal's mind control*
Roy: OMG NO NERGAL'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS ASS
Nergal: NOES! OH IT'S ON NOW BITCHES *blasts*
Eliwood: *uses the Fire Emblem and floats in the air* I'LL KILL HIM
Ninian: NOES IF YOU USE THE POWER YOU'LL DIE
Roy: oh noes daddy's gonna get himself killed ;_; hey what's this!!!! *another Fire Emblem is glowing in his hands* I HAVE The POWER!
Ninian: Roy what are you doing stop that!
Roy: IMMA HELP DADDY SAVE The WORLD!
Nergal: WTF?!1
[17:28] Roys My Boy 217: (Is Roy He-Man now? XDD)
Roy: *transforms into his dukely self*
Eliwood: YOU WILL DIIIIIIIIIE! *sends a blast from the Fire Emblem*
Roy: HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *ditto*
Nergal: OH The NOES! *DIES*
[17:30] J Random Sara: (XD)
Roy and Eliwood: *pass out from exhaustion*
Ninian and the other Senshi: OH NOES *shake them*
[17:31] Roys My Boy 217: Roy and Eliwood: *Wake up*
Everyone: OMG UR OKAY.
Eliwood: OF COURSE. THEY CAN'T KILL THE MAIN CHARACTER.
Roy: I was a plot device. But I love you anyway.
Eliwood: *hugs* You're not so bad after all.
Roy: It's not my fault your parents like me more.
Eliwood: WHAT?!
Roy: XP
Future!Ninian: Hey, I'm solid! ^_^
Roy: Mommy! *hugs*
Future!Ninian: ^_^ *hugs back*
[17:32] J Random Sara: Future!Eliwood: Hey I'm alive!
[17:33] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Daddy! *hugs him*
Eliwood: ...OH NOES I'M LOOKING AT MYSELF OLLLLD.
Ninian: You don't look too bad. In fact, you really didn't age.
Eliwood: ...Hahaha, that's true.
[17:35] J Random Sara: Athos: *sends everyone home*
Roy: Well I have to go back now.
Sain: Don't bring home too many stray cats!
Erk: Keep getting those As!
Hector: Don't fuck my daughter! I mean, kick lots of ass!
Lyn: We'll miss you a lot!
Eliwood and Ninian: ...
Roy: *hugs them and cries*
[17:36] Roys My Boy 217: (*DIES at Hector's comment*)
Eliwood and Ninian: *hugs him and cry*
Roy: I'll miss you! *takes out the Time Key* ATHOS! OPEN THE PORTAL AND LET ME GO HOOOOME! *starts floating* BYE!
All: Bye!
Roy: You'll be seeing me again real soon! *disappears*
[17:37] J Random Sara: Eliwood: ;_; And to think I didn't even like him at first.
[17:39] Roys My Boy 217: Ninian: I know.

~A year passes~
???: I need...more...
Evil dude in shadow: I know, and I will get you more.
???: AND THEY BETTER BE PURE HEARTS.
Evil Dude: YESSIR. Of course. MUWAHAHAHAHA.
Eliwood: It's a nice day out.
Ninian: Yeah. No more fighting, you're acing everything...
Eliwood: What could go wrong?
[17:39] J Random Sara: *a giant platypus falls from the sky and lands at their feet*
[17:41] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: ...
Athos: OOPS wrong thing!
Roy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! *falls on the platypus* Well, at least this broke my fall.
Eliwood: ...Who're you?
Roy: ...Hello, your son from the future.
Ninian: You've gotten older...
Roy: That's generally what happens. I'm fifteen now. XP
Eliwood: HE'S ALMOST THE SAME AGE AS ME.
Ninian: How frightening.
[17:42] J Random Sara: Roy: I came back cause there's a new evil coming out and I have to help you fight!
Lilina: And I'm here for the same reason and-*sees Hector* OMG DADDY!!!
[17:43] Roys My Boy 217: Hector: WTF I HAVE NO CHILDREN.
Florina: ...*glares*
Hector: I SWEAR.
[17:43] J Random Sara: Lilina: *sees Florina* MOMMY!! :-D
Hector: OMG WTF!
Roy: I guess I should tell you now, Lilina's your future daughter.
[17:45] Roys My Boy 217: Hector: o.o
Florina: *faints*
Hector: *catches her*
Eliwood: Well. This is...this is awkward.
Ninian: *changing the subject* So what's the new threat?
Roy: The 'rents wouldn't tell me, but it has something to do with a little boy being possessed or something. It has nothing to do with the Negaverse, though.
Erk: I'll go look up this new threat right away! *leaves to be nerdy*
Sain: ...He needs a girlfriend.
Lyn: Look who's talking, Sain.
Sain: XP
[17:46] J Random Sara: Nils: *is all locked away in his room being angsty and possessed*
[17:47] Roys My Boy 217: Nils: All I want is friends! FRIENDS! Is that too hard to request? I know, I'll run away! *breaks out of the house*
Roy: *walking by himself* Hey, these flowers are my mother's favourite!
Nils: *bumps into him*
Roy: Ow! Hey!
Nils: *whimpers like a hurt puppy, panting*
Roy: ...Are you alright?
[17:48] J Random Sara: Nils: ;_; I think so.
Roy: Let's be friends.
Nils: Um, okay, but I'm evil and stuff so it might not be a good idea. Actually, never mind. *acts all subtexty with Roy since in this series he IS a kid*
[17:50] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Why don't I have you meet my friends? Maybe they can help you!
Nils: Um...okay...I mean, if you want to.
Roy: Let's go!
Raven and Lucius: *lurking in the shadows*
Raven: The blue headed one's the enemy, correct?
Lucius: Yes, Raven, he is.
Raven: We mustn't let him get the Divine Weapons at all costs.
Lucius: Right.
[17:51] J Random Sara: Raven: And let's cause a lot of trouble for the others even though they're harmless.
Lucius: If you insist.
Raven and Lucius: *gay it up in the shadows*
[17:53] Roys My Boy 217: (*DIES*)
Roy: Hey guys! I got a new friend! His name is Nils and he's a bit lonely.
Nils: Um...h-hi.
Eliwood: Hello.
Hector: I'm getting a viiiiibe.
Erk: *being nerdy in the corner*
Sain: 'Ey, he reminds me of something I saw in a soap opera once...
Erk: Sain, you don't watch soap operas, you watch gay anime.
Sain: Pfft. What's the difference?
Lyn: He looks like my old boyfriend--
Sain: Kent looked nothing like Nils, Lyn.
Lyn: ...
[17:55] J Random Sara: Erk: Lyn still feels guilty about breaking up with Kent.
Lyn: It was mutual! T_T And he and his new girlfriend Fiora are meant for each other!
Florina: But you're obviously lonely.
Hector: We are NOT playing matchmaker for her!
[17:55] Roys My Boy 217: Lilina: *sees Nils* *is jealous* Oh. Hello.
Roy: This is my friend Nils. ^_^
Lilina: Pleasured, I'm sure.
Nils: ...
Roy: Are you alright, Lilina?
[17:56] J Random Sara: Lilina: Is he your boyfriend?!
Roy: *BLUSH*
Nils: *BLUSH*
Roy: ...let's all be friends!
Lilina: *whispers* But I hear he's evil! EVIL!
Roy: He's just misunderstood!
[18:00] Roys My Boy 217: Lloyd: *appears from the sky* NILUS. It's time for your "medication".
Nils: But I'm fine--
Lloyd: Your father said now.
Nils: Bye guys, I have to go.
Roy: Okay.
Hector: That guy wasn't there before.
Erk: I FOUND OUT MORE ABOUT HIM GUYS.
*they all crowd around Erk*
Erk: They're from a mysterious organisation in Infinity Gakuen's basement. I dunno what they do, because I'm still trying to crack the code.
Eliwood: Hmm. So, Louise, what should we do?
Louise: We should probably go check this out by posing as students. Everyone, use your disguise pens! And Eliwood?
Eliwood: Yes?
Louise: No goofing off. This is serious.
Eliwood: ...Fine.
*everyone disguises themselves*
Eliwood: Let's go!
[18:01] J Random Sara: Pent: *flirts with Louise*
Louise: Not now, kitty. -_-
Pent: D:
[18:04] Roys My Boy 217: *suddenly, two cats appear*
Kitty 1: You suck, Clarine. Our master's probably not even here!
Kitty 2 (Clarine): Fuck you, Klein. Like you're any better! Our dad was the sorcery general in Etruria before he became a cat AND YOU'RE SOME SCHMUCK FROM THE BAD END OF THE GENE POOL.
Klein: Nu uh, you are!
Clarine: OH THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
*Cat fight (literally) insues*
Roy: ...Where did Marcus get them from?
Eliwood: Who's Marcus?
Roy: My guardian at Crystal Castle Pherae. When I'm away, he sends my cat guardians to me. *points* That's Klein and Clarine. Twins. Pains.
Eliwood: Oh.
Ninian and Florina: AWWW THEY'RE CUTE.
Hector: *glares at the cats* What about me, Flori?
Florina: ...You're a softie.
Hector: ^_^
Lilina: -_-
[18:05] J Random Sara: MOTD: OMG KITTY *steals Klein* UR GONNA BE MY BISHIE CATBOY!!!
Clarine: OH NOES, THE MONSTER OF THE DAY IS A YAOI FANBUTT!
[18:07] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: Everyone, transform! Roy, you go hide somewhere.
Roy: Hey, I'm not useless! My dad taught me how to fight! *transforms into Sailor Roy* XP RAPIER ATTAAAAAAAAAAAACK! *slaps MOTD with his rapier*
Eliwood: ...
Lilina: DON'T FORGET ME! MAGIC...ATTAAAAAAACK! *shoots out flames from her wand*
Hector: ...That's my girl. *smacks MOTD with his Wolf Beil slice attack*
[18:08] J Random Sara: MOTD: OMG ICKY GIRLS GET IN The WAY OF The YAOI!
Raven and Lucius: *appear in a flurry of rose petals and steal the scene*
[18:09] Roys My Boy 217: Raven: EMO CRY SHAKING! *cries and hits the MOTD, taking away five HP*
Lucius: *does some form of deep submerge*
MOTD: Owwies. *kidnaps Roy* MUWAHAHAHA I WILL HAVE A HAREM.
Roy: HEY, GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY PANTS!
[18:10] J Random Sara: Raven and Lucius: *grab the pure heart from the MOTD* This isn't it.
Eliwood: WHO ARE YOU TWO?!
[18:11] Roys My Boy 217: Ninian: And what's a pure heart?
Erk: Someone's virginity.
Ninian: ...THEY TOOK ROY'S VIRGINITY WHAT CROOKS.
Raven: I am Sailor Raven. This is my *cough* companion--
Lucius: Sailor Lucius.
[18:12] J Random Sara: Eliwood: ...Okay.
MOTD: OMG YAOI BOIZ!!!!!! *attempts to steal them and gets her ass toasted*
[18:13] Roys My Boy 217: Hector: Somehow my axe can set things on fire, but whatever. ^^
Eliwood: *defeats the monster*
Raven: *gives Roy his "pure heart crystal" back*
Roy: OH GOD HE'S TOUCHING MY ASS.
Raven: Lucius's is better.
Lucius: *BLUSH*
[18:14] J Random Sara: Raven: Anyway! *insert cold standoffish stuff here tailored to make the Inner Senshi seem like a bunch of n00bs*
Eliwood: HAY STFU
Lucius: *secretly doesn't approve but goes along with it anyway*
[18:15] Roys My Boy 217: Raven: And what's this, the Preschool Army? *gestures to Roy and Lilina*
Roy: HEY, I'M FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS OLD. YOU'rE PISSING ME OFF.
Ninian: *smacks Raven* U SUCK.
[18:16] J Random Sara: Lucius: Raven!
Raven: Sorry, I dunno what came over me. Fine, you guys are okay, but we're awesome so now we must be on our way. *teleports himself and Lucius away to go make out somewhere*
[18:18] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: ...
Eliwood: ...That guy pisses me off.
Ninian: Eliwood...
Hector: I don't like him.
Erk: They could be the enemy, you guys. I'll have to research them.
Sain: *talking to several different girls* You can hold my Lance!
Women: *beat him up*
Sain: *knocked out*
Lyn: *staring at a guy* He reminds me of my old boyfriend...
Fiora: *cleaning the counters in the food place thing where they are*
Lyn: *seethes silently*
[18:19] J Random Sara: Kent: *sees Lyn* O FUCK
Rath: *wanders in* Hey, can I get a few cups of coffee? I have midterms this week. ... *sees Lyn* *_*
[18:20] Roys My Boy 217: Lyn: *falls in love*
Eliwood: ...*sips tea*
Hector: Ho boy. *looks at his watch* O shit, my brother's gonna be on my ass if I don't leave right now. I'll be late for a fortune telling thing at the Shrine. Bye peeps! *leaves*
Eliwood: Hello? Lyn? ELIBE TO LYN.
Ninian: *playing in the arcade that is joined to the food court* I'M WINNING MUWAHAHHAHAA.
Sain: *watches and gives her pointers*
Erk: *reading a book while sipping some cola*
[18:22] J Random Sara: Rath: I feel like we're destined even though I hardly even know you.
Lyn: Then let's get to know each other! ^_^
Rath: I just moved here, right in the middle of midterms. Which sucks balls.
Lyn: I'll show you around!
Eliwood: Aww, they're made for each other!
*Meanwhile, Sue is wandering around town lost and alone*
[18:23] Roys My Boy 217: Roy and Lilina: *walking around town*
Roy: Hey, are you lost?
Sue: Yeah. I just arrived here from my home and...*looks him up and down* ... *thinks: Man, he's hot!*
[18:24] J Random Sara: Lilina: *looks Sue up and down* *thinks: She's so pretty!*
Sue: ...you two look familiar.
[18:25] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: You do, too, but I'm pretty sure we've never met before.
[18:25] J Random Sara: Rath and Lyn: *just happen to be walking by*
[18:26] Roys My Boy 217: Sue: What're my parents doing here?
Roy and Lilina: Your parents?
[18:26] J Random Sara: Rath: !! That girl looks awfully familiar.
Lyn: ...oh, not this again!
[18:28] Roys My Boy 217: Sue: Mom! Dad! *hugs*
Roy: ...I didn't know Lyn had a daughter.
Lilina: Dad doesn't tell me anything. Which reminds me, Uncle Uther's gonna kill me for being late for that fortune telling thing! *kisses Roy's cheek* I'll catch you later!
Roy: *touches his cheek* ...Damn my hormones. *goes back to the food court/arcade*
Eliwood: I love you, Ninian.
Ninian: I love you, too, Eliwood.
Roy: Yuck, sap. *goes to play video games*
[18:28] J Random Sara: Nils: *being generally oppressed* *misses Roy*
[18:30] Roys My Boy 217: Lloyd: This is for your own good, Nilus. *injects him with something*
Nils: *taken over by the evil* I need heaaaaaaaaaaarts...
Linus: Dammit, who put snails all over my briefcase again?!
Ursula: I have no idea. Owch, this plant bit me!
Lloyd: ...Idiots. All of them.
[18:31] J Random Sara: Jaffar: ...You guys suck. I'm leaving.
[18:32] Roys My Boy 217: Brendan: NO UR NOT FOOL. NOT UNTIL YOU GET HEARTS.
Jaffar: ... *grabs a briefcase and leaves* *thinks: Oppressive bitches who pay me minimum wage...*
[18:33] J Random Sara: Brendan: NILS THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT *abuse abuse*
Nils: ;_; Roy, save me!
Jaffar: I should get a green-haired girlfriend to piss these people off.
Nino-not-appearing-in-this-season: Did someone just talk about me?
[18:34] Roys My Boy 217: Director: NO NOW STFU.
Roy: Nils? Are you...hey, is that a bruise? Is your dad hitting you?
Nils: Oh! No, I'm just clumsy and...*can't help but stare at Roy*
Roy: ...?
Nils: *leans in closer*
Roy: ....
[18:36] J Random Sara: Nils: ...I really like you, Roy. *sparkles*
Roy: I...really like you, too. *sparkles*
Lilina: *is angsting in a corner about finding Sue hot* Daddy'll be mad if I'm gay!
[18:38] Roys My Boy 217: Uther: Hec, are you al--HOLY SHIT ARE THOSE DEMONS IN THE FIRE?
Hector: No, they're visions of the enemy. Now go away before I lose my concentration. *does weird hand signs*
Uther: ...Okay then. Supper's ready when you're done.
Hector: Mkay.
Nils: *leans in closer*
Roy: *face is getting all hot and red*
Eliwood: *eating some ice cream while walking down the street, Ninian next to him*
[18:38] J Random Sara: Nils: *blush*
Sue: Lilina?
Lilina: Sue! *blush, sparkle*
[18:39] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: ...Why are our faces so close?
Nils: *gets even closer, licks Roy's cheek*
Sue: *sees a guy named Wolt passing by* *_*
[18:40] J Random Sara: Lilina: ...Who's he?
Roy: ...oh, hell with it. *kiss*
[18:40] Roys My Boy 217: Nils: *kisses back*
Sue: Wolt's my boyfriend. ^^
Lilina: *angst*
[18:41] J Random Sara: Sue: ... *hugs Lilina*
Wolt: I also found this mysterious pale girl walking around.
Sophia: ...
[18:43] Roys My Boy 217: Lilina: Where are these people coming from?
Erk: Hey, what's that bazooka-like thing she's holding? *holds his mini computer to it* HOLY SHIT IT'S A PURE HEART STEALING MACHINE EVERYONE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Roy and Nils: *making out on the sidewalk*
[18:44] J Random Sara: Sain: HOLY SHIT ERK'S CALLING ME *puts porn away*
Eliwood: ALL SENSHI GATHER! ...hey isn't that my son making out with the new guy over there?
[18:44] Roys My Boy 217: Ninian: *stares, shakes it off, and transforms*
The rest: *transform*
Lilina: *watches Roy and Nils make out, angsts, and transforms*
[18:45] J Random Sara: Everyone: *transforms*
Raven and Lucius: *arrive on the scene...with Athos!*
[18:46] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *still making out with Nils*
Eliwood: Athos?
Hector: *running up the block, panting* Guys, there's some girl enemy on the way and--*looks at Sophia* Oh. She's here already. Well. *transforms* Sorry I was late. Uther was making me do the dishes.
[18:47] J Random Sara: Sophia: ...
Raven and Lucius: *separate Roy and Nils and grab Sophia* KILL THEM!!!
Eliwood: NOES THEY'RE JUST CHILDREN!
[18:48] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Hey, what gives?
Sophia: ...
Ninian: YOU CAN
[18:48] Roys My Boy 217: 'T*(
[18:48] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: ...What?
Ninian: Sorry, I was choking.
[18:48] J Random Sara: Raven and Lucius: We're the logical intellectually superior Senshi so we're right!
Eliwood: I'm the main character, I'm right!
Athos: STFU I'LL HANDLE THIS. *grumbles* What a pack of n00bs.
[18:49] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Why do you want to kill me? I'M THE FUTURE MARQUESS OF CRYSTAL PHERAE. YOU CAN'T KILL ME.
[18:50] J Random Sara: Athos: Nobody's killing anyone!
[18:50] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Hey! Let go of Nils already!
[18:51] J Random Sara: Raven: NO.
Lucius: ...do it. *glares* Athos is always right about everything!
Raven: ...fine. *hands over Nils and Sophia*
Athos: *explains their tragic pasts*
[18:52] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: So Nils is possessed by some creature thing?
Erk: I TOLD YOU BUT NO ONE LISTENS.
Sain: Shaddup, Erk.
Lyn: *looks at Rath* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Rath: Do I know you?
Lyn: ...I'm Sailor Lyn! Everyone does!
Rath: ...
Lloyd: *in the air, floating* Nils, you and your friend are coming with ME. *grabs Nils and Roy and disappears*
[18:54] J Random Sara: Eliwood: NOES GIVE THEM BACK.
Rath: I'm dating a Senshi!
Athos: As for Sophia, her mother was raped by a dragon and had her, then died of an angry hymen. She's angsty and has evil dragon blood in her that makes her act crazy.
Sophia: SURVIVOR'S THE BEST SHOW EVAR.
[18:55] Roys My Boy 217: Platypus: *falls and kills Sophia*
Lyn: ...Well.
Sain: That was...
Erk: Predictable.
Hector: I SAW IT IN THE FIIIIIIIRE.
Ninian: We have to go save Roy!
[18:56] J Random Sara: Lilina: NOES! ;_; *mourns Sophia* I never knew her but I miss her sooooo much!
Sain: LET'S GO.
Raven and Lucius: ...
[18:57] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *lying on an altar*
Nils: *possessed and sitting in a chair not far away*
Brendan: AT LAST, MASTER 9 WILL BE AWAKENED! MUWAHAHAHAHHAHAA!
Nils: I need...pure hearts...
Lloyd: We've got a really pure one. *gestures to the altar*
*The senshi arrive, but they're too late*
[18:58] J Random Sara: Eliwood: NOES!!!!
Raven and Lucius: THAT'S WHY WE HAD TO KILL HIM
Athos: We could've just killed the Black Fang and used a Restore staff on Nils.
[19:00] Roys My Boy 217: Nils: *a big ghostly hand arm thing pops out of him and goes to Roy, sticking itself in Roy's...*
Roy: OH YES FUCK ME HARDER!
Nils: *retrieves Roy's "Pure Heart" and eats it, transforming into Master 9* MUWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Roy: *dies*
[19:00] J Random Sara: Eliwood and Ninian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilina: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[19:01] Roys My Boy 217: *Some stuff happens, and they're back at Ninian's place*
Eliwood: *carrying Roy* NOW WHAT HE'S DEAD.
[19:02] J Random Sara: Athos: ...So Raven and Lucius were right after all.
Raven: *smug*
Lucius: ...I didn't want to be right. ;_;
[19:02] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: What do we do?!
Ninian: I can keep him alive with my life energy...
[19:03] J Random Sara: Eliwood: But you'll die! ;_;
Ninian: I have no choice.
Eliwood: *WEEP*
Athos: Well, this sucks ass.
Nils: *trying to break free from Master 9*
Eliwood: *finds the Holy Grail* holy shit it's glowing!!!!
[19:04] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *transforms into Super Sailor Eliwood!*
Hector: o_o
Ninian: *holds Roy in her arms, clutching to his hand, giving him life*
[19:05] J Random Sara: Sain, Erk, Lyn: ...
Raven and Lucius: ...HOLY SHIT HE REALLY IS THE MESSIAH WE WERE WRONG
Eliwood: *confronts Master 9*
[19:06] Roys My Boy 217: Master 9: I WILL KILL YOU.
Eliwood: *gives grail*
Master 9: OH NOES TOO MUCH POWER...IT'S A SURGE! MUWAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!
[19:06] J Random Sara: Eliwood: *glows*
Master 9: *dies and turns back into Nils*
[19:07] Roys My Boy 217: Nils: *transforms into Sailor Nils* I must kill Pharaoh Atemu and die in the process so I can be reborn. DON'T COME AFTER ME, EVEN THOUGH YOU WILL ANYWAY.
[19:09] J Random Sara: Eliwood: T_T
Nils: *does his save the world thing*
Roy: *blinks eyes open*
Ninian: !! Roy!
Nils: *in spirit form* Roy, here's your heart. I've gotta go away for a while but just remember, we're special friends.
Roy: ...Nils... T_T
[19:10] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Nils: *kisses Roy*
Roy: *angsts*
Eliwood: *holding a baby version of Nils*
[19:10] J Random Sara: All: ...
Raven and Lucius: *bow*
Athos: The world is saved. Now I'm going back to the gates of time.
[19:10] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *faints, detransforms*
[19:11] J Random Sara: Ninian: Eliwood!!
[19:12] Roys My Boy 217: Lucius: *retrieves the baby* We'll take him to see his father at the hospital. He should be recovering. Come, Raven. Our mission is complete.
Raven: *leaves with him*
Eliwood: *wakes up* Ugh, I feel like I got hit by a truck.
Ninian: Probably because you just saved the world from d00m.
Roy: My ass hurts...
[19:13] J Random Sara: Lilina: Roy!
[19:13] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Lilina?
[19:13] J Random Sara: Lilina: ...are you in love with that boy?
[19:13] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: I dunno.
[19:14] J Random Sara: Lilina: *pout*
[19:14] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *kisses her*
[19:14] J Random Sara: Lilina: *blush, kisses back*
[19:14] Roys My Boy 217: Hector: !!! FLORINA LOOK AT WHAT THEY'rE DOING.
Lyn and Rath: *making out*
Sue: -_-
[19:15] J Random Sara: Florina: Hector stop spying on them!
[19:16] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *frenches*
Hector: But...but...HE'S MAKING OUT WITH MY DAUGHTER.
(And ironically, a Roy/Lilina song starts playing.)
[19:17] J Random Sara: (XDDD)
Eliwood: Aww, they're so cute together!
[19:17] Roys My Boy 217: Hector: ...
Roy and Lilina: *making out on the floor, Roy on top of her*
[19:18] J Random Sara: Eliwood: ...maybe we'd better break it up.
[19:18] Roys My Boy 217: Lilina: Roy...! Oh...!
Roy and Lilina: *necking*
[19:18] Roys My Boy 217: Hector: !!!
[19:18] J Random Sara: Eliwood: @_@
[19:19] Roys My Boy 217: Erk: *analyzing something* Hey, you guys, Roy and Lilina's hormones are RAGING HERE.
Sain: GO GET HER ROY!
Hector: *smacks Sain upside the head*

[19:19] J Random Sara: *meanwhile, a new threat is arising*
[19:21] Roys My Boy 217: New threat: MUWAHAHA I WANT DREAM MIRRORS NOWS.
Nino: But I'm too nice and innocent...
Priscilla: I have to look for my brother, can we do this some other time?
Serra: But I'm too pretty to do this!
Rebecca: *siiighs*
[19:21] J Random Sara: Raven: *sneeze* Did someone just say my name?
[19:22] Roys My Boy 217: Lucius: o.O *feeding baby Nils* No, I don't think so.
Raven: Oh, okay.
[19:23] J Random Sara: Priscilla: You kidnapped me and brainwashed me into thinking I was all alone in the world!
Rebecca: You kidnapped me while I was hunting for birds!
Nino: You killed my parents!
Serra: You lured me with money!
Sonia: SHUT UP! GET ME DREAM MIRRORS OR I'LL EAT YOUR BRAINS!
[19:24] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *SNOOOOOOOOOORE*
Roy: *in the other room, sleeping peacefully*
Klein and Clarine: *sleeping on Roy's bed*
Pent: *sleeping on top of Sain's pillow*
Louise: *has her paws over her ears* FOR THE LOVE OF ELEANORA, SHUT UP.
[19:25] J Random Sara: Sonia: I'm sending Priscilla first for no good reason. Get this guy's dream mirror. *flashes picture of Sain*
[19:26] Roys My Boy 217: Priscilla: *thinks: That guy's hot!* ...O-Okay, Sonia. *goes off with her red pool ball and billiards stick* BEE-ARR-BEE. *skips off*
[19:28] J Random Sara: Sain: *at the music store* Awright, new Green Day and 3 Doors Down!
Priscilla: *disguised as a normal girl* This should be easy, he's a sucker for a pretty face!
[19:31] Roys My Boy 217: Sain: *pays for the music* Y helo thar. What would a fair maiden such as yourself be doing here all alone and with no man to escort her?
Priscilla: I was looking for a man...because I'm so TERRIBLY lonely.
Sain: *offers her his arm* YOU'VE FOUND THE RIGHT MAN.
Priscilla: *takes it, leads him into a dark alleyway*
Sain: ...This is sudden.
Priscilla: *plays Pool and shoots the ball through his chest, causing his Dream Mirror to pop out*
Sain: *falls over*
Erk: *walking by* WTF. *over the communicatior* HELLO?! PEOPLE! SAIN'S BEING ATTACKED BY THOSE FUCKTARDS AGAIN. *transforms* GHOST ILLUSION! *attacks*
[19:31] J Random Sara: Priscilla: EEK!!
Eliwood: OMG ENEMIES!
[19:33] Roys My Boy 217: Priscilla: *looks inside Sain's Dream Mirror but quickly sticks her head out and throws it back in his body* DEFINITELY NOT IT. I'll leave you with a generic MOTD, love to stay but I can't KTHXBAI! *disappears*
Erk: ...
Eliwood: -_- *transforms*
[19:33] J Random Sara: Priscilla's Monster: RAWR!
[19:34] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *stabs it with his rapier*
MOTD: RAWR. *shoves a tentacle down Roy's pants*
Roy: ...WHY AM I THE ONE GETTING FONDLED?
[19:34] J Random Sara: Lilina: *suddenly appears in goddesslike outfit*
[19:35] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *whistles*
Monster: *shoves more tentacles down Roy's pants* Me likey. >3
Roy: *shrieks*
[19:35] J Random Sara: Lilina: *uses her powers to kick the molesting monster's ass away from Roy* The enemy's weak! Get 'im!
[19:35] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *finishes the enemy*
[19:36] J Random Sara: Roy: *helps*
Sain: *recovering* Owww...hey, where'd the pretty girl go!
Priscilla: *back in her lair* Sigh. He was so cute, too!
[19:37] Roys My Boy 217: Serra: Yeah, he was.
Rebecca: I thought he was a dweeb.
Nino: I WANT OUT OF HERE.
Roy: You look hot.
[19:38] J Random Sara: Lilina: *blush* Thanks. I'll be your spirit guide, by the way.
Roy: Oh, cool!
Jaffar: *living the lonely college student life*
[19:39] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: ...Wait, weren't you my girlfriend?
[19:39] J Random Sara: Lilina: Shh! That's future-talk!
[19:39] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Oh.
[19:40] Roys My Boy 217: Nino: *has a golf ball instead, because it's original* FOUR! *has Jaffar's Dream Mirror pop out* *looks inside* ...He doesn't dream! WTF. *puts it back in*
[19:41] J Random Sara: Jaffar: !! Who are you?!
[19:41] Roys My Boy 217: Nino: ...You're cute.
[19:41] J Random Sara: Jaffar: ...You're too pretty to be evil.
Nino: ...Fuck you, Sonia! I'm staying on Elibe!
Sonia: WHAT!
[19:42] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Hey, an enemy monster!
Eliwood: WTF.
Ninian: Yeah.
[19:43] J Random Sara: Rebecca: *spots Lowen and Wil from across the street* Oh which one to I pick?!
[19:44] Roys My Boy 217: *The senshi get their transformations upgraded, and Roy gets a bell thing*
Roy: Yay, a bell!
Two Monsters: *run after Eliwood and Roy* SEXY BEASTS!
Ninian: *FUME*
Roy: WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!
[19:44] J Random Sara: Eliwood: USE THE FORCE, ROY!
[19:45] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: THIS ISN'T STAR WARS.
[19:45] J Random Sara: Eliwood: Then use your new special powers!
[19:45] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *gets down on one knee* Please Spirit Guide, help me! TWINKLING...BELL! *jingles the bell*
[19:46] J Random Sara: Eliwood: SHINY RAPIER KALAIDESCOPE ATTACK!
[19:46] Roys My Boy 217: Monsters: *DIE*
[19:46] J Random Sara: Lilina: You did it, Roy!
[19:47] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: YAY!
[19:47] Roys My Boy 217: Sonia: YOU PEOPLE SUCK.
[19:48] J Random Sara: Nino: *flips Sonia the finger* I joined their side!
Rebecca: I'm outta here!
Priscilla: *sees Sain* ...
Serra: But she's paying us so much-OMG I GOT A CUT IN MY SALARY! I'm leaving!
Sonia: *rage*
[19:49] Roys My Boy 217: Sonia: FINE I'LL LOOK FOR THE GOLDEN MIRROR. *attacks Roy*
Roy: HELLO! *falls to the ground*
Eliwood: WTF?
Sonia: *looks into Roy's Dream Mirror* I SEE The SPIRIT!!11
[19:50] J Random Sara: Ninian: OMG ROY!!!!
Lilina: !!!
[19:50] Roys My Boy 217: Sonia: *ties Lilina up* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Roy: *forces his dream mirror back in* Son of a bitch! Gimme my Spirit Guide back!
[19:51] J Random Sara: Senshi: OH NOES!
Raven, Lucius and the newly aged Nils: *appear*
[19:51] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Nils!
[19:51] J Random Sara: Nils: *uses his power to beat the crap out of Sonia*
[19:52] Roys My Boy 217: Sonia: OW. *lets go of Lilina's binds*
Roy: *unties Lilina*
[19:52] J Random Sara: Lilina: Roy!
Roy: Lilina!
[19:52] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *uses the Fuuin to seal Sonia in a mirror and breaks it*
[19:53] J Random Sara: Sonia: *dies*
Serra: Yay we're free OH MY WHO'S THAT?! *notices Erk*
[19:53] Roys My Boy 217: Erk: *BLUSH*
Roy: Lilina! *holds her*
[19:57] J Random Sara: Lilina: Roy! *sparkles*
Serra: Y HELO THAR CUTE STUFF!
Sain: *glances at Priscilla*
[19:57] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *leans in closer*
Erk: *BLUSHES more* Um...h-hello.
Priscilla: *glances at Sain*
[19:58] J Random Sara: Sain: ...So. *walks over* Now that you're not evil anymore, you wanna go out?
Serra: <3 Sorry about the whole trying to steal your dream mirror thing.
Lilina: *sparkles more*
[19:59] Roys My Boy 217: Erk: Erm, it's okay.
Priscilla: SURE! <3
Sonia: HAHAHAHAHA YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID! *steals Eliwood and takes him back to her lair, getting a glass shard stuck in his eye while she's at it*
Ninian: HEY BRING HIM BACK!
[20:00] J Random Sara: Sain: <3 ...OMG WE GOTTA SAVE ELIWOOD!
All: *transform*
[20:00] Roys My Boy 217: All: *run after her*
Sonia: MUWAHAHAHA. Eliwood loves me now!
Eliwood: You're beautiful, Sonia. *kiss*
Ninian: *BARF*
Roy: *flickers* WTF.
[20:01] J Random Sara: Sonia: HAHAHA I'M GONNA ERASE ROY OUT OF EXISTENCE.
Lilina: NOES!!!!!
[20:02] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *shaking Eliwood* Eliwood...snap out of it! If you don't...*crying* If you don't, I won't be born!
Eliwood: *smacks him away*
Roy: *cries*
Sonia: *captures Erk, Sain, Hector, and Lyn in mirrors* MUWAHAHA NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU NOW!
[20:03] J Random Sara: Rath: OH NOES!
Serra: Erk!
Priscilla: I have to save him!
Florina: YOU BASTARD! ...er...YOU HORRIBLE MEAN PERSON!
Athos: *arrives with the rest of the Outer Senshi* ...oh, shit, we're too late.
[20:03] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: *flickering in and out* Please, Eliwood...
[20:04] J Random Sara: Eliwood: ...OMG WTF AM I DOING! *breaks away from Sonia* HELP!!
Athos: EVERYONE COMBINE YOUR POWERS TOGETHER!
[20:04] Roys My Boy 217: People not in mirrors: *combine their powers*
Roy: *disappeared*
[20:05] J Random Sara: Lilina: NOES T_T
Athos: *uses his powers to break the mirrors*
Everyone: *forms a giant energy ball*
[20:05] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: *defeats Sonia once and for all*
[20:05] J Random Sara: Sonia: *ded*
[20:06] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: ROY!
Ninian: T_T
[20:06] J Random Sara: Roy: *reappears*
[20:06] Roys My Boy 217: Lilina: ROY!
Eliwood: OH THANK YOU JESUS.
[20:07] J Random Sara: Roy: Wow, that was a bitch.
[20:12] Roys My Boy 217: Lilina: *kiss*
[20:12] J Random Sara: Roy: *kisses back*
[20:12] Roys My Boy 217: Nils: Roy!
[20:13] J Random Sara: Roy: Nils! *blushes, suddenly feeling guilty*
Sophia: *shows up*
[20:13] Roys My Boy 217: Roy: Lilina, would you mind if I liked you and Nils?
[20:13] J Random Sara: Lilina: ...I could try to be okay with it.
Sophia: Lilina?
[20:13] Roys My Boy 217: Lilina: Yes?
Roy: *kisses Nils*
[20:14] J Random Sara: Nils: *kisses back*
Sophia: ...I...I came all this way, so...I could find you again...I really like you...
[20:14] Roys My Boy 217: Lilina: *blush*
Roy: *frenches*
[20:15] J Random Sara: Sophia: ... *blush, sparkles*
Nils: *frenches back*
[20:15] Roys My Boy 217: Roy and Nils: *making out*
Eliwood: ...Oh dear.
[20:16] J Random Sara: Ninian: @_@
Sophia: *glomps Lilina's arm* ...Um...I, ah, don't know what possessed me to...
[20:16] Roys My Boy 217: Lilina: No, it's okay.
Roy: Oh, Nils...!
[20:17] J Random Sara: Sophia: ...good. *snuggle*
Nils: *moan*
[20:17] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: ...
Nils: *unbuttons Roy's pants*
Roy: *moan*
[20:18] J Random Sara: Ninian: ...Let's leave them alone.
[20:18] Roys My Boy 217: Eliwood: ...LOOK AT WHAT OUR SON IS DOING.
Ninian: *ahems* I feel...you know...>3
Eliwood: ...OOOH. That. Okay. Let's find a bedroom or something.
[20:19] J Random Sara: Hector: ...our daughter is getting sparkly with another girl, Florina. @_@
[20:19] Roys My Boy 217: Florina: Speaking of getting sparkly...>3
[20:19] J Random Sara: Hector: <3 *kiss*
[20:19] Roys My Boy 217: Florina: *kisses back*
Lyn: Rath?
Sain and Priscilla: *making out like no tomorrow*
[20:20] J Random Sara: Rath: Lyn?
Serra: *has herself practically wrapped around Erk*
[20:21] Roys My Boy 217: Erk: *blushing*
Lyn: *pounce*
Nils: *thrusts*
Roy: Ohhhh Godddd...
[20:22] J Random Sara: Rath: <3 *kiss*
Serra: *grope*
[20:22] Roys My Boy 217: Erk: *moans*
Lilina: ORGY!
[20:22] J Random Sara: Sophia: *gropes* XD

[X-Over] An Ike/Pit scene. One Act.

2007-04-01T23:33:40Z

EliwoodGabriel = Sora, Pit, Elincia
Roys My Boy = Me, Ike, Mist, Rhys

[16:27] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: *yawns*
[16:28] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Hello there, Pit.
[16:28] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: Hi Ike...
[16:28] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: You look exhausted.
[16:29] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: I'm not feeling too hot.
[16:29] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Oh?
[16:29] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: *shakes his head8
[16:29] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: ...
[16:31] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: *lies down* ...Do I have a fever?
[16:31] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *feels his forehead* You feel warm...
[16:32] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: ...*takes Ike's hand*
[16:32] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *kisses his forehead*
[18:26] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: *wibbling*
[18:26] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: I'm sure you'll be fine. YOu're probably just getting a cold or something. I'll get Rhys.
[18:26] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: *nods*
[18:27] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *goes to get Rhys*
[18:27] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: *coughs heavily and faints unto the ground*
[18:28] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *comes back with Rhys* Pit! *lifts him up and places him on the bed*
[18:29] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: *breathes erraticly*
[18:31] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: What's wrong with him?
Rhys: He's got a fever and...*checks his pulse* He's very weak. But he should be fine. He's just exhausted and...*looks at the calendar* It looks like a Full Moon is tomorrow.
Ike: So he'll be fine.
Rhys: *nods*
Ike: That's good to hear.
[18:32] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: *twitches*
[18:32] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *sits on the bed beside him*
[18:33] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: *slowly gain conciousness* ...Ike...
[18:34] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Yes?
[18:35] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: ...You know about... my changes, right?
[18:35] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Yes, I do.
[18:37] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: ...Because... that's what's happening right now...
[18:37] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Seriously?
[18:38] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: *nods*
[18:38] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Well...what are we supposed to do?
[18:40] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: ...Let me... Let me rest. Just... don't move me.
[18:40] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Okay, love. *kisses his forehead*
[18:41] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: *closes his eyes*
[18:41] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *watches over him*
[18:44] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: *starts to slightly glow8
[18:45] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: ...
[19:17] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: *relaxes*
[19:17] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: ...
[19:19] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: *just stays there, waiting for midnight*
[19:19] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *stares off into space*
[19:20] EliwoodGabriel: *...later, as midnight comes near*
[19:20] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *half asleep*
[19:21] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: *now his body is slowly transforming...*
[19:42] EliwoodGabriel: Mist: *comes in* Ike?
[19:42] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Mm?
[19:42] EliwoodGabriel: Mist: ...What's happening to Pit?!
[19:42] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: He's turning into a woman.
[19:43] EliwoodGabriel: Mist: Oh.
[19:43] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Why?
[19:45] EliwoodGabriel: Mist: Because Elincia wants to talk to you.
[19:45] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: What about?
[19:45] EliwoodGabriel: Mist: ...Pit.
[19:46] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Oh. Um, alright. *gets up and leaves to find Elincia*
[19:47] EliwoodGabriel: Elincia: Ike, there you are!
[19:47] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: You called for me?
[19:50] EliwoodGabriel: Elincia: Yes. ...It's about your marriage.
[19:50] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: What about it?
[19:51] EliwoodGabriel: Elincia: Well... there is a reason why your mail isn't offered right away.
[19:51] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Pardon?
[19:52] EliwoodGabriel: Elincia: Pit's... got hate mail.
[19:53] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Okay...
[19:54] EliwoodGabriel: Elincia: *gives one of them to him* Read it. It's pretty bad... your fangirls are... well...
[19:54] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *reads it* Batshit insane.
[19:54] EliwoodGabriel: Elincia: Yes. They want to kill Pit/
[19:54] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Well, I won't let them.
[19:54] EliwoodGabriel: Elincia: ...Apparently they're trying to make a mob and things...
[19:55] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: They're like Midorikawa-san's fangirls.
[19:55] EliwoodGabriel: Elincia: There is one flaw about it, thought.
[19:55] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Oh?
[19:56] EliwoodGabriel: Elincia: *grins* Since your mail comes to us, they can't locate where you live.
[19:56] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: This is true.
[19:57] EliwoodGabriel: Elincia: I suggest it would be best if something happens to Pit that he- or she- can't get out.
[19:57] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Such as...?
[19:58] EliwoodGabriel: Elincia: ...What do you think?!
[19:58] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: I dunno?
[19:59] EliwoodGabriel: Elincia: *sighs* Sword and sheath, Ike, sword and sheath.
[19:59] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Making Pit pregnant?
[20:00] EliwoodGabriel: Elincia: Or whatever name he uses as a female.
[20:00] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: ...
[20:03] EliwoodGabriel: Elincia: Look, Ike, it's for his safety.
[20:03] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *sigh* I know but...
[20:04] EliwoodGabriel: Elincia: What?
[20:04] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Nevermind.
[20:07] EliwoodGabriel: Elincia: What's wrong, Ike?
[20:07] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Nothing. Nothing at all.
[20:09] EliwoodGabriel: Elincia: Fear of childbirth?
[20:09] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Yes.
[20:09] EliwoodGabriel: Elincia: That's what I thought.
[20:25] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: ...
[20:27] EliwoodGabriel: ElinciaL Ike?
[20:27] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Hmm?
[20:27] EliwoodGabriel: Elincia: Just... just do it.
[20:27] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: But what if he doesn't want to do it?
[20:28] EliwoodGabriel: Melaina: *comes in* I will.
[20:28] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Um...alright then.
[20:29] EliwoodGabriel: Melaina: *drags Ike off to a room*
[20:29] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: ...Ho boy.

[FE9 RPG log] "Jester Day". One Act.

2007-04-01T19:31:26Z

EliwoodGabriel is sorakh28
Roys My Boy217 is me.

A bit of info: Jester Day is Tellius's equivalent to April Fools.

[15:01] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: *sleeping*
Ike: *making cream in the kitchen, trying not to laugh*
[15:03] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: *preparing all the toilet paper* How much toilet paper do we need anyway, to make Soren think he's been mummified?
Rolf: Tons. Oh, and I've replaced Boyd's axe with a sword. He won't be able to fight. >3
Mist: I've also put a bucket of flour over Oscar's door, so when he opens it BAM.
[15:04] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: Okay, the cream's ready. Dad's going to have the shock of his life. Is Shinon's prank ready? What about Gatrie's?
[15:04] EliwoodGabriel: *I would assume the mummy!Soren was Ike's idea. XD*
[15:06] Roys My Boy 217: *Yep.*
Mist: Shinon's got all the gay pr0n taped to the walls, and Gatrie's got the tub of waffles and poptarts all set.
[15:06] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: ...The tub of waffles and poptart?
[15:07] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: Yes. Because Dad likes those for breakfast. Now he can bathe and eat breakfast AT THE SAME TIME.
Rolf: Wouldn't they get soggy?
Mist: ...I wouldn't know, I've never bathed in waffles and poptarts before.
[15:08] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: Okay, let's get in dad's room. Mist, you've got the feather?
[15:08] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: *holds up feather* Yep!
[15:08] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: *the trio sneaks into Greil's room. Ike puts cream into Greil's hands, then nods to Mist*
[15:09] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: *tickles Greil with the feather*
[15:09] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: *SMEARS cream all over his face* Arg!
Ike: *LAUGHS*
[15:09] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: *giggles*
[15:10] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: ...Jester's Day. I should have known. *gets up* Anyway, what other pranks do you have?
Ike: Soren's going to be a mummy!
[15:11] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: *snickers at the gay pr0n on Greil's walls*
Rolf: And Oscar's gonna get a mouthful of flour.
Mist: And Boyd has a whole stash of swords!
[15:12] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: ...What's with the pr0n on the walls?
[15:12] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: *bursts out laughing*
Rolf: THat was SHinon's idea.
[15:13] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: ...And the waffles and poptarts.
[15:13] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: Gatrie's.
[15:14] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: ...Is Shinon awake?
[15:14] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: *shrugs*
[15:14] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: Not yet.
[15:14] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: Good, because I have a prank for him as well.
[15:14] Roys My Boy 217: Rolf: Mist and I moved him from his room to Gatrie's, and they're both in very comprimising positions. >3
[15:15] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: Perfect! I'm sure there's a blowup doll of me around here...
Ike: *RED at his face not to laugh*
[15:16] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: *practically DIES*
[15:17] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: You okay, Mist?
Greil: *find the blow-up doll* Good, let's get in Gatrie's room!
[15:17] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: Oh, I'm fine. ...But why would Dad have a blowup doll of himself?
Rolf: ...Do we really want to know?
[15:18] EliwoodGabriel: Greil; It used to belong to your mother.
[15:18] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: o.o
[15:18] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: ...Father, you're not going to use my cream as well.
Greil: >D
[15:18] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: Oh boy.
[15:19] EliwoodGabriel: *So they're in Gatrie's room. Greil puts creams on the crotch of his blow-up doll, and puts it in front of Shinon's face*
Greil: Know how to wake them up? *looks around* And why are there flowers everywhere?
Ike: My idea.
[15:20] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: *takes out a dog whistle and blows*
Shinon: OH GOD MY EARS.
[15:20] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: *is hidding*
[15:21] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: *ditto*
Gatrie: *wakes up* Shinon? ...WHAT THE HELL?
[15:21] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: *comes in again for shits and giggles, fake voice* OMG! SHINON, GATRIE! HOW COULD YOU!!!
[15:23] Roys My Boy 217: Gatrie: ...*sees the blow up doll* OH GODDESS! *jumps out of the bed as fast as humanly possible* Shinon! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?
Shinon: I swear to the Goddess above this wasn't here when I went to bed!
Gatrie: SURE.
[15:23] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: *comes out of the closet, laughing his fucking head off*
[15:24] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: O.O YOU! COMMANDER GREIL THIS IS...this is...this is highly...*can't speak*
Gatrie: ...This was a joke?
Mist: *laughing her ass off*
[15:24] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: YES! It's Jester's Day! ...Wait. Has anyone pranked me yet?
[15:25] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: *giggles* Ike, you do realise you're wearing Titania's skirt, right?
[15:26] Roys My Boy 217: Rolf: And it says "Foxy lady" on the butt.
[15:26] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: *looks down* ...Nice. Switch my clothes with Titania, right? ...What IS our prank with Titania again?
[15:27] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: Have her covered with eggs, dirt, and Soren's boxers on her head.
[15:27] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: Yes. Right. I forgot. ...Oh, Mist, you don't wanna see what I did in your room. *giggles*
[15:27] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: ...What did you do?
[15:28] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: Let's just say I'm not the only one who's clothing is switched.
[15:28] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: ...Who did you switch it with?
[15:28] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: Well, remember last year, I found Mom's old stuff...
[15:29] EliwoodGabriel: *Basicly, Mist is wearing her mom's clothes. XD*
[15:29] Roys My Boy 217: *Ah.*
Mist: *looks at what she's wearing* I'm wearing Mom's stuff!
[15:30] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: You look nice in them, Mist. *tries not to laugh at how much she resembles Elena*
[15:30] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: *crosses her arms* IKE SHOULD BE WEARING THEM 'CAUSE HE RESEMBLES MOM THE MOST.
[15:31] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: How?
[15:31] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: *giggles*
[15:31] Roys My Boy 217: Rolf: You didn't look in a mirror recently, have you, Ike?
[15:31] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: *runs to a mirror* YOU PUT MAKEUP ON ME.
[15:31] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: *falls over laughing*
[15:31] Roys My Boy 217: Rolf: And hair extentions!
[15:31] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: You should see what I did on Boyd. XD
[15:32] Roys My Boy 217: Boyd: *GIRLY SHRIEK*
[15:32] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: What did you do?
[15:32] Roys My Boy 217: Oscar: *opens his door to check on Boyd*
Bucket of Flour: *FALL*
Oscar: *drenched in flour* *cough*
[15:33] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: ...Let's just say I'm pretty good at making fake scars and blood.
[15:33] Roys My Boy 217: Boyd: OH GOD WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO RALPH? NOOOOOOOOOOOES.
[15:33] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: ...Ralph?
[15:34] Roys My Boy 217: Rolf: That's what he named his friend in his pants.
[15:34] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: *goes to the bathroom to see his mini* ...Dad, did you just drew a smiley face on Ike Jr?
[15:34] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: *sporfle*
[15:35] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: *dies*
[15:35] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: *comes back* Let's wake up Titania. ...Also, is Soren fully wrapped?
[15:35] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: Yep!
[15:35] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: Alright.
[15:35] Roys My Boy 217: Soren: *wakes up*
[15:36] Roys My Boy 217: Soren: MMPH.
[15:36] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: *walks to Soren* Hi Soren. *tries not to laugh*
[15:36] Roys My Boy 217: Soren: MMPPH!
[15:37] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: *rips the toilet paper appart* You okay? *tries not to laugh at Soren's hair- Ike put pink dye in it*
[15:37] Roys My Boy 217: Soren: Oh, just dandy. Waking up nearly suffocating on toilet paper is just so invigorating.
[15:38] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: ...*shows Soren a mirror*
[15:38] Roys My Boy 217: Soren: O.O WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PRECIOUS BLACK LOCKS?
[15:38] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: *almost falls down laughing*
[15:38] Roys My Boy 217: Soren: *wibble*
[15:38] EliwoodGabriel: Titania: *screams&
[15:38] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: XD
[15:39] EliwoodGabriel: Titania: *comes in* ...Who's idea was this?
[15:39] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: *SPORFLE*
[15:40] EliwoodGabriel: Titania: Also, Ike, there's blood on your bed.
Ike: WHAT? *runs to his room*
[15:40] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
[15:40] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: ...Okay. Elena and Pit are the ones left.
[15:40] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: I tied Pit's wings to the headboard of his bed.
[15:41] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: And your mother?
[15:41] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: I didn't do anything to her except dress her up in some really revealing things.
[15:42] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: *nosebleed*
Ike: Oh, and I made fake tattoos on her.
Greil: *BIGGER nosebleed*
[15:42] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: Dad, you're getting blood on the freshly mopped floors.
[15:42] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: Sorry... *puts hand over nose*
[15:43] Roys My Boy 217: Oscar: ...Okay, who threw flour in a bucket and dumped it on me?
[15:43] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: That wasn't my idea. ...Thought, Oscar... *laughs as he points as his clothes*
[15:43] Roys My Boy 217: Oscar: WTF.
[15:44] EliwoodGabriel: Titania: They're upside down!
[15:44] EliwoodGabriel: Elena: *comes in the room* ...This isn't very funny.
Greil: *FAINTS*
[15:44] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: *DIES*
[15:44] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: ...What about Pit?
[15:45] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: *shows him Pit*
[15:45] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: ...Pit!
[15:45] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: But he's tied to the headboard and then you can...do stuff.
[15:46] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: *STARES at Mist*
[15:46] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: What?
[15:46] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: I don't feel like bondage today!
[15:46] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: ...
[15:46] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: So?
[15:48] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: *removes the stuff Pit is tied too* ...Pit. Pit, wake up.
[15:48] Roys My Boy 217: Pit: *turns over*
[15:48] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: ...Pit...?
[15:48] Roys My Boy 217: Pit: *SNOORE*
[15:48] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: ...*takes out megaphone* WAKE UP, PITSTER!
[15:48] Roys My Boy 217: Pit: *jumps out of bed and into the ceiling, literally* Owww...
[15:49] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: ...Are you alright? *worried*
[15:49] Roys My Boy 217: Pit: I'm fine. Dandy. *rubs head*
[15:50] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: ...Looks like there wasn't many pranks on you, just the tied up thing.
[15:50] Roys My Boy 217: Pit: I was tied up?
[15:51] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: Mist's idea.
[15:51] Roys My Boy 217: Pit: ...How come you never tie me up?
[15:52] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: ...Well, I'm not into bondage! And I'd rather that you tie my up.
[15:52] Roys My Boy 217: Pit: Ooooh...>3
[16:02] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: ...Anyway. There's just one last person I can't wait to hear scream.
[16:02] Roys My Boy 217: Pit: Oh?
[16:02] EliwoodGabriel: Me: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[16:02] Roys My Boy 217: Jayden: WTF.
Pit: I'm assuming that was the Mun?
[16:03] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: Yes. Guess what I put on her walls?
[16:03] Roys My Boy 217: Pit: What?
[16:05] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: ...Me/You smut. XD
[16:05] Roys My Boy 217: Pit: ...Then why would she scream?
[16:08] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: ...Mainly because she doesn't want to wake up with a gigantic poster of us getting it on.
[16:08] Roys My Boy 217: Pit: Ah. Where'd you get the poster?
[16:12] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: My dad.
[16:12] Roys My Boy 217: Pit: ...
[16:12] Roys My Boy 217: Jayden: Interesting poster...
[16:15] EliwoodGabriel: Me: Take it off. You can have it! *wibbles*
[16:15] Roys My Boy 217: Jayden: o.O Um, okay...XD
Pit: I was going to ask where your dad got it, but on second thought, perhaps I don't want to know.
[16:17] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: *comes in* I intended for it to be blackmail for the two of you.
[16:17] Roys My Boy 217: Pit: o.O
[16:19] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: It would seem it didn't work.
[16:19] EliwoodGabriel: Me: *finally has the posters down* *sighs* *notices she's wearing Ike's ranger clothes* ...
[16:20] Roys My Boy 217: Jayden: I would've thought they'd be too big...
Mist: WOO.
Jayden: ...
[16:21] EliwoodGabriel: Me: What, am I attractive wearing Ike's clothes?
[16:21] Roys My Boy 217: Jayden: *nods*
Mist: If I were a guy...yeah.
[16:22] EliwoodGabriel: Me: ...
Ike: *cough* Who put shaving cream in Pit's clothing?
[16:22] Roys My Boy 217: Me: THAT WOULD BE ME.
[16:23] EliwoodGabriel: Me: ...You should see what I did to Greil.
[16:24] Roys My Boy 217: Me: Which was what?
[16:24] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: OKAY, WHY AM I WEARING A THONG?
[16:24] Roys My Boy 217: Mist: *covers eyes*
Pit: O.O
Me: ...
[16:25] EliwoodGabriel: Me: ...*sighs*

[FE7 RPG log] A One Act RP with the Idiot Included.

2007-04-01T03:00:17Z

riouna is Erik of Laus
Cat is Eliwood of Pherae
Slash/Hector is Hector of Ostia
Reinlin is Uther of Ostia, Hector's older brother
Sam is Matthew
Trish is Serra
and Yasmine is Aquafina
Also starring...
The Idiot aka BaS as herself.

riouna: You Golden Boys sicken me.
Slash: That's nice. You want a bucket or something, Erik? Or do you think you could hold it until I'm not here?
Cat: Hector...
Slash: What?
Cat: Be nice.
Slash: Pfft. He's a waste of my precious time.
riouna: At least I go to Numbers Class.
Slash: OH THAT'S IT. YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
Cat: *siiigh*
Reinlin: Hey, break it up you three.
Cat: But I wasn't fighting.
Slash: C'mon, Uther, you're a stick in the mud.
Reinlin: Please. I don't want one more bloody, broken nose to explain to Marquess Laus.
Slash: Darin's a pushover with you, Uth'.
Reinlin: But even so, no fighting.
Slash: ...You suck.
Reinlin: At least I can add.
Slash: Hey! That's why Elimine created calculators.
Cat: Actually, Hartmut created the Abacus.
Slash: ...And I care why?
Cat: ...
Slash: You're such a geek, Eli.
Cat: Thank you.
Slash: *ruffles his hair*
Cat: Hector...
Slash: XP
Slash has changed his/her nickname to Hector.
BaS: heyy erick of laos i my charrie!!!!
Hector: Uh, no, he's not.
riouna: Yeah, Erick of Laos isn't yours.
Cat: Who the hell is Erick of Laos?
Hector: *shrugs*
BaS: riounas charrie hes not urs hes mine i left on vacataion nd now im told hes not mine and u stoled him ur meen nd thats against da rules y r the mods not loking in2 this???
Cat: Because there's no need. Riouna has Erik legitimately. She submitted the necessary prompts and got him. We've told you this before, BaS.
Hector: Look here, BaS, Erik is no longer yours. We've told you this several times. Are you that thick that you can't understand? *turns to Eliwood* AM I NOT SPEAKING COMMON?
Cat: I don't think she understands Common, actually.
Hector: Well, that would explain a lot of things. Does she understand Ostianese, then? XD
Cat: Doubt it.
Reinlin: Gibberish? El Stupidese?
Hector: Probably the latter.
BaS: heyy i can reed u no
Hector: I've seen bandits with better reading skills than you.
Sam: I'm nothing but a lowly thief and I can read better than this girl can.
Hector: That's because you work for House Ostia, Matthew.
Sam: Ah, true. Hey, Serra, get away! This is a manly discussion!
Trish: Pfft. Nothing's too private for me! ^_^
Sam: Where's Erk when we need him?
Hector: I have no idea.
BaS: i juts want my charrie back
Hector: Go call up Intelligent Systems and ask for him back, then. Just make sure you get someone who can speak Japanese for you to make said call.
BaS: wuts inteligent suystems????
Hector: *headdesk*
Hector: My friend Sara (not Serra) thinks you're retarded.
BaS: were iz dis sarah grrl???
Hector: You're unworthy of such awesomeness.
Cat: She's on par with Elimine, here.
Reinlin: Yeah.
Sam: I'm sure Sain would comment on her beauty if he were here. But he's not. He's probably scoping out the ladies in the Square or something.
Trish: With Erk and Kent in tow, no doubt.
Sam: I thought Erk was asexual...?
Trish: Nu uh. He loves meeee.
Sam: I'd be asexual, too, if I was him.
Trish: Hey!
Hector: Shut up, you two, you're giving me a headache.
Trish: *siddles up to Uther* Why hello there!
Reinlin: *clearly uncomfortable*
Hector: And stop hitting on my brother, Serra.
Cat: XD
BaS: y waz my charrie teken 4rom me, anywai???
Hector: Because Erik of Laus doesn't use magic.
Cat: Yeah, he uses lances.
riouna: I wouldn't use something so pansy as magic. Lances are a sign of manliness.
Hector: Then you shouldn't be using one.
riouna: I hate you, Hector of Ostia.
Hector: Oh, believe me, the hate is completely mutual here, Erik of Laus.
riouna: *glares*
Hector: Pfft.
BaS: its called beeing createive u dewsh bag!!!!1
Hector: *arms Wolf Beil* I'm sorry, did you say something?
riouna: Ooh. Even I wouldn't call Hector a douche bag.
Hector: No, actually, it was more of a "dewsh bag", whatever the hell that is.
riouna: Perhaps it's Jewish?
Hector: For what?
riouna: "Bold and Stupid is a jack off that needs a life and needs to let the sexy and powerful and better than Hector Erik of Laus beat her up".
Hector: That sounds reasonable, except the "sexy and powerful and better than Hector" part.
Cat: Haha.
riouna: Bitch.
Hector: I'm sorry, I'm not your mother.
Cat: Burn.
BaS: u ppl maek no sencse.
Hector: I believe the term you were looking for was "douche bag".
BaS: wats a douche bag???
Hector: ...You know, I think I'm gonna need another axe. Like the Devil Axe.
Cat: But what if you critical and die?
Hector: ...Serra has a Valkyrie staff, right?
Trish: Yep!
Hector: Then we've got nothing to worry about.
Cat: ...
Hector: You're right. I said that in Fuuin and look at what happened: I died.
Hector: But that happens twenty years from now.
Cat: Where you have a beard and a moustache. *snicker*
Hector: Hey! It's not my fault my dream came true!
Cat: Sure, Hec'. I believe you. *cough*Not*cough*.
Hector: Grr...you laughed. Again. And keep your future son away from my daughter.
Cat: But that's the best ending in Fuuin!
Hector: Your son can run off with Rath's kid or even Guinivere.
Cat: ...Zephiel's sister? She's FIVE.
Hector: NOT IN FUUIN.
Cat: Oh. OH. Heh. Of course.
Hector: ...Or your son could run off with someone else's kid.
Cat: Feh. Come on, Hec'. Admit it. You like Roy/Lilina.
Hector: I'm not admitting squat, Eliwood Elbert Pherae.
Cat: ...
Hector: HA! THAT SILENCED HIM!
Cat: Alright Hector Paris Ostia. Whatever you say.
Hector: !!!
Reinlin: *snerk*
riouna: HAHAHAHAHA HECTOR'S MIDDLE NAME IS PARIS! WHAT A FAGGOTY NAME.
Reinlin: Hey! Our father's name was Paris!
Hector: *hits Erik with Wolf Beil causing ten damage*
riouna: OW.
Cat: XD
BaS: paris??? were do u get paris 4rom?????
Hector: Hector is the name of Paris's brother in Greek Mythology.
Reinlin: You know...Paris of Troy?
BaS: who??
Hector: ...Wow. Everyone knows about Paris and Helen and Hector and the Trojan Horse. It was in the fuckin' Illiad.
Cat: That would be Iliad, and watch your mouth. Serra's here, and it's not polite to curse in front of women.
Hector: Yes, Kent, I understand.
Cat: ....I am not Kent.
Hector: You sounded like him just then.
Cat: ...
Hector: *snerk*
Cat: ?
Hector: Your naivity is going to be the end of you, Eliwood.
BaS: ...u ppl r weerd.
Hector: Pardon? I don't speak Bandit.
Sam: I've heard bandits speak Common before.
Hector: It's a joke, Matthew. A joke.
Cat: XD
Hector: It must be the blond hair.
Sam: If that's true, then Eliwood must have quite the temper.
Hector: He's one of the more docile red heads. And he's not Irish.
Sam: ...Irish?
Hector: You know. A Leprechun.
Sam: Are those like Elves?
Hector: ...No.
Trish: Legolas is hot.
Hector: ...And she likes my brother how?
Reinlin: I'd like to know that, too.
Yasmine: I WAS NAMED AFTER A BRAND OF WATER.
Hector: And we don't care.
Yasmine: BTW, my daughter sexes up your son, Eliwood.
Cat: ...Joy.
Yasmine has left the chat.
Hector: I hate Aquafina.
riouna: Yeah. It makes me piss a lot.
Hector: ...All water does that.
Cat: Duh, Erik.
riouna: Shut up. I'll piss on your girlfriend's face.
Hector: *readys his axe* Touch Florina and I will rip you limb from limb.
riouna: You mean that Pegasus Knight chick? Pfft. Who would want her?
Hector: *PWNS Erik*
riouna: OWWIES.
Hector: XP
Cat: Pwned.
Cat: *cuts Erik up with his rapier* That goes for Ninian, too. Touch her and I will shove my rapier up your ass so far it'll come out of your mouth.
Hector: !!! Eliwood!
Cat: What?
Hector: You're so violent! Violence is not the answer! *mock shock*
Cat: Look who's talking. You've picked a fight with the headmaster, Hector.
Reinlin: Oh yes. I remember that. *glares*
Hector: He called you a wimp. Family pride, Uth'. Family pride.
Reinlin: Mother and Father would whip you with a belt if they were alive and you did something like that.
Hector: I like being whipped. It's kinky.
Cat: *BLUSH*
Hector: Watch out for the quiet ones. They're good in bed.
Cat: *BLUSH!!*
Hector: Heh.
Reinlin: ...
riouna: ...

[FE7 RPG log] Three Acts, One Idiot.

2007-03-31T23:06:53Z

BaS is Bold and Stupid.
Cat is angelofsorrows. She RPs as Eliwood in this log. She's one of the Mods
riouna is one of the other Mods. She RPs as whoever we need her for. She currently RPs as Erik of Laus. (She's not RPing as him in this log, though.)
slashismyoxygen7 is me/sailorvfan10. I'm the admin of the Room. I also RP as Hector and Roy in the log. (Under the nicks Hector and Roy, respectively.)

BaS: i thought hector was sum big mucle man who onlie lieked 2 fight nd bet ppl w/his axx???
Cat: ...What version of Rekka were you playing?
BaS: ...wats rekka??????
slashismyoxygen7: *HEADDESK*
Cat: ...Roy?
slashismyoxygen7: Yesh?
Cat: I think BaS has issues s/he needs to work out.
slashismyoxygen7: ...No kiddin'.
BaS: roy??? i thot u were hector!!!
slashismyoxygen7: ...I'll let that slide because you weren't around when that nickname started.
BaS: wat?
slashismyoxygen7: Nothing. I'm gonna tell you this right now, Er, and I'm gonna be frank.
BaS: ...y r u gona b frank??? i thoght u were hector.
slashismyoxygen7: *HEADDESK*
Cat: What Roy means is that in order to continue role playing as Erik, you're going to have to show us you can keep him Canonically In Character.
BaS: k
Cat: Which means, until then, Erik's open.
BaS: no he isnt
slashismyoxygen7: Yes, he is.
slashismyoxygen7 changes his/her nickname to Roy.
Roy: Which means you need to follow the submission guidelines and write a reason on why you want to RP as Erik and then you need to show Erik's reaction to certain prompts. An example is on the Channel main page.
BaS: his reation?? wat dose dat mean??
Roy: *kills self*
riouna: NO ROY YOU CAN'T DIE WE NEED YOU TO MOD.
Roy: ...Unfortunately, I can't escape this hellhole I call Pherae.
riouna: Is the countryside really that boring?
Roy: Yes. And it's unbearable when there are idiots like "Erik of Laus" over there. Though I do wonder if he's feeling alright these days...
riouna: I see.
Cat: Master Roy's not going to kill himself again. Sir Marcus and I made sure of that.
Roy: I hate you, Wolt.
Cat: Good. XP
Roy: XP
BaS: wat ix going on???
Roy: ...
Cat: ...
riouna: Wow. Stupidity breeds, eh?
Roy: Unfortunately.
BaS: whose riouna??
riouna: ...How long have you been here?
BaS: 3 months
riouna: Goddesses are you stupid.
Roy: Which is why I call her Bold and Stupid. Bold for having the gall to completely ignore the guidelines and somehow still get accepted and stupid for...well...breathing.
BaS: heyy dats mean!! i tought u were suposed 2 stay in cherecter acording 2 ur naem
Roy: *siiigh* I am. If you looked at Roy's LJ, you'd realise this.
Cat: I think I'm going to change my nick to Marth.
Roy: Why?
Cat: Because I just realised that this is his account. XD
Roy: ...Wow, Cat. XD
riouna: And so you RP Wolt on Marth's account? WHUT? LOL.
Roy: Which is why I have an alias I use for all RPing.
BaS: im lost.
Roy: So we've noticed. Where're you heading? I can help.
riouna: Roy's got a map of Elibe on his fucking wall, man.
Roy: That's how I roll, yo.
BaS: ...whu plays eliwodo?
Roy: That would be Cat.
BaS: oic
Roy: Netspeak's against the rules. Type right.
BaS: u cant tel me wat 2 do
Roy: ...Yes I can, actually.
BaS: rly?
Roy: Ya rly.
BaS: ...how???
Roy: I'm the administrater, which means I can ban your ass from here permanently. But Roy's too nice and calm for that. Hector, however, would kick your ass just because you deserve it and you're clearly from Bern. That and/or you're Erik.
BaS: y wuld hector bet erick?
Roy: ...*HEADDESK* DO YOU NOT PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THE RPG?
Cat: You do know Erik fears and hates Hector, right?
BaS: erick dosent fear hector he culd kick hectors ass wit 1 hit
Roy: *SPORFLE*
BaS: sporfle??????
BaS: ?????
[insert her spamming the room]
Cat kicks Bold and Stupid from "Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken RPG".
riouna: That bitch is annoying as heck.
Roy: I should seriously report her to badrperssuck.
Cat: You should.
Bold and Stupid has entered the chat.
BaS: wth????
Roy: *speechless*
BaS: i haev awsum hax wit erickl and he culd kick hectors @$$ LOL.
Roy has changed his/her name to Hector.
Hector criticals Bold and Stupid with Wolf Beil.
Hector bans IP [blocked for obvious reasons].
riouna: Nice critical, Hector!
Hector: Thank you, thank you. Erik pissed me off. That and that was for what he did to Eliwood yesterday.
Cat: He pushed me, Hec'. It wasn't such a big deal.
Hector: NO ONE'S ALLOWED TO PUSH YOU AROUND. Man, that felt good.
riouna: You have anger management problems.
Hector: Nah. I get my stress relief from sparring with Eli.
Cat: I won yesterday's match 5 to 2.
Hector: Eh? I think not. It was you had three, and I had five.
Cat: You jest.
Hector: I think not.
Cat: I'm surprised you can count.
Hector: Oh?
Cat: ...Whose snoring makes the rafters shake during Numbers?
Hector: I say we have a duel and decide this once and for all!
Cat: And I'll win and you'll make up some numbers.
Hector: I fight fair. That guy you sparred with yesterday--
Cat: Rene?
Hector: Yes. He fought dirty. Oh, and how's your arm?
Cat: Much better, Hector, thanks to you.
Hector: You cried.
Cat: I did not!
Hector: You did too!
Cat: ...Let's talk not about my crying. It was manly crying, first of all.
Hector: ...Men don't cry, Eli.
Cat: Your brother probably cries every night knowing that his baby brother is probably going to end up in prison someday.
Hector: Uther loves me. He wouldn't think that.
Cat: Oh, I'm sure.
Hector: He wouldn't! He'd throw me through the wall before any of that happened.
Cat: Touché.

riouna left and reinlin took her place. Reinlin RPs as Uther, the marquess of Ostia during Rekka no Ken. (He later dies.) During this part of the RPG, I was found under the nick Hector.

Act II - In Which Uther Is Underappreciated
Cat: DID EVERYONE DIIIIIIE?
reinlin: There are about 45 people in here and about two are talking.
Cat: This sucks.
Hector: ...
Cat: What's wrong, Hec'?
Hector: This chatroom sucks without Erik.
Cat: Aww, Hector likes Erik.
Hector: EWW NO WAY. I just miss picking on him and throwing him into things.
Cat: Suuuuure, Hector.
Hector: Eliwood...
Cat: Hee hee.
Hector: If you weren't my best friend I'd smack you right now.
Cat: You know you love me.
Hector: ...
Reinlin: WHY AM I UNDERAPPRECIATED?
Hector: Because no one likes you, Uther. Including me.
Reinlin: You suck as a younger brother. Can I trade you for Eliwood?
Hector: Nope, sorry, you're stuck with me. XP
Reinlin: Damn.

Act III - In Which Hector Skips Numbers--Again
Reinlin: Hector, are you skipping Numbers again?
Hector: ...Nuuuu...*whistles~*
Reinlin: Eliwood, is he?
Cat: Why does everyone ask me?!
Reinlin: Because you're his best friend.
Cat: ...Yes, he skipped.
Hector: ELIWOOD!
Cat: *small voice* Sorry...
Hector: T_T
Reinlin: Hector! What am I gonna do with you? How are you going to do math?
Hector: It's called an Abacus. XP
Cat: Those things are useless. I use this! *drags out a calculator that dates back from 1957*
Hector: That thing's more clunky than the precursour to the calculator.

[FE9 RPG Log] The Three Act Souen RPG

2007-03-31T21:55:22Z

EliwoodGabriel is sorakh28
Roys My Boy217 is me/sailorvfan10

X-posted to sailorvfan10

[13:02] EliwoodGabriel: On another note, Greil tipping is still making me giggle. XD
[13:02] Roys My Boy 217: Souen's soundtrack is addicting. XD
[13:02] Roys My Boy 217: GREIL TIPPING.
[13:02] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: *tips Greil over* REVENGE!
[13:02] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: *kicks Shinon's ass without any weapons*
[13:04] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: *is on the ground, twitching*
Gatrie: Are you alright, Shinon?
Shinon: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M ALRIGHT? *using Provoke skill*
Gatrie: *is Provoked* *beats Shinon up*
Shinon: DAMN ME AND MY PROVOKE SKILL.
Gatrie: ...Do you need help getting up or anything?
Shinon: ...DOES IT LOOK LIKE I NEED HELP? OF COURSE I NEED HELP.
Gatrie: Someone's having their peeeerioood...
Shinon: Mist?
Gatrie: NO. YOU.
Shinon: ...
[13:04] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: *laughs insanely* Shinon's a men, he can't have a period!
[13:05] Roys My Boy 217: Gatrie: Oh, and you would know from experience whether Shinon was a man or not, eh, Ike? *snicker*
Shinon: I WOULD NEVER STICK MY DICK UP HIS GLORY HOLE.
[13:05] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: No, I often see Shinon streaking when he's plastered.
[13:06] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: ...Perhaps this is a good time to get sobered up, eh?
Gatrie: You streak when you're plastered? WHERE AM I WHEN THESE THINGS HAPPEN?
Shinon: In the bathroom, puking your guts up 'cause you suck at holding your liquor.
Gatrie: ...
[13:08] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: Which is why I only take ONE bottle of ale.
[13:09] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: ...Yeah, and that one time you felt Soren up.
Gatrie: *snort* I remember Ike doing that! XDD That was hilarious!
Soren: *Wind tome's Gatrie's ass*
Gatrie: HAHAHAHAHA MY ARMOUR IS SUPERIOR.
Soren: ...XP
[13:10] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: That was the time I crossdressed and thought I was a chick.
[13:10] Roys My Boy 217: Gatrie: ...Oh yeah, and then Titania kicked your butt for raiding her closet.
[13:11] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: ...I did it twice?!
[13:11] Roys My Boy 217: Gatrie: ...Does your boyfriend know you crossdress?
[13:12] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: Soren's not my boyfriend, he's my ex-boyfriend. *goes off and huggles Pit*
[13:12] Roys My Boy 217: Gatrie: Wait, when did you and Soren break up?
Shinon: After he thought Ike went off the deep end.
Gatrie: Oh.
[13:12] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: ...Huh? When did I got off the deep end?
[13:13] Roys My Boy 217: Gatrie: That and Ike's cluelessness.
Shinon: Ha! I'd dump him too for his cluelessness. Good thing I'm not with him to begin with.
[13:14] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: No, seriously, when did I got off the deep end? I don't remember that happening.
[13:15] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: ...That's because you didn't. I simply said Soren broke up with you after he thought you went off the deep end. Comprende?
[13:16] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: ...Shinon? I broke up with HIM.
[13:16] EliwoodGabriel: Soren: Meaning he's the one who said he couldn't see me as a permanent partner.
[13:17] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: Heh. Can't blame him.
[13:17] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: *molests Ike*
Ike: <3
[13:18] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: 'Ey, that angel guy looks like a girl.
Gatrie: Shinon...
Shinon: What?
Gatrie: Behave.
Shinon: Tch.
[13:19] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: You look more girlier than I do, Shin.
[13:19] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: I do not.
[13:19] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: Yes, you do, Shinon.
[13:20] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: YOU WANNA KNOW WHO'S GIRLY? LUCIUS FROM REKKA NO KEN.
[13:22] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: Old news.
Greil: Mmmmm.
Pit: Everyone's gay for Bridget in Guilty Gear as well.
[13:22] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: ...YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT A GIRL?
[13:22] Roys My Boy 217: Gatrie: *snicker*
[13:23] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: *LAUGHING HIS SIDES HURTS*
[13:23] Roys My Boy 217: Gatrie: Wow, Shin. Wow. *coughs* That's...that's great. Woo. *wipes tears from his eyes* Wow.
Shinon: *fires an arrow*
Gatrie: HAHAHA, MY ARMOUR IS--OW! *hit in the head with an arrow*
Shinon: Serves you right.
[13:24] EliwoodGabriel: Uke!Ike: *grabs Shinon* Will you have sex with me?
Ike: OY.
[13:25] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: *pushes Uke!Ike away* FUCK NO.
[13:28] EliwoodGabriel: Uke!Ike: *gropes Shinon*
Ike: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Sora, a little help here.
Sora: Sorry, I'm too buzy babysitting Ike and Pit's kids.
[13:28] Roys My Boy 217: Gatrie: Ike and Pit have kids how?
Shinon: *fires a barrage of arrows at Uke!Ike*
[13:29] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: Well, on each Full Moon I'm a woman for three days...
Uke!Ike: *dodges arrows ala Matrix*
[13:30] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: GRAH! *beats Uke!Ike up*
Gatrie: THat looked like it hurt. *wince*
...But if you're a woman for three days, how exactly CAN YOU HAVE KIDS IF THEY TAKE NINE MONTHS?
[13:32] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: I stay a woman for nine months and more.
[13:32] EliwoodGabriel: Uke!Ike: *WHIMPERS*
[13:32] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: OH GREAT. I have his stupid uke blood on my clothes. THESE STAINS ARE A BITCH TO GET OUT.
[13:33] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: *beats the shit out of Shinon for hurting his uke self*
Greil: *joins in*
[13:34] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: Hey! It was in self defense! HE WAS PRACTICALLY MOLESTING ME.
[13:34] Roys My Boy 217: Gatrie: *Rescues Shinon*
[13:35] EliwoodGabriel: Uke!Ike: Daddy... *goes next to Ike*
Ike: It's okay, Paris... It's okay.
[13:37] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: *is Rescued* He's more annoying than his non-Uke self. Tch.
Gatrie: Now, now, Shinon...
Shinon: *is pissed*
Gatrie: *gives him a bottle of ale* Here.
Shinon: I'LL NEED FIVE OF THESE.
Gatrie: ...What, so you can give the whole Base a thrill?
Shinon: ...
[13:37] EliwoodGabriel: Marth: *gives everyone a stripshow*
[13:38] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: ...WTF.
Me: o.o WOO. TAKE IT OFF!
Gatrie: *overs Jayden's eyes*
Me: HEY! I WANNA SEEEE.
Gatrie: You're too young for that.
Me: OH BULLSHIT.
[13:41] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: *drooling*
Pit: *same as Ike*
[13:41] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: *siiiigh, drinks ale*
[13:42] EliwoodGabriel: Marth: *puts back clothes on* Okay, your turn Ike.
Ike: *strips*
[13:43] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: *BARF*
Gatrie: You alright, Shin?
Shinon: OH GODDESS, IKE NAKED. RUN.
Me: I think it's pretty hot.
Shinon: You have problems.
Me: I know I do, but that's not the point.
[13:45] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: ...*slight drool*
Me: OO
[13:45] Roys My Boy 217: Me: O.O
[13:46] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: ...Sorry. *wipes it off*
Ike: FATHER THAT WAS DISTURBING.
[13:47] Roys My Boy 217: Me: I SECOND THAT MOTION.
Shinon: *in the bathroom*
Gatrie: I THIRD IT.
[13:47] EliwoodGabriel: Me: I think Greil misses Elena.
[13:48] Roys My Boy 217: Me: So he drools over his son stripping?
[13:48] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: Yes. I miss Elena, and Ike sometimes reminds me of her more than his sister.
[13:49] Roys My Boy 217: ...But that doesn't mean you should drool over him. o.O Ike/Greil is kind of...not my cuppa.
[13:49] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: Sorry. XD
[13:50] EliwoodGabriel: Me: YOU BETTER SAY THAT. *kicks Greil in the shin*
[13:51] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: *comes back* What'd I miss?
Gatrie: The Boss just got kicked in the shin by Sora for drooling over Ike.
Shinon: ...Ew.
Gatrie: Yeah.
[13:51] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I MISS MY WIFE.
[13:52] Roys My Boy 217: Dude. Calm down.
Gatrie: *backs away slowly*
[13:53] EliwoodGabriel: Elena: *comes in as an angel* Okay, what did I miss?
Greil: OMG ELENA. *takes her to his room and there's uNF coming out not long after*
[13:53] Roys My Boy 217: ...Oh dear. Wait, can you even fuck an angel?
Gatrie: ...
[13:54] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: ...Well, she's the same kind of angel as I am.
[13:54] Roys My Boy 217: BUT YOU'RE GREEK.
[13:55] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: *shruggs*
[13:55] Roys My Boy 217: But I love you anyway! ^___^
[13:56] EliwoodGabriel: Pit: Thanks!
[13:57] Roys My Boy 217: ^_^
Gatrie: *shakes Shinon* Shin?
Shinon: *drunk as a lark* WEEE. COLOURS. ^_^
[13:58] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: oO
Pit: Let's make HIM crossdress! XD
[13:58] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: *stumbles and falls* x_x...^_^
[13:59] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: *groans*
[14:00] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: I'M GONNA FLYYYY. *jumps off the roof*
Gatrie: OH SHIT! SHINON! NOES! *catches*
Shinon: I guess my wings didn't grow yet! ^_^
[14:00] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: ...Someone make him stop.
Mist: *holds up skillet*
[14:01] Roys My Boy 217: Gatrie: Shin?
Shinon: Yesh?
Gatrie: *knocks him out*
Shinon: *conked out*
[14:01] EliwoodGabriel: Mist: ...*looks at her skillet* Aww, but I wanted to conk him out...
[14:01] Roys My Boy 217: ...
Gatrie: ...
[14:04] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: With a skillet?!
[14:04] Roys My Boy 217: Skillets are formiddable weapons, there, Ike.
[14:05] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: *gulps*
[14:05] Roys My Boy 217: Really, any kitchen appliance is. Knives are my favourites! >3
[14:05] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: Of course.
[14:05] Roys My Boy 217: Muwhahahahaha. >3

[14:08] EliwoodGabriel: *So, the BK and Greil are having fun attacking each other.*
[14:08] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *appears near the edge of the trees* Father?!
[14:08] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: *notices Ike*
BK: *Makes Greil fall on his ass*
[14:09] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Father? *steps forward a bit* Are you alright?
[14:09] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: Stay back!
[14:09] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *stops walking*
[14:09] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: *gets up* You son of a bitch...
BK: I heard that, General Gawain.
Greil: ...
[14:10] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: ..."Gawain"?
[14:10] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: ...My old name...
[14:10] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: ...
[14:10] EliwoodGabriel: BK: Here. Use this. *throws Ragnell at Greil's feet*
Greil: What the fuck do you think you're doing, pup?!
[14:11] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: o.o?
[14:11] EliwoodGabriel: BK: I wish to see you at your full strenght, my old teacher. *takes out Ettard/Alondite*
[14:12] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: "Teacher"?
[14:12] EliwoodGabriel: BK: Silence, boy! *uses the magical effect of his sword*
[14:12] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Ack!
[14:13] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: Stay away from my son!
BK: He has nothing to do with this battle.
[14:13] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *on his ass*
[14:14] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: *takes Ragnell* Unfortunately, boy, ever since I've left Daein, I've erased myself from it. *throws it* I threw away my name of Gawain.
[14:14] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: ...?
[14:15] EliwoodGabriel: BK: ...DO you wish to die?
Greil: ...Even now, your voice had never change. It's such a horrible fate, it must end like this...
[14:15] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: o.o
[14:16] EliwoodGabriel: BK: Indeed.
Greil: *charges BK with Urvan, they fight... then the BK thrusts his sword into Greil's abs!* Urg...
[14:17] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: O.O FATHER!
[14:17] EliwoodGabriel: BK: So... this is how it ends. How pitiful... there was hardly any challenge.
[14:18] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *runs over to Greil* Father?! Please don't...
[14:18] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: *slumps against Ike*
[14:18] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Father? FATHER.
[14:19] EliwoodGabriel: BK: Gawain. The thing I came for. I want it.
Greil: ...I threw that away as well.
Bk: Is that so? *points his sword at Ike* Even if I use your son's life as ransom?=
[14:19] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *stares at the sword's blade, gulps*
[14:20] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: Leave my son out of this?
BK: Then the two of you will die, then. *lets some magic hit Ike*
[14:20] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: OW!
[14:21] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: Ike!
BK: *makes the magic 10x more painful*
[14:21] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *shrieks in pain*
[14:21] EliwoodGabriel: Bk: *stops as he remembers that scream from ten year ago...* *It involves a spoiler*
[14:21] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *on the ground, panting*
[14:22] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: *takes Ike's hand*
[14:22] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: ...Father...
[14:22] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: Be strong, Ike...
BK: ... *regains his composure, stabs Greil a second time*
Greil: *coughs up blood*
[14:23] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Father! ...You can't...you can't die! YOU CAN'T DIE.
[14:23] EliwoodGabriel: BK: *turns to face Ike*
[14:23] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: You son of a bitch!
[14:24] EliwoodGabriel: Bk: *raises his sword, a flashback of Ike as a child stops him from swinging it down, thought.*
[14:24] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *glares*
[14:24] EliwoodGabriel: Bk: *hears Caineghis* ...The King of Beasts...
[14:24] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: ...?
[14:25] EliwoodGabriel: BK: *turns to Ike, has the sword next to Ike's neck*
Greil: *has fainted*
[14:25] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *glare*
[14:26] EliwoodGabriel: Bk: *Caineghis is REALLY close now* ...Hmmmp. It would see you have survived this one, boy. *removes the sword from Ike's neck, then uses his Warp Powder*
[14:26] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *stares at Greil's body* Father? *shakes him* Father?
[14:27] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: *groans as he wakes up* ...Ike.
[14:27] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *smiles a bit* Father, you're alive. THank the Goddess.
[14:27] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: ...Not for long...
[14:28] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *his smile disappears* No, don't say that. You'll be fine, the base isn't that far. You can make it. You can't die!
[14:28] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: ...I'm sorry, Ike...
[14:28] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: ...Father...
[14:28] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: ...The company... take care of it.
[14:28] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: But what about Mist? What about me? YOU CAN'T LEAVE US.
[14:29] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: ...Mist... take care of her as well... *coughs up more blood*
[14:29] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *his eyes fill with tears* Fa...father...
[14:30] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: *cups Ike's cheek with his hand* ...You do have your mother in you...
[14:30] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: ...*takes his father's hand* I know...
[14:30] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: ...That Knight... Ike... don't... look for revenge...
[14:31] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: But he's the one responsible!
[14:31] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: *smiles* Stay here... Ike... stay in... Gallia...
[14:31] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: ...Father...
[14:32] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: *closes his eyes* ...You... smiled just... like your mother...
[14:32] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: ...*half smiles* I know.
[14:33] EliwoodGabriel: Greil: Ike... whatever you do... don't... ever... forget... your blood... *dies*
[14:33] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Father? Father?! FATHER?! *sobs*
[14:33] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: *gets up from his body* ...Ike.
[14:33] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *cries*
[14:34] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: *touches Ike's face one last time before fading away*
[14:34] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: T___T
[14:34] EliwoodGabriel: Titania: *comes over with Gatrie, Shinon and Oscar* Commander! Ike!
[14:35] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *cries*
[14:35] EliwoodGabriel: Titania: * runs to find the two of them* Ike! What happened?! Why are you crying?! *kinda can figure out what just happened*
[14:36] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Father...he's...he's gone...
[14:36] EliwoodGabriel: Titania: *gasps as she kneels next to Greil's body* ...Oscar, get Rhys!
[14:36] Roys My Boy 217: Oscar: *rides off to get Rhys*
Ike: *sniffle*
[14:37] EliwoodGabriel: Gatrie: *kneels next to Ike* ...This is...
[14:37] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *sniffle*
[14:37] EliwoodGabriel: Gatrie: *hugs Ike*
[14:38] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *hugs Gatrie* *AWWWWW.*
[14:38] EliwoodGabriel: Gatrie: ...Shinon! Stop standing there and help us out!
[14:38] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: Help you with what?
[14:39] EliwoodGabriel: Gatrie: The kid is crying! He needs comfort!
[14:39] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: You comfort him, then.
[14:39] EliwoodGabriel: Gatrie: *looks pissed* SHINON!
[14:39] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: What? It's three in the morning for crying out loud!
[14:39] EliwoodGabriel: Gatrie: OUR. COMMANDER. IS. DEAD.
[14:40] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: ...
[14:40] EliwoodGabriel: Titania: *looks up* ...Oscar's comming back with Rhys.
[14:40] Roys My Boy 217: Oscar: *riding with Rhys behind him* I have Rhys!
Ike: *sniffle*
[14:41] EliwoodGabriel: Rhys: *gets off the horse, kneels next to Greil, heals him but it would seem it would have been for naught, because Greil is indeed dead.* ...We were too late.
[14:42] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: ...
[14:42] EliwoodGabriel: Rhys: ...Ike, I'm so sorry...
[14:43] EliwoodGabriel: Gatrie: *still hugging Ike*
[14:43] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *sniffle*
[14:43] EliwoodGabriel: Rhys: Shinon, can you dig a hole to make a grave for the Commander?
[14:44] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: Yessir. *digs a grave*
[14:44] EliwoodGabriel: Mist: *comes out* What's going on?!
[14:44] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Mist, go back to the Base.
[14:44] EliwoodGabriel: Mist: Ike, what happened?! Why are you crying?!
[14:44] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: I'll tell you later. Go back to the Base.
[14:45] EliwoodGabriel: Mist: Ike, no! Tell me what happened!
[14:45] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: ...Come here.
[14:45] EliwoodGabriel: Mist: *goes to find Ike*
[14:45] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: ...Father's...Father's gone.
[14:46] EliwoodGabriel: Mist: ...*starts crying*
[14:46] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *hugs her*
[14:46] EliwoodGabriel: Mist: *sobs on Ike's chest*
[14:46] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *rubs her back*
[14:46] EliwoodGabriel: Mist: I-Ike...
[14:46] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Mmm?
[14:47] EliwoodGabriel: Mist: ...*hugs Ike* ...You're injured...
[14:47] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: Don't worry about it.
[14:48] EliwoodGabriel: Mist: ...Ike, it's a magical based injury!
[14:48] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: So? It's nothing.
[14:49] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: The hole's all dug.
[14:50] EliwoodGabriel: Ike: ...
Gatrie: *comes with Greil's corpse*
[14:50] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *sniffle*
Shinon: *jumps out of the hole*
[14:51] EliwoodGabriel: Mist: *sniffles as well*
Gatrie: *gently places Greil in the hole*
[14:51] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *still hugging Mist*
Shinon: *siiigh*
[14:52] EliwoodGabriel: Gatrie: ...Okay Shinon, close the hole.
[14:53] Roys My Boy 217: Shinon: *fills the hole with dirt*
[14:53] EliwoodGabriel: Mist: *cries, still hugging Ike as well*
[14:54] Roys My Boy 217: Ike: *still hugging Mist, runs a hand through her hair*

[14:54] EliwoodGabriel: *far away*
Ghost!Greil: Elena...
[14:55] EliwoodGabriel: *You're Ghost!Elena. XD*
[14:56] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Elena: Greil...
[14:57] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: Let's fuck.
[14:57] EliwoodGabriel: *gets shot&
[14:57] Roys My Boy 217: *XDDD*
[14:57] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Elena: o.O I don't remember you being that...erm...forward.
[14:57] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: Didn't have sex since you came in this world.
[14:58] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Elena: Yes, well...our children are mouring over your death and you want to have sex? o.O
[14:58] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: I'M HORNY.
[14:59] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Elena: ...I can see that, dear.
[15:00] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: ...So?
[15:00] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Elena: ...So...?
Ike: *sniffle*
[15:00] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: *sighs* I can see a bit of you in Ike, you know.
[15:01] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Elena: So I've seen.
[15:01] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: ...Seriously, Elena, I need to screw someone or else I'll have blue balls.
*LOL THIS IS THE MOST DIRTIEST CONVO I'VE EVER WROTE. XD*
[15:02] Roys My Boy 217: *XDD*
Ghost!Elena: ...Can we even have sex? I mean, this is Heaven!
[15:02] EliwoodGabriel: Random ghosty angel: Yes, you can have sex.
[15:02] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Elena: ACK! THEY LISTEN IN ON OUR CONVOS.
[15:03] EliwoodGabriel: Random ghosty angel: I could hear you.
Ghost!Greil: *snicker*
[15:04] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Elena: *typing on a computer* GTFO.
[15:04] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: ???
[15:05] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Elena: That was to some n00b, not you, honey. <3
[15:05] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: ...What are you talking about?
[15:05] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Elena: This here device *points* is a computer. CUM-PEE-YOU-TERR.
[15:06] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: No, who are you talking to?
[15:06] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Elena: ...On the computer?
[15:06] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: YESSSS.
[15:07] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Elena: Some n00b. Oh! Two people joined the chat. "Commander Ike" and "ValkyrieGrrl08".
[15:07] EliwoodGabriel: Chat!Ike: LOL I FOUND A WAY TO TALK TO YOU, MOTHER AND FATHER. ;P
[15:08] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: Yeah! Now we can bother you!
ValkyrieGrrl08 pokes "Blue Headed Angel09" with a pencil.
Chat!Mist: MUWHAHAHAHA.
Ghost!Elena: ...That's our children. XD
[15:10] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: I want a computer of my own!
PossessedIke has entered the channel
Chat!Pit: HI PEEPS. HI LOVE.
Chat!Ike: HI PIT. <3
[15:10] Roys My Boy 217: *XD*
Chat!Mist: Hi Ike's boyfriend! ^__^
Blue Headed Angel09: IKE HAS A BOYFRIEND?
[15:11] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Elena: Are you aware of your son's boyfriend?
[15:12] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: ...??? Okay, did time sped up or something?
[15:12] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Elena: I have a feeling it did.
Chat!Mist: WHEN ARE YOU INTRODUCING ME TO PIT, IKEY?
[15:13] EliwoodGabriel: Chat!Ike: Ah, when he's gonna come over!
Chat!Pit: *nods*
[15:13] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: Which will be...when, exactly?
[15:14] EliwoodGabriel: Chat!Ike: Tommorow.
[15:15] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: Oh. AWESOME. THEN YOU CAN INTRODUCE HIM TO SOREN.
[15:16] EliwoodGabriel: Urvan28 has entered the chatroom
Ghost!Greil: Speaking of Soren, how is he?
[15:17] Roys My Boy 217: *XD*
Chat!Mist: He's been fine.
[15:17] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: And the others?
[15:18] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: The same. Shinon and Gatrie left, though.
[15:19] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: Ah, that's too bad.
[15:19] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: Shinon said he didn't want to follow Ike's orders and left, and Gatrie went with him.
[15:20] EliwoodGabriel: Chat!Ike: Mist, that was three years ago!
[15:20] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: ...No it wasn't. This happened recently.
[15:20] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: YOU AND I DON'T LIVE IN THE SAME SPACE TIME DIMENSION THING.
[15:21] EliwoodGabriel: Chat!Ike: ...OMYGAD!
Chat!Pit: YES, THIS MIST IS SO RIGHT. Wait, how did you knew you would promote into a Valkyrie?
Chat!Ike: OMG IT'S EMMA FROM ZOMG!FE9.
[15:21] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: ...?
[15:22] EliwoodGabriel: Chat!Ike: ...Never mind.
[15:22] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: I like valkyries.
[15:22] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: OKAY I
[15:22] EliwoodGabriel: 'M LOST.
[15:24] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Elena: I'm kind of following.
Chat!Mist: ...And besides, YOU NEED TO VISIT. TITANIA'S ACTING WEIRD. And Boyd's hitting on me. AND I HEAR WEIRD NOISES COMING FROM RHYS AND TITANIA'S ROOMS AT NIGHT.
[15:24] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: Rhys and Titania are having sex?!
[15:25] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: ...I guess so.
[15:25] EliwoodGabriel: PossessedIke has left the chat room.
Chat!Ike: Pit?
[15:25] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: ...
[15:26] EliwoodGabriel: Chat!Ike: Oh, he's here! ....Ooooooooh... feels so good...
[15:26] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: I DON'T NEED TO HEAR HIM GIVING YOU A BLOWJOB, YOU KNOW.
[15:27] EliwoodGabriel: Chat!Ike: It's not a BJ...
[15:27] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: ...Okay, that's nice. I DON'T CARE.
[15:28] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: Ike, stop typing.
[15:29] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: I think he did.
[15:29] EliwoodGabriel: Commander Ike is currently away.
[15:29] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: *reads away message* OH GODDESS.
[15:30] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: What does it say?
[15:30] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: "Fucking Pit. Leave one. PS. Don't tell my parents."
[15:32] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: *sporfle* ALRIGHT, IKE!
[15:32] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: ...
[15:32] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Elena: ...
[15:33] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: ...What? At lease he's getting laid!
[15:33] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Elena: You're setting a bad example for our daughter, Greil.
[15:34] EliwoodGabriel: Ghost!Greil: WITH A GREEK ANGEL.
[15:34] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Elena: ...
[15:35] EliwoodGabriel: Commander Ike has changed away message.
[15:35] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: "Showering. A messy boy needs to get clean. BRB."
[15:36] EliwoodGabriel: BlackKnightZ has entered the channel.
BK/Zelgius: Y HELO THAR GAWAIN.
[15:37] Roys My Boy 217: Ghost!Elena: Isn't that the guy that killed you, Greil?
Chat!Mist: Hello, my name is Mist. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
[15:37] EliwoodGabriel: BK/Zelgius: I'm already dead, Mist. Different heaven.
[15:38] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: You mean Hell?
[15:38] EliwoodGabriel: Bk/Zelgius: OMG LOKI JUST TRANSFORM INTO A CHICK AND STARTED TO STRIP.
[15:38] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: ...
[15:38] EliwoodGabriel: *I think we can figure out which heaven Zel ended up. XD*
[15:38] Roys My Boy 217: *XD*
[15:39] EliwoodGabriel: *Also, how did we ended up with a perverted chatroom? We started with the most angsty scene in FE9...*
[15:39] Roys My Boy 217: *I have no idea. Now you know how my RPG sessions with Sara go. XD*
[15:39] EliwoodGabriel: *LOL. XD*
[15:40] EliwoodGabriel: Commander Ike has yet again change his away message.
[15:40] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: ...
[15:40] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: OMG. "Visitng my sister. BBL." ...
[15:41] EliwoodGabriel: MistOfTheGreilMercs has joined the channel
FE10!Mist: HI PEEPS.
[15:41] Roys My Boy 217: *Speaking of "brb"ing, I'll brb. Dinner. XD*
[15:41] EliwoodGabriel: *Sure. XD*
[17:01] Roys My Boy 217: *Back!*
[17:02] EliwoodGabriel: *Cool*
[17:02] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: OMG FE10!me!
[17:04] EliwoodGabriel: BK/Zelgius: zxdf
[17:04] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: ...?
[17:07] EliwoodGabriel: Bk/Zelgius?: Zel just fainted because of teh Loki.
[17:08] Roys My Boy 217: Chat!Mist: ...